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    • Too bad iFunners won’t have either of them
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    • And here i am without either
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    • I gotchu bros
      Ifunnky 1 aug
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    • Is it too much to ask for both?
      BS98 1 aug
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    • Where can I get this “being loved” thingy?
      PEARCUBS 1 aug
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    • But ill get neither
      adorably 1 aug
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    • Both are unachievable
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    • Proud virgin saving myself for marriage
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    • No one loves me
      joshkid 1 aug
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    • Sex is pretty gud tho. Or so I've been told
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    • I’m going to die alone
      DaftDash 1 aug
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    • I take both please
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    • Guns are better than women!
      heckthee 1 aug
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    • Eh, I like sex
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    • Yup, unfortunately I will have neither
      TheScoot 1 aug
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    • I’ve been in real, 100%, actual love once in my life, and now it’s gone forever. I would give up sex for the rest of my life just to feel it again.
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    • That’s why I’m saving sex for someone I genuinely love. That way I can have both
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    • Nah I just want to be loved.
      RusseII 1 aug
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    • I was just thinking about this. I was horny for a moment and just thought to myself, nutting is cool but it would be so much better just to have someone to cuddle and play video games with. Now I'm crying again
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    • Doesnt exist. Money, looks, height or just money
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    • Jokes on you, I don't get either
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    • Honestly with all the shit out there (tinder, bumble, fucking pof) it’s easy to get laid nowadays. Substance people...the whole quality over quantity is real. Never settle, whether you’re man or woman
      eklspkl 3 aug
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    • Ha funny meme bud. Why do you think we are on this app in the first place
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    • Women can’t understand this when a man needs real help
      whatsup 1 aug
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    • Sex with someone you love is a trillion time better. Get you hard and wet every single time
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    • *I would love to have sex but I have never been loved*
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    • This entire section is full of people saying that they won't find their special one and that they will die alone. That's, with all respect, bullshit. And I know it is because I used to think that way in the past. Guys, please, stop demanding being loved, because desperate people are not attractive.
      Eredien 1 aug
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    • Bennye both, take it or leave it
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    • Need both
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    • Both?
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    • I did it three days in a row, where’s my uav at?
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    • So.. I'm 16. Female. Bi. With an Ex-Girl. I love her. We're still friends, in fact, she's over here now. My cousin who just came from out of town and her are cuddling. Like me and her use to do.. I do trust both of them, but I still have a bit of doubt. They are currently sleeping in a bedroom, 1/?
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    • Love is the only thing that makes sex worth having
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    • Sex >
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    • I'm good at flirting and I have all the attributes but I'm staying a virgin because my dick is like 4 inches
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    • I agree
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    • Wow, almost as if sleeping around or having sex when you shouldn’t makes love so much harder. Congrats on having to test that to find it out.
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    • hey guys i thought the exact same thing before i got with a girl a bit ago. i thought all i would do is stuff like that but then i kept fingering her or eating her out and making it sexual instead of just making out or whatever. point is, try to stay with the making love part because i fucked up and
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    • Gonna admit this cause no one gonna see it. I couldn't get it up the first time I had a chance at sex with my ex gf. Happened 2 more times. Thought I was gay. Realized that I couldn't get it up cuz I didn't love her yet. 4th time, I realized I did love her. Guess I can't fuck if I'm not in love.
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    • Reject earthly mortal desires love is spiritual
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    • I have had a relationship like this. Trust me it doesn’t end well. You’re a man you have certain urges it’s literally in your DNA and having a girlfriend that doesn’t like sex is so fucking ass even if she loves you. What are you gonna do, guilt her into it? Had to break up with her. And then 1/2
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    • And you cannot have both
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    • I've been "loved" by my last exes, and I got lied to, cheated on, and abused. I'll stick to just sex thank you very much
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    • Ruft 1 aug
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    • Sacred*
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    • My girlfriend and I just broke up. This hurt.
      Kise 4 aug
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    • All these memes yet when someone doesn't want sex, they get yelled at.
      Neither 4 aug
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    • Nah, being loved is overated
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    • No i like sex better
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    • I got both just last night. Now not a virgin boys
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    • You get the best sex while being in love.
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    • not gonna lie. After getting laid by many girls. Sex is not enough. I need to be loved.
      Jrxc99 4 aug
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    • My brother is 11 and he has had multiple girlfriends. Imma be the older brother that never gets laid until like 25 and my brother gonna be gone at 16
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    • both are aight
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    • I can't spend 3 seconds on this all without being reminded how lonley I am wtf
      Benoit 4 aug
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    • If you legitimately had to choose, which one would you pick?
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    • As a horny teenager I would like some pussy instead of being loved right now.
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    • Both is great.
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    • Dude sometimes I just wanna cuddle then she whip my dick out
      mototard 3 aug
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    • I would take back every girl I’ve been with before my girlfriend if I could. I hate that I’ve had people before her.
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    • people who post these memes have never had their lifeforce exorcised through their pocket rocket
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    • Too bad that one went off the market
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    • I’d like to love, thanks.
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    • Nah no thank you
      thubar 3 aug
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    • Seen it before but it hits just as hard
      TheH3r0 3 aug
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    • What about both?
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    • Wait... why are they separate?
      smdsmh 3 aug
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    • But have you ever had sex?
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    • Wow. I just got hit with a wave of the feels
      alexkent 3 aug
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    • Y’all aint had some good sex then
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    • Sadly I don’t get either
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    • I know its become a meme now but bruh I just wanna be held
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    • What women think men want: hardcore sex, slim bodies, big boobs what men really want: a mutual loving relationship, an understanding woman, kids/marriage, sex
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    • Boys I just lost my virginity a couple days ago, I’m 20.
      iTrippy 3 aug
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    • Not even brilliant
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    • Damn too bad all of us degenerates get none of the above
      Lusameme 3 aug
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    • Too bad girls think sex is love
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    • Why not both? Real question.
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    • If you do things right and find the right woman you can have both
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    • fucking 3 fwb this year when I went into all looking for appreciation. Tiring.
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    • This entire comment section.. Must be Purged.
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