Waking up on Monday morning
knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
forsaken51hate forsaken51hate
12 oct 2020
Waking up on Monday morning knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
I don't know what I like more, the fact that the cat licked an imagine of a cooked chicken, or the disappointment in his eyes
undertaker_115 undertaker_115
21 sep 2020
I don't know what I like more, the fact that the cat licked an imagine of a cooked chicken, or the disappointment in his eyes
Brain: Do it
Me: Why
Brain: You gotta
Forte
Room
barko_the_grea barko_the_grea
25 sep 2020
Brain: Do it Me: Why Brain: You gotta Forte Room
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
TruckOwner
28 may
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
FACTS if KNOW
DID YOU KNOW
Eminem's friend since childhood,' Proof", once battled freestyle with 30 people ina
row and won every single battle. He is the one who taught Eminem how to freestyle.
Photo: by shutterstock
YourGirlYani
24 feb
FACTS if KNOW DID YOU KNOW Eminem's friend since childhood,' Proof", once battled freestyle with 30 people ina row and won every single battle. He is the one who taught Eminem how to freestyle. Photo: by shutterstock
11pm: Just one more video and I'll sleep
Me at
(ASMR Roleplay) Todd Howard Seduces You in the
Bathroom at a Fleetwood Mac Concert
icewitch007 icewitch007
17 feb
11pm: Just one more video and I'll sleep Me at (ASMR Roleplay) Todd Howard Seduces You in the Bathroom at a Fleetwood Mac Concert
Hunter finds 1200 Viking sword.
1200
'Tetanus
Hunter
Cheechy Cheechy
29 sep 2020
Hunter finds 1200 Viking sword. 1200 'Tetanus Hunter
When you find out he's not your son
When you find out he's not your son
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Luis_FPV Luis_FPV
22 sep 2020
my dog just swallowed my airpod and you can hear the music from her stomach
Knockouts Allowed, No Judges, No Winner:
Official Floyd Mayweather vs. Logan Paul Rules
Released
coughing coughing
3 jun
Knockouts Allowed, No Judges, No Winner: Official Floyd Mayweather vs. Logan Paul Rules Released
In 2010, a man in
In 2010, man in England was arrested
for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence.
The guy:
nervousari
29 sep 2020
In 2010, a man in In 2010, man in England was arrested for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence. The guy:
wank to be a protlem
would turm out, Anakin would. in fact orablem...
You won't be, Ant.
wank to be a protlem would turm out, Anakin would. in fact orablem... You won't be, Ant.
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?"
Me: "Whatever she wishes"
ElMundo ElMundo
24 sep 2020
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?" Me: "Whatever she wishes"
When you bring her a Plan B and she take it with a Four Loko
@Hoodville
When you bring her a Plan B and she take it with a Four Loko @Hoodville
The roof of my mouth when it sees me pouring bowl of captain crunch
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DickHoits DickHoits
14 sep 2020
The roof of my mouth when it sees me pouring bowl of captain crunch dowd dow
My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape
holds.
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YourSmileIsAmazing YourSmileIsAmazing
3 jan 2021
My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape holds. SAY PLEASE DO YOUF Pay with 70 YouR Pag Use hind we Know you arol
le Cunningham
today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes
"it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
Luigi_Official_ Luigi_Official_
24 sep 2020
le Cunningham today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes "it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it*
guy:
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it* guy: You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Someone needs to tell Mark Ruffalo that he's famous
" Emma
@MakeMemeEmmea
Just another reason why he is my favourite marvel super hero
WookieeCookie WookieeCookie
25 sep 2020
Someone needs to tell Mark Ruffalo that he's famous " Emma @MakeMemeEmmea Just another reason why he is my favourite marvel super hero