8 year old me playing dead in the pool to see if anyone cared:
MemeThief_00 MemeThief_00
26 sep 2020
8 year old me playing dead in the pool to see if anyone cared:
Me: 2020 can't surprise me now
2020: Vin Diesel with hair
NoSpace NoSpace
16 dec 2020
Me: 2020 can't surprise me now 2020: Vin Diesel with hair
Media: "video games cause violence"
Video games:
dad of twolom of 2
Sweetest Sweetest
26 sep 2020
Media: "video games cause violence" Video games: dad of twolom of 2
@dog
We only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is a tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank you...
AM - Aug 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone
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OnlyYou OnlyYou
26 sep 2020
@dog We only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is a tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank you... AM - Aug 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 20.1K Quete 212.2K. Likes
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital.
@strait2school
Sis
SSR_Dio SSR_Dio
15 jan 2021
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital. @strait2school Sis
How wet did that pussy get?
So many signs!
How wet did that pussy get? So many signs!
"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."
Cats Cats
28 sep 2020
"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from
you
phantom_g phantom_g
1 jan 2021
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from you
When I'm given verbal instructions
Can you tihe part ofthe stuff where you all about (hings?
kingofsamoa kingofsamoa
27 jan 2021
When I'm given verbal instructions Can you tihe part ofthe stuff where you all about (hings?
The look she was going for vs what she got
best_wasted_time08 best_wasted_time08
27 jan 2021
The look she was going for vs what she got
Me: *Goes to a family dinner*
Some woman I've never seen in my life:
"I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Me: *Goes to a family dinner* Some woman I've never seen in my life: "I cleaned your ass when you were little"
When your sarcasm is so on point that they think you're serious
lunarhail lunarhail
27 oct 2020
When your sarcasm is so on point that they think you're serious
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating.
Belcalis
Almanzar
Bacardi Bacardi
14 dec 2020
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating. Belcalis Almanzar
spongebob episodes be silly as hell then they have one shot like this
spongebob episodes be silly as hell then they have one shot like this
If animals took selfies and posted on fb.
Bout to eat this idiot #blessed
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
13 jan 2021
If animals took selfies and posted on fb. Bout to eat this idiot #blessed
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn't make you broke.
You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
leeewee leeewee
12 jan 2021
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn't make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
DRINK WHAT SHE'S WEARING.
milk with 50% more protein & calcium,
MORE GOOD LOOKS GOOD.
DRINK WHAT SHE'S WEARING. milk with 50% more protein & calcium, MORE GOOD LOOKS GOOD.
/pcmasterrace
@1 Bi @3 @1
Posted by i.redd.it
My sister has been saving for a PC for over a year, but 2020 sucks. She had
to put her cat down, lost her job due to covid, had to burn though her PC savings in the last few months. Her birthday is next week, I decided to try and make this year a little better for her.
GIGABYTE
Share
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1200AM 1200AM
21 sep 2020
/pcmasterrace @1 Bi @3 @1 Posted by i.redd.it My sister has been saving for a PC for over a year, but 2020 sucks. She had to put her cat down, lost her job due to covid, had to burn though her PC savings in the last few months. Her birthday is next week, I decided to try and make this year a little better for her. GIGABYTE Share on that
Nancy Grace @
we
Carole Baskin: Cadaver dog alerts to possible human remains near Don Lewis's lake house
FUNNYSTUFFANDTHINGS FUNNYSTUFFANDTHINGS
26 sep 2020
Nancy Grace @ we Carole Baskin: Cadaver dog alerts to possible human remains near Don Lewis's lake house
I don't think this is the right "Toy Story" but there will definitely be "Woody" in it.
crude_audi_city_boi crude_audi_city_boi
4 nov 2020
I don't think this is the right "Toy Story" but there will definitely be "Woody" in it.