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books they always find a velerlnnrían and not a
surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to
survive lhe apocalypse?
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Meal safety is part of our training
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initial outbreak
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discussed why and how we would survive lhe
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    • I read that wrong and thought they where saying vegetarians and was thinking "what the fuck these people watching"
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    • The real number one reason there is that anyone at a hospital at the time of infection is way more likely to die, since the actual infected were probably being taken there in the beginning.
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    • Idk if any of you saw or remember my last comment months ago about my clinics record age but today we had a new record of a cat who was born in '95 and passed away over night so our clinic's record is now a cat who lived to 24 years old.
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    • Are there like four people on tumblr that have similar conversations everyday and they just screenshot them once and a while
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    • So that makes Matt from demolitionranch the most qualified person to survive a zombie apocalypse.
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    • I still like the joke that customer service workers would survive. Because we would
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    • I believe Hershel was a veterinarian right?
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    • My dad is a vet and has actually made a correct diagnosis on my brother in law that the actual doctor got wrong.
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    • My dumb ass thought it said "vegetarians" and took me fucking forever to realize why I was so confused.
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    • I would be the first to die/get infected because I work with tracheostomy patients and I have to clean around the stoma and change the trach tie all the time, my forearm often hovers around their face for easy biting. I’ve thought of this multiple times before while doing trach care on a patient.
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    • People trying to make being a vet seem cool when in reality it’s charging $200 to stick a thermometer up a dogs ass
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    • Me and my friends have a plan to use our farms in the middle of nowhere and all the guns and ammo from our homes for both defense and hunting.
      Mizzou99 8 jun
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    • To also be fair. If a zombie apocalypse does happen its most lilely to occur in a hospital. At the point everyone in the hospital is fucked.
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    • I’m an EMT so I hope for a dystopian mad max style apocalypse where they keep me alive because I’m good at dealing with severe trauma and gunshot wounds
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    • Bruh at first I read vegetarians instead of vetenarians
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    • Matt from demo ranch is a vet, and if you know anythin about demolition ranch, well then you know damn well he’d survive.
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    • We are talking about the guy from Demolition Ranch who also happens to be a vet
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    • Z nation, doc watched a lot of ER
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    • Guaranteed none of those people are veterinarians. Fake ass people are the only ones who make post like that..
      _Norman_ 8 jun
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    • The number one reason doctors and medical personal dont survive [in my mind] during a zombie outbreak is because they all work at a hospital, basically fucking ground zero, and theyre mostly old as hell [takes years to get medical licenses surgical even longer]
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    • Isn't it amazing that,on tumblr, whenever somebody starts talking about a profession, there's immediately an expert in the progression como h to lay down the law and validate everyone's thoughts?
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    • I don't know why, but the phrase "meat safety is part of our training" really tickles my funny bone.
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    • I mean it makes sense. If you work in a hospital then you're pretty likely to be bit first
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    • And It's contradictory that people insult vets as failed doctors when doctors only study human anatomy whereas vets study many species of animals with different complex anatomy
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    • Yeah vets are nice but yall be runnin to us rednecks when shit starts going down. We got the fire power and fire water
      YeeYeeTv 8 jun
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    • Doctors would literally be where most dead people are. Nobodies gonna feel a little sick and think, "Oi shit, betta go to the fuckan vet,"
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    • This would have made more sense if I read it as veterinarians and not vegetarians the first time.
      swat1666 8 jun
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    • I refuse to believe that anyone on Tumblr is smart enough to be a vet
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    • Read that as vegetarian and was confused..
      rhenry 11 jun
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    • Honestly if a zombie apocalypse happened i would be more worried about getting shot by a redneck then getting killed by a zombie (i live near the border of Georgia and Florida)
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    • Hershel
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    • Looks like demo ranch is gonna be the king after the zombie apocalypse then
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    • I mean honestly doctors would be the first to die
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    • Being in the marine corps I swear it’s almost as a joke but we constantly talk about how we’d survive in the event of some wacky catastrophe like a zombie apocalypse in the case of zombies most people just say desertion and get the fuck outta dodge
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    • Vets are also very common, since there are significantly less hurdles to jump through to become one in most states. Not saying it's not hard to be a good vet, because it is, and it deserves a lot of respect. It's just not hard to become a shitty vet, and be licensed.
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    • If zombies happen we would be so fucked. There would be a bunch of people saying "Zomnies were people too, we can't just kill them."
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    • That and doctors are typically the ones who treat infected patients and thus having more of a chance of contracting the disease compared to a vet who wouldn’t even be treating humans in the first place (before said apocalypse and all the doctors have died)
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    • I seriously doubt anything they said
      Lamp___ 8 jun
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    • I highly doubt anyone on tumblr is smart enough to be a vet
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    • Vets in remote locations are much less likely to come into contact with humans. It's a physician's job and thus incentive to come into contact with as many humans as possible, even for those living in remote locations.
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    • This is quite confusing if you read vegetarians and not veterinarians a few times.
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    • i think vets are better cause they have to know different types of body structures, not just one
      k4l3 8 jun
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    • Having worked with vets i can vouch for this. These fuckers know everything and humble af
      pxgv 8 jun
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    • Tunblr Post: Discusses a fringe profession in a very specific and possibly fake scenario. Random TumblrTard: Just so happens to be that thing
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    • I thought it said vegetarians and not veterinarians...
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    • Bro, I read “vegetarian” and I was so confused...
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    • My cousin is studying to become a vet and apparently they go through so much training that they basically have the skills and knowledge to be a doctor. However people are dumb and animals aren't so yeah thats why he's a vet
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    • I doubt either of them are vets.
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    • I think in the walking dead game and or show one of the doctors was a vet
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    • Move everything upstairs, break your steps, use rope ladders.
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    • I’d kill myself
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    • “Can we talk about how... *insert quirky tumblr topic*”
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    • I've rarely been so uncomfortable as when I read "meat safety" from my local veterinarian
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    • The group of survivors I’m with when I tell them that when I said I was a doctor, I meant I was just a pharmacist.
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    • DEMOLITION RANCH
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    • I thought it said vegetarian and I was very confused
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    • Id imagine drs would be among the first to be zombified
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    • Well if its a Resident Evil esqu. apocalypse then you've got to worry about zombie dogs too, so then nobody's safe.
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    • Doctors are in hospitals and most sick people so they are one of the first to go in a zombie apocalypse kind of thing
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    • Fun Fact: Many doctors are actually failed Vets because its much harder to become a Vet than a doctor
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    • I thought it said vegetarians and I was confused for a lot longer than I’m willing to admit
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    • “Meat safety is part of our training” ????!!!!
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    • This actually makes sense
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    • Yeah but surgeons make millions of dollars and could afford to be fully prepared in the event of an apocalypse
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    • My dad is a retired veterinarian and we have discussed apocalyptic scenarios so many times we have multiple staches hidden around including some really big ones and also instructions on where they all are if we aren't the ones who are able to use them.
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    • I thought it said vegetarians
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    • Doctors have people try to bite them all the time
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    • For some reason read it as vegetarian and was like WTF this doesn't make sense
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    • I'm done with over used and easy tumblr comedy post, write real jokes
      Wanton 8 jun
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    • Where’s my Hershel Greene fans at?
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    • Vets have to learn multiple surgeries on multiple species of animals. Adapting to humans isn’t as difficult as you would think especially since we are very similar to pigs.
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    • My friends and I came up with this scenario to survive the apocalypse for quite a while. You already know the boys and I pack some fire power so when we hear about it, we fucking rush to Walmart and kill every morherfucker inside. We then block off the front entrances by locking then throwing (1/3)
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    • Oh, on jah?
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    • So you're saying I should ask out that vet girl that keeps coming into work?
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    • I’ve never seen a veterinarian in a zombie show/movie/game/book
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    • Maybe doctors don’t tell anyone they’re doctors so they don’t have everyone they meet asking them for help so people think there are no doctors left
      Brombyen 8 jun
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    • Human doctors would also be the first ones involved in trying to fight whatever disease caused people to turn into zombies and so would be exposed more quickly
      jollygee 8 jun
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    • I thought this said vegetarians
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    • Everyone goes through that stage of planning out how you would survive a zombie apocalypse. Everyone.
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    • Missing one huge thing: surgeons will be at the front lines trying to save people at the sites of the outbreaks.
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    • At first I read “veterinarian” as “vegetarian” and was very confused
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    • Zombie infestations always start at hospitals and not vet clinics, just saying
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    • Meat safety?
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    • Idk about you guys but initial panic I’m heading into town with a gun and heavy duty machete on my back on the motorcycle to help in the looting while also looting myself before laying low for about either 3 weeks or 3 months and letting the majority of the psychopathi murderers kill each other off
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    • No veterinarian uses tumblr
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    • I think it’s a matter of nerfing characters for the sake of a more flawed group. Same reason it’s not usually the navy seal commando that we follow, but rather the old veteran or a beat cop or a security guard. Zombie apocalypse stories play a lot on chaos and survivor’s guilt, so this works nicely
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    • Well, where do sick people go first? Ah, a hospital for humans. Therefore...
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    • “We” shut up tumblrfag lmao
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    • Disregarding everything, yeah, vets wouldn't be at ground zero hospitals. Every doctor would be called in whether it was your shift or not to deal with a presumably astronomical influx in life-threatening injuries
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    • RIP Hershel
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