• when she comes in drunk
screaming "THAT DICK BETTER
BE HARD AND READY!" and you
got work in the morning
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    • If roles were reversed it would not be ok
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    • "Dad get out of my room"
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    • I know to virgins this sounds awesome, but dude this is some awful shit. My wife was tryna fuck at 1130 and i get up at 4 and work 12 hour shifts.
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    • Y’all don’t realize how many people would love to feel that another person wants them so bad even when they’re drunk they think of you
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    • You think women exist?
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    • Sometimes you should be allowed to slap a woman
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    • “Dad please not tonight”
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    • Hate it when my sister comes home drunk
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    • I'm on my way home YOU BETTER BE WET AND WIDE OPEN
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    • MOMMYZEN
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    • Don't worry, 9 times out of 10 she passes the fuco out instantly when she lands on the bed
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    • “My wife sexually abuses me when she’s drunk”
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    • No joke my girl is at the bar right now and I'm getting up in the morning for softball
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    • My gf has 0 sex drive plz help
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    • but then she kisses that sweet spot on my neck and I have no choice but to fucking drill her
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    • Hung out with a chick like this. It was actually really tiring. I’d have to be up at 5 and drive an hour and I’d be up till like 1. Shit sucked.
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    • Who cares if I got work in the morning I'm gonna FUCK
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    • All fun and games until those 5 martinis and whiteclaws come back to say hi
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    • If she comes home from the club and you dont get r*ped, someone already hit it
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    • What kind of life do you have to live to be with someone who goes out to the bar or clubs and get fucked up without you. That seems so normal to people but its so fucking alien to me lol
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    • My boyfriend told me to suck his dick I get down there and it's soft.
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    • Tell her no
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    • R A P 3
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    • Can't relate
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    • Yeah man I hate this shit I hate having sex every day virgins will never know the struggle smh
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    • Learn the differences
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    • Hate it when my sister does that to dad
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    • As a man, I honestly never found the double standard bad or offensive. if I was a woman, I could see why it’d be scary and terrible, but as a man, I would honestly find this hilarious and would absolutely fuck her.
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    • And you just jerked it 15 minutes ago...
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    • Women are low key rapists
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    • "When your man gets home wasted, and screams 'that pussy better be wet and ready!' but you have work in the morning"
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    • redshyguy 21 jun
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    • You better have had a shit day at work, because it was arm day and I’m ready to hug the fuck outta you.
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    • Real men destroy their gfs, no excuses, sack up kings👑
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    • Just wait till she goes to give you a blowjob and that alcohol makes a swift return
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    • I wish I had that problem
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    • My girl kept me up till midnight talking about how our kids will look, what names , gender, I had work at 6am but she seemed so captivated by her own imagination, I couldn’t say no
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    • I make sure I have a bowl loaded, lord of the rings on, and a box of cheezits ready. Easy snuggles for your big day tomorrow.
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    • Just say no.
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    • She gon turn it into a gummy worm
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    • Woah this guy has sex
      Coop53 24 jun
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    • Nah if she going out to the bars then I'm coming with tf. She ain't going alone especially with how these dudes act nowadays
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    • I do it for her but at the same time if she wakes me up and I’m really tired she has to do all the work. #2 if we are sleeping next to each other and she gets me hard I can take the next step and pull her panties down and go to town.
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    • I’ve had my girl come home drunk at 3:30 am literally smother me with her tits to where I could not breathe and cried her eyes out that I wouldn’t fuck
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    • *bf barging in* THAT PUSSY BETTER BE WET AND READY
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    • Guess im going into work late
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    • Never had a gf. Does this even happen?
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    • Females like this are also the ones that don't believe men cant be ra ped.
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    • No man is always hard and ready unless he has problems if you want your man hard you need to give him something to get hard for we can't just think get hard and boom were ready
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    • Can someone please give me advice for ED? I’m young, don’t watch much porn, and barely masterbate. Have a big pp. but randomly have trouble getting hard even if I’m mad horny. Pls. Help
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    • Ha imagine haveing a girl.
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    • noonH8R
      Yeah I'd be calling in sick
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    • I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb
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    • It’s not that we can’t say no. It’s just that she will fuck the hell outta you at least 4-5 times
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    • I’d love this. But alas I’m ugly
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    • My girl never even makes the first move and lowkey it's a little annoying
      noonherz 21 jun
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    • I too do the intercourse with my above average penis
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    • Yeah I'm sure a lot of ifunniers relate to this 🙄
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    • Pikachu FUCKS
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    • Her two seconds later
      Pants_kun 22 jun
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    • smh i hate that shit my mom needs to chill
      McDerpins 22 jun
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    • Is it to much to just have someone genuinely love me?
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    • Yeah right women don’t exist
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    • I dont get it. I would fuck, go back to sleep, get up for work in the morning and not complain about it at all.
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    • I just want to be loved again.
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    • Nah, just tell her to use this and crash out. She don't want the bumpy peen anyways.
      PorkSword 21 jun
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    • My dick:
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    • Last night after a long shift my girl was angsty for dick. Had to, taped out after 10 mins.
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    • Yeah that's NEVER HAPPENED
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    • Girls dont give a fuck they want you to lay in em all night. Lost my job not long ago cause of this but i got it back😆
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    • My sex drive is high so 9/10 outta ten I'm already hard
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    • Tell her she’s in the wrong house and throw her down the stairs.
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    • Can't relate
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    • Drunk gf:
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    • I know everyone here will say I wish I had someone but once you are with someone for 10 years and they do this and you got to be up at 4am
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    • Fellas! Pro tip: if ya girl is drunk and you are tired, just heat up a quesadilla or some nuggets, taquitos, pizza rolls (something easy!) And let her suck u for awhile while that shit is cooking. By the time its done, ya both are tired and get a snack. She just hungry but confused...
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    • Said no woman in history
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    • Why yes! I just finished cooking this duck, that's what you meant, right?
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    • Hahah sex. Yes, I love the big sex with big titty gf. Haha hah
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    • She will keep me up till 2 when I gotta be up at 5 demanding dick.
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    • Never known anyone to turn down some ass, yall crazy man
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    • Bruh idgaf if my girl want dick at any time she can get it.
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    • No matter how exhausted I am from the work day or how early I have too get up for work I'll lay pipe until bolth of us pass out in a pool of bliss
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    • Yeah I remember sleepovers with grandma
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    • I'd like to thank all of ifunny for my very first feature :3!
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    • Literally fucking nobody had this fucking problem ever unless you got a how ass gf
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    • My baby mommas bf called me the other day talkin shit so I fucked her when she came to drop off the kids. Reasonable thing to do right?
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    • Like that ever happen
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    • My husband yells at me for this. We go to bed and I'll read for awhile and he's all "don't wake me up 4 hours from now because that book made you horny" and ya this is why we have toys now 😅
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