7year old me at Zam debating if I should hold my piss till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
AP
papa_comet papa_comet
18 dec 2020
7year old me at Zam debating if I should hold my piss till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon AP
bowwowwow bowwowwow
23 sep 2020
What's this country cafled?
IDENTIFYING
WOOD
ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl
YEP, IT'S WOOD
IDENTIFYING WOOD ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl YEP, IT'S WOOD
When the robber stabs you, but you are in the living room:
ChickenWar ChickenWar
25 jun
When the robber stabs you, but you are in the living room:
This is Ted. He went on his first boat ride today. Hopes you like his giraffe vest. He picked it out himself.
mrgreenbin mrgreenbin
16 mar
This is Ted. He went on his first boat ride today. Hopes you like his giraffe vest. He picked it out himself.
Do you have games on your phone?
Hannibal_burgz Hannibal_burgz
5 nov 2020
Do you have games on your phone?
WHEN YOUR GAME UNFREEZES AS SOON AS YOU OPEN THE TASK MANAGER
Fear will keep them in line.
Where_are_we Where_are_we
19 mar
WHEN YOUR GAME UNFREEZES AS SOON AS YOU OPEN THE TASK MANAGER Fear will keep them in line.
this mf deserve nothing but happiness
this mf deserve nothing but happiness
stan
@catsinners
this is why she left you
@ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16
From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
stan @catsinners this is why she left you @ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16 From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
The Doctor: "Who is she?"
Kazran: "Nobody important."
"Not important? Blimey. That's amazing.
You know in 900 years in Time and Space,
I've never met someone who wasn't important before."
reed
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
The Doctor: "Who is she?" Kazran: "Nobody important." "Not important? Blimey. That's amazing. You know in 900 years in Time and Space, I've never met someone who wasn't important before." reed
When my brain keeps telling me
I'm not good enough for someone:
ir
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I'm YOu
Argon Argon
10 nov 2020
When my brain keeps telling me I'm not good enough for someone: ir WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'm YOu
Kona fans GODZILLA SUPPORTER g SUPPORTER
Lazer
TastyAbe TastyAbe
26 jan 2021
Kona fans GODZILLA SUPPORTER g SUPPORTER Lazer
When reactor is about to meltdown but you want to finish your tasks
cavemonkey170 cavemonkey170
25 sep 2020
When reactor is about to meltdown but you want to finish your tasks
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
Xehanort Xehanort
12 mar
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
CNN @
@CNN
Rats can be taught to play hide and seek and they squeal with joy when they win, scientists have found.
Rats love to play hide and seek, scientists find
stellarmemesupplier stellarmemesupplier
24 sep 2020
CNN @ @CNN Rats can be taught to play hide and seek and they squeal with joy when they win, scientists have found. Rats love to play hide and seek, scientists find
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
justjill justjill
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
When she sends a nude and it looks like Chewbacca got shot in the face
DaddyWolf78 DaddyWolf78
7 oct 2020
When she sends a nude and it looks like Chewbacca got shot in the face
Dogs are for people Who want
Worshipped be like Gods
AWe
Cats are for people strong enough to have a God standing on their chest at 5 AM demanding a sacrifice
Psherman42WalabyWay Psherman42WalabyWay
26 sep 2020
Dogs are for people Who want Worshipped be like Gods AWe Cats are for people strong enough to have a God standing on their chest at 5 AM demanding a sacrifice
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie.
She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
kh4plusBotW2 kh4plusBotW2
24 sep 2020
I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6. - I doubt anyone cares but this is my dog Jessie. She's pretty old and probably only has a year or two left. I've had her since I was 6.
squidward in every
spongebob episode when walking out of the krusty krab:
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
IC3TacoBell IC3TacoBell
24 sep 2020
squidward in every spongebob episode when walking out of the krusty krab: Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!