• every cigarette you smoke takes 7 minutes
off your student loan debt
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    • Like if people who smoke cigarettes smell like shit
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    • Why do people smoke? Like you can't play ignorance because everyone knows what a cig is. "Well its addictive", boy... you had to first use the cig to be addicted in the first place. Imagine being addicted to nicotine
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    • Y’all realize there’s the bullet to the head mechanic that ends the game instantly. Way better speed run tactics out there than just smoking
      Fritzor 4 aug
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    • imagine paying to get cancer
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    • 5 days nicotine free. Hell Yea!
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    • HM510 5 aug
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    • Student debt never leaves you tho it gets passed onto your family
      stfuf 4 aug
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    • Nicotine helps with stress and is an apatite suppressant. It’s cheap and the buzz doesn’t affect you long term like alcohol or weed. People start when they are young and maybe don’t mind not living as long. It’s hard for people to quit bc they think they need it when something stressful happens.
      noonBoi 4 aug
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    • Marijuana Gang
      LaDeSi 4 aug
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    • Phineas you’re addicted get help
      Ferb 5 aug
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    • If y’all voted for me I’d delete the student debt like I did Epstein
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    • Every cigarette removes 7 weeks of your life*
      Pureness 5 aug
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    • Just smoke the whole pack like you’re playing a harmonica
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    • I smoked blunts for years now I have a mass in my left lung that hurts and makes me can’t breathe
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    • Imagine, instead of buying cigarettes, you could be paying off your debts with that same money
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    • time to buy out my local circle k
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    • Suicide might relieve you of your students loans but the amount owed gets transferred to a living relative. Joe Biden is actually to thank for part of that when they didn’t allow for bankruptcy to eliminate student loans.
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    • Die
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    • I actually started smoking again with a glass of scotch very relaxing but if youve got addictive tendencies good luck only smoking when you have a good drink.
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    • people still buy cigs from the store? should tell them to pack their own. pipe tobacco doesnt make you stink and it costs 37 cents a pack
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    • Any % speed run, college debt addition
      MDAWG00 4 aug
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    • Only smoke fat blunts
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    • Imagine not having a full ride scholarship, I'll never understand these smooth brain memes smh
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    • Life speed run
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    • School owes me money now
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    • I don’t get student loan debt, why don’t people just go to a community college and get a decent job. Once you have that then go to a uni and have all your basics out the way. Hell I’m not even going to uni at all for my goal. If I’m not understanding something the please explain it to me.
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    • I work at Wawa. I hate selling cigarettes to pregnant people. But, it is what it is.
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    • I quit smoking because it smells so bad and I had to brush my teeth MINIMUM 3x a day. I aint a clean freak or anything but I get really self conscious if I smell bad.
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    • I’m currently owed money.
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    • Fuck I wish I love Marlboro reds.
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    • It takes 7 minutes to smoke a cigarette, do duh it takes 7 minutes off your life
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    • Why can't their just be a cigar smell of fire wood
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 4 aug
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    • Smoking cigs is badass
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    • Awwww.... did some stupid mother fucker get a degree in liberal arts, feminist studies, or African studies.... when they could have gone for a STEM degree or a trade school and finished school debt free.
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    • Weed > nicotine
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    • Imagine going to college.
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    • I've been thinking about picking up smoking again...
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    • Or you could use that money to pay the loan. Where I live that brand is 10$ a box.
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    • No it doesn’t, even after you die you student loans are still owed they just move to your next of kin.
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    • Yes student loans are definitely made up of units of time
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    • Here's a wild idea, find a job you really like and learn it's requirements. Go to a community college for 2 years to get your gen ed, then go to a state school for those requirements only. I did that and was paid off in 2 years. My dumbass friends went for PhDs they'd never afford.
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    • Can anyone who has student debt tell me what loan they took out? Im not sure if it'd be better to take out a federal unsubsidized or Salliemae
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    • What does minutes have to do with debt?
      CC19 7 aug
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    • Student loans don’t go away when you die. They get passed on. They’re pretty much the only type of loan that wont disappear
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    • 6 months since my last cigarette
      Pineboi 7 aug
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    • I always thought this meant like your life is shorter but it's literally the estimated smoke times on a cigarette
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    • Is this true ????
      Joquer 7 aug
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    • Imagine being an art student and having student debt. Do furry porn and it will be gone within the hour
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    • That doesn't make sense
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    • I’ve lost about 3 days of my life so far I don’t think it’s a big deal but I do want to quit smoking any tips (I’m allegedly underage and can’t buy nicotine patches or gum)
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    • Took me a moment but it's all clear now
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    • Allready 14 minutes down
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    • Smoking is a coping mechanism for a lot of people, that doesnt make it okay though. Even the cigarette companies just want you to quit but they know you wont so they keep selling
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    • Tried cigarettes for the first time the other day, shits are garbage
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    • 7 minutes free cause thats how much cigarettes take away fron your life span, lol
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    • there's 104 days of summer vacation and endless amounts of school deept
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    • I literally applied for loans TODAY and I have never smoked because it’s disgusting but let me tell ya after seeing those number now I’m tempted
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    • smonks
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    • Five minutes?
      DeltaAir 6 aug
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    • Have fun with the lung cancer therapy that will be taking it's place.
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    • My grandfather admitted he began smoking when he was seven. (Hidden from his parents). He is 93. When he tried quitting at 91, he got sick. He’s still a smoker, breathing, walking, playing dominoes, occasional shots of whiskey and happy.
      purplis 6 aug
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    • god bless you Marlboro
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    • Haven’t bought a pack in a month
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    • So the time ot takes to smoke is 10 minutea for me but only takes 7 from me, that gained me 3 minutes per smoke woo
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    • Lol tfw the company is telling you hiw bad yet still selling. Scumbags
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    • Fuck cigarettes they do nothing for you it’s a waste of time,money and health
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    • Smokers are just speedrunners tryna get through life faster
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    • Bullshit I'd be dead
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    • Mentlegen
      CHOWDAH 6 aug
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    • Remember kids, smoking is not bad and has zero consequences.
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    • Imagine judging someone just cause they smoke
      Kirbs507 6 aug
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    • I’ve done acid shrooms xans smoke weed on the daily but I still won’t smoke a cig
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    • That's exactly why I abandoned university. It's a waste of time.
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    • College loan any%
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    • As someone who never smoked and never will, I love the smell of cigarettes
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    • 7 minutes? Don't you mean 7 dollars?
      Origins5 6 aug
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    • I quit 11 years ago but if each cig took 7 minutes of your life I should have died in 1986
      srrcc 6 aug
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    • They've embraced it
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    • 7 months nic free and I’m one really bad day from going back
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    • Mmm
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    • Ah FUCK, HALP, SHREK'S GOT ME, HE'S GOT ME BY THE USERNAME AGHHHH
      BabyGril 6 aug
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    • imagine judging smokers for making a personal choice that doesn’t affect you, especially you stoners and drinkers, everybody has their fix
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    • my college is free, sometimes being poor your whole like pays off
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    • Fuck you marlboro.
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    • Like if it's no one else's damn business what a adult does in their spare time.
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    • Take 7 minutes off your military contract*
      B00GAI00 5 aug
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    • Bro i hit so many juuls and puff bars and i don't have any urge for them
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    • Hmm, dis sound relative to something I heard before I just cain't think of it
      Mr_Nut_ 5 aug
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    • lol cuz you die
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    • How many minutes of student debt u got?
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    • So if I burn a bunch of cigs in a bonfire can I be debt free?
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    • And puts it on your family
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