7year old me at Zam debating if I should hold my piss till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
AP
papa_comet papa_comet
18 dec 2020
7year old me at Zam debating if I should hold my piss till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon AP
Tne entire screentime or Marvel
Cinematic Universe is 3000 minutes.
I love you, 3000.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
16 oct 2020
Tne entire screentime or Marvel Cinematic Universe is 3000 minutes. I love you, 3000.
I one-time-i-dreamt
The Independent
Climate change fight should be 'sexy' and 'fun',
Japan's new environment minister says
W-what?
Bi treocseasona
Let the man speak
I one-time-i-dreamt The Independent Climate change fight should be 'sexy' and 'fun', Japan's new environment minister says W-what? Bi treocseasona Let the man speak
When you're confused as hell in class and want to ask the teacher a question but you don't even know what you don't even know
ThePrincess ThePrincess
22 mar
When you're confused as hell in class and want to ask the teacher a question but you don't even know what you don't even know
L@> Bird
@BirdExecutive
Is your milkshake really worth it?
POOOOPOOOOPIG POOOOPOOOOPIG
24 sep 2020
L@> Bird @BirdExecutive Is your milkshake really worth it?
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
flipper_fire flipper_fire
19 may
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
Grillby305 Grillby305
25 sep 2020
United States Ameticaa mammal
NOT KNOWING THE TRUTH DOESN'T MAKE YOU IGNORANT
HOT TO
KNOW THE TRUTH IS WHAT MAKES YOU IGNORANT
DickHoits DickHoits
16 oct 2020
NOT KNOWING THE TRUTH DOESN'T MAKE YOU IGNORANT HOT TO KNOW THE TRUTH IS WHAT MAKES YOU IGNORANT
When you're feeling sad and your Meme friend pulls out their phone.
When you're feeling sad and your Meme friend pulls out their phone.
4 things people can't choose:
- Parents
- Nationality
- Sexuality
- The President of Russia
4 things people can't choose: - Parents - Nationality - Sexuality - The President of Russia
Me leaving my water alone for a nanosecond
My Cat:
GinjaNinja1201 GinjaNinja1201
25 sep 2020
Me leaving my water alone for a nanosecond My Cat:
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US
WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
melkor106 melkor106
23 sep 2020
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
Michael Margolis
@yipe
Alexa: remind me to feed the baby
Defeat
the
Skrappy Skrappy
25 nov 2020
Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby Defeat the
Asuuuhhdudee Asuuuhhdudee
23 sep 2020
my cat really thought about killing me
Dog noses are wet to better help them absorb scent chemicals. A special mucus is secreted to help
them absorb these special
chemicals. Once the chemicals
are on the nose, dogs lick them so that they can sample them and understand what it is that they're
smelling
2ManyFacts 2ManyFacts
26 sep 2020
Dog noses are wet to better help them absorb scent chemicals. A special mucus is secreted to help them absorb these special chemicals. Once the chemicals are on the nose, dogs lick them so that they can sample them and understand what it is that they're smelling
THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY.
ONE ALCOHOL!
THE REST IS 64
THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY. ONE ALCOHOL! THE REST IS 64
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
WHEN YOUR GAME UNFREEZES AS SOON AS YOU OPEN THE TASK MANAGER
Fear will keep them in line.
Where_are_we Where_are_we
19 mar
WHEN YOUR GAME UNFREEZES AS SOON AS YOU OPEN THE TASK MANAGER Fear will keep them in line.
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids
me: nah i'd rather have the money
kennugly kennugly
19 jan 2021
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids me: nah i'd rather have the money