• Oxygen and potassium went for a
date and it is totally OK.
Don't tell me. Yesterday I saw Oxygen
with Magnesium and I was like OMg
he is cheating on Potassium.
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    • Helium is like:
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    • Sodium told me this joke and asked me if it was funny. I told him, “Na.”
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    • Not porn. Try again.
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    • I guess oxygen and potassium didn’t have much chemistry.
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    • It would actually be K2O and MgO
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    • And all Potassium said about it was “K”
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    • I told potassium and they were all like, “K”
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    • Fluorine, uranium, carbon, potassium-yttrium, oxygen, potassium.
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    • Are you breaking the laws of thermodynamics? Because you look 0K.
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    • Well actually since oxygen has a net charge of 2- and Potassium has a net charge of +1 it would be OK- or K2O
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    • Y’all mad it’s not funny I’m just happy it’s not a cringy atla meme
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    • I'm a member of the Potassium Potassium Potassium
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    • but... itd be K2O
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    • Na, you’re just salty
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    • Oh look....it's me
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    • Potassium < Pussytassium
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    • That's funny 👍
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    • And then they fucked
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    • Yesterday I found some uranium and died
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    • Got asked if I saw Nitrogen and Oxygen together and I said NO
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    • Sometimes I see a guy and a girl and I’m like “O,K”
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    • Potassium gets volatile when they cry
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    • What the heck!!!! 🤤
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    • Did you just assume oxygen's gender?
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    • Anyone else reminded of MiB
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    • Oxygen have been in everyone’s mouth. What a slut
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    • Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium
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    • Talked to sodium he said Na
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    • Ah man do let my bro hydrogen know we need them together
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    • Did anyone else read possum instead of potassium——>
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    • i guess they didn’t have much chemistry
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    • We all know Oganesson is the real Og
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    • Its funny because out of context the only thing not capatalized in OMg is God
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    • Potassium be like: "k"
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    • the word plumbing comes from the Latin word for lead - plumbum. Chemical element symbol for lead - Pb. Not to be confused with Pb&J.
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    • Just wait till potassium has a four way with water!
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    • Not OK at all. KO+1 if anything, more likely K2O or KClO.
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