When it's 2 am at the sleepover, and you and your bestie decide to cut each other's bangs:
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
When it's 2 am at the sleepover, and you and your bestie decide to cut each other's bangs:
This is what Mr. Bean would look like if he was a character in 007 on
DICKCHEESE DICKCHEESE
22 jan 2021
This is what Mr. Bean would look like if he was a character in 007 on
me driving 15 mph in a blizzard while some yee yee truck rides my ass
me driving 15 mph in a blizzard while some yee yee truck rides my ass
Dads watching your ass get beat by your
Mom for something they said was okay
kayla1323 kayla1323
27 jan 2021
Dads watching your ass get beat by your Mom for something they said was okay
Sasquatch sighting or hairy gal?
Sasquatch sighting or hairy gal?
I Where was this last night?!
I At my sister's:)
Cute
I Who the fuck is Cousin Swol over there?
I Cousin Swol?
I Guy in red has huge pipes
...thats My mum...
MaCass MaCass
24 sep 2020
I Where was this last night?! I At my sister's:) Cute I Who the fuck is Cousin Swol over there? I Cousin Swol? I Guy in red has huge pipes ...thats My mum...
carlsagan:
unclepolymer:
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn't even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that
Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
AliAliOxenFree AliAliOxenFree
23 sep 2020
carlsagan: unclepolymer: Pusheen the cat making some chemistry. That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn't even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face. Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!"
{visible confusion}
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
28 sep 2020
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!" {visible confusion}
er: wow wnere Id
Him: wow where did he learn how to do that
CA
OnenoonSpiderMan OnenoonSpiderMan
17 mar
er: wow wnere Id Him: wow where did he learn how to do that CA
7year old me at Zam debating if I should hold my piss till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
AP
papa_comet papa_comet
18 dec 2020
7year old me at Zam debating if I should hold my piss till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon AP
factxpress
Facebook shut down a pair of it's
Al Robots nicknamed Alice and
Bob after they started talking to
each other in their own language.
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
27 sep 2020
factxpress Facebook shut down a pair of it's Al Robots nicknamed Alice and Bob after they started talking to each other in their own language.
Cindy Lou is all grown up (Taylor Momsen)
SSS
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
5 apr
Cindy Lou is all grown up (Taylor Momsen) SSS
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months.
He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses.
Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
AFloridian AFloridian
22 apr
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months. He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses. Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
don't know what crime he committed, but he should have heard the police coming.
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
23 oct 2020
don't know what crime he committed, but he should have heard the police coming.
Wie the ols trying to tigure out how to fly the F-15 we just bought off the dark web
Wie the ols trying to tigure out how to fly the F-15 we just bought off the dark web
When you accidentally catch your little
Hulkster in your zipper.
The_Beard The_Beard
28 jan 2021
When you accidentally catch your little Hulkster in your zipper.
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours.
you
can't wear a mask outside, and
or treat,
_TonyStark _TonyStark
24 sep 2020
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours. you can't wear a mask outside, and or treat,
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito
whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
Lowrider Lowrider
3 jan 2021
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
BREAKING: Donald Trump makes miraculous and historic recovery.
TexasHeat85 TexasHeat85
5 oct 2020
BREAKING: Donald Trump makes miraculous and historic recovery.