• Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever
just woke up and cracked every
single fucking bone in your body?
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    • You do that stretch where you quiver and shake while you’re stretching. Feels good af
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    • I sound like someone shaking a lego set
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    • Have you ever went to bed without feeling nauseous, too hot, too cold, uncomfortable, and you mind isn't in 30 directions, and wake up at a decent time and not still tired and ready for the day?
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    • Ok but have you had sex?
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    • I am sorry for the watermark
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    • Like this comment if ur a virgin
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    • I once stretched so good when I woke up that I accidentally came
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    • Nice watermark fatass, maybe post original shit
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    • Y’all ever just not woken up?
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    • I believe you crack your joints not bones,but I'll let you do you bro.
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    • That shit is bangin I love stretching that shit keeps you feeling young.
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    • Ok but have you ever had sex
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    • People on Ifunny will analyze the post and account just to complain about something, its the best fucking part about this hell hole of an app
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    • You can do that during sex too
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    • This whole page is literally reposts.
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    • FEET
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    • Me with the watermark
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    • Is that a watermark
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    • Ya but have you ever had sex
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    • You crack joints.. if you're cracking bones, you probably need some milk
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    • It feels so good
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    • Oh wow the watermark of the app your using
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    • Popped a joint yes. But not broke my fucking body.
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    • Its almost as good as getting your first lick of some damn good pussy
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    • No. I need a- I need a fucking chiropractor.
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    • I can pop every joint/bone in my body (whatever you want to call it)
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    • Then I gatta shit
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    • I wish they would crack!
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    • Cant do that any more I get muscle cramps now and I am only 28
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    • But then your neck cracks and you have to walk around all crippled neck for the whole day lol
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    • Not anymore 🙃
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    • Have you ever stretched so hard that you have a seizure
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    • I do that all the time
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    • Actually sounds like paradise
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    • Stretching in the morning feels so damn good but no lol doesn't beat sex
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    • That morning stretch makes me nut
      Musicboi 5 aug
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    • I woke up once and cracked my neck and might’ve strained a muscle or something idk...I had to keep it tilted the whole day in school to avoid the pain
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    • Nice legs and feet mmm
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    • Only once and I was only in the second grade
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    • If you don't wake up and have a fucking seizure, did you really even sleep?
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