• One day, some guy is gonna see me
eating a whole rotisserie chicken with
my bare hands in my parked car and
think "That's her, she's the one".
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    • I mean that wouldn’t be the first thought in my head but the sexual attraction would definitely be there
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    • I think about this everyday because its true
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    • But when I shove 8 chili dogs down my face bitches never knock on my window 🙄
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    • Unpopular opinion but watching your tiny gf eat a huge amount of food is the cutest thing ever
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    • Costco rotisserie chicken do smack doe 😳
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    • My brother married a girl he saw eating a pizza at a red light she had the box on the steering wheel at stops he was going to a blind date at the movies and it was her
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    • But honestly. Who DOESNT eat a whole rotisserie chicken in their car?
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    • PorkSword 14 jul
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    • Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, sticking my dick in rotisserie chicken
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    • oMg ShEs sUCh a cRacKheAd 😫
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    • So quirky....
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    • Damn bitch just get the 8 cut chicken. It’s still a whole chicken but you won’t look as sloppy.
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    • ill be head over heels if a girl actually came up to me.
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    • My mom gave me some left overs after eating out. I just got done working all day at the hospital. I ate it with my bare hands in front of dollar tree. One guy saw me. We made eye contact. He practically ran away. Sorry dude. A girl’s gotta eat
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    • Nah this girl I've been talking too also works with me and she saw me breaking out and thought she heard that she was going in break too and her face lit up and she skipped over to me but the other manager pulled her back and it was sad to see the light diminish but the fact that...
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    • "That's the one, that's the crazy chick that stole the fucking chicken officer"
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    • That’s her boys... she’s “The One”. First one to find her gets her!
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    • Only works if shes pretty
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    • rotisserie chickens are very good
      Melzoedy 14 jul
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    • No
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    • Of course I know him. He’s me!
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    • Yet I would still wouldn’t have the balls to go up to you
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    • This feature seem a bit.... familiar
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    • My ex and I did this after I’d pick her up from work. Her work has the best rotisserie chicken. Damn I miss that woman.
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    • Hehe being random is quirky
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    • Valyrison 14 jul
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    • Saw a guy doing this at target today
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    • DiamondCitysFinest when we ate a whole fried chicken together in the Ralph’s parking lot
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    • I had an ex that did this on her break at work and had to be sent home because she ended up shitting herself. Good times
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    • I do this. I'm a Viking sorry not sorry
      sensou 14 jul
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    • I do that with chipotle a few times a year and let me tell you I get so high off the pure joy it brings
      cralg 14 jul
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    • Me. Im the one who's gonna think that
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    • Until then I enjoy a whole rotisserie chicken in my car.
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    • Bitches be getting angry when I swallow I child whole
      chopstew 14 jul
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    • Quirky
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    • Yup and he will wear ALL THAT skin for YEARS.
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    • I’m right here
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    • I did this in my bed the other night and my boyfriend said I was disgusting
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    • “Haha, omg I totally do this I’m so quirky lulz teehee” shut the fuck up. None of you have EVER done that. Ever.
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    • I work at a grocery store and I once did exactly this with a peace tea to rinse it down in my truck, unfortunately nobody determined me as “the one” from it tho..
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    • Then maybe not
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    • THIS IS SO QWURKY AND FUNNY IM SHITTING AND CUMMING NON STOP
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    • What makes this funny is a lot of the comments are actually clean. I'm very surprised but very happy.
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    • I was on a job out of state up in Patrick's Square, Clemson, SC. My dad and I had just finished installing a houses worth of cabinets, trim and hardware included, and it was about 1pm. We were kinda hungry, but we were short on cash. So we went to the local Walmart and bought one of those for lunch
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    • Haha so quirky. No shut the fuck up
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    • I have actually done this in a Walmart parking lot lol
      lancethom 14 jul
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    • How da fuq did you spell the part before chicken right?
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    • Then Go Do It Ho
      4Pep 14 jul
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    • So..... Can I get that number?
      _MAST3R_ 14 jul
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    • When does that not work?
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    • Yeah but would you find him attractive as well
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    • That's her, she's the one
      noragarts 14 jul
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    • And that's how I met your mother
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    • What about a loaf of bread?
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    • Ima eat her whole ass while she is eating that chicken, call it the Human Chickenfeed.
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    • His name is shaggy
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    • I just want someone to look at me one day and comfort me
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    • Tfw I've never seen a girl eating a whole rotisserie chicken with her hands. 😔
      TheAshen1 14 jul
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    • Catholic_Ancap similar))
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    • Yep and then she will say no to him because he is under 6ft. Has a good job. Is mentally ok. And he interrupted her chicken.
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    • *Boston market*
      Brainjunk 14 jul
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    • Hey I make rotisserie chickens at Sam’s!
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    • Bitch actin like tararre 🥵🥵👌
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    • can somebody find me this woman?
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    • Tbh a good fucking appetite is attractive af cause my ass is always starved but I don't like the fact that it's only okay to be like this if you're really skinny🤷 I'm not saying be obese but goddamn us normal people like to eat too shit
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    • If it was that easy
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    • One day for I brought a rotisserie chicken to my math class and just ate it in the back, and I wonder why I failed it
      unccl 14 jul
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    • Might be me
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    • That day is 2day
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    • We will almost never go for the woman who would prefer her car over her home.
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    • And then you walk up to her and she accuses you of sexual assault and stalking. I walked up to this girl I knew one of my buddy's was dating and said whats up, she had earphones in which I couldn't see. It was raining and I was wearing a trench coat to cover my suit. I thought we had a pleasant,
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    • Sure but she won't want him because he almost as fat as her
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    • People look at me funny because I did this as school I found some money went to H-E-B at a whole lemon pepper chicken then got little cesars large pizza
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    • Of course i know him hes me
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    • Maybe the next one
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    • This first popped up a couple of years ago. I wonder if she ever found her man.
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    • I’m waiting for a woman like that.
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    • Doubt it pig
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    • Ok but how would you even approach a girl doing that
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    • If your skinny it's cute if your fat its nasty
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    • Do you buy them precooked ready to go chickens from Meijer? Cause I sure as hell do and they're good as FUCK
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    • Women moment
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    • "Like thats ever gonna happen"
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    • Not really
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    • I'm that guy. That's adorable.
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    • Yeah that's me
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    • I do that two
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    • Yup shes the one
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    • *SHE IS THE ONE WHO STOLE MY CHICKEN!!!
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    • I-I do that...
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    • Hell yeah! That guy’s me!🤣
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    • That man’s gonna be Trevor
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    • Doubt
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    • In middle school my dad would buy me a rotisserie chicken on Wednesdays for my dinner and I would eat it with my bare hands and watch tv
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    • Quirky
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