• Moved to Japan...met my neighbor
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    • "Do you have navy?" Ah shit, here we go again.
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    • God old Asian people are the sweetest people
      iRaditz 29 may
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    • Well, he tried. And he seems friendly. He is divorced, he may need toilet paper, and seems friendly towards children in a positive way. I also think he actually meant to say that the person and his child can "visit anytime".
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    • Can’t speak English? Please. That was a beautiful friendship operation letter. Big love.
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    • Yes, we do have a navy. No thanks to you, though.
      Ruffian 30 may
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    • “Thank you for your friend operation” wholesomely awesome
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    • Google translate: 100
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    • You write better English than I can write Japanese sooo....
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    • xDeav 29 may
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    • When Spanish teachers say "I'll be able to tell if your using Google translate"this is what they're talking about 😂
      phrankt97 30 may
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    • That Japanese man has better handwriting when writing a in a foreign language than most Americans do when writing in their own language...
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    • “In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman...”
      binch 30 may
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    • Be like: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest
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    • I admire anyone who tries a language they dont speak. That shit is hard as hell
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    • I really need to know what he meant by "I'm stuffed and toilet paper "
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    • My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
      JonnyMLG 29 may
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    • Funny because I live in Texas and that is how half my conversations go everyday with Mexicans
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    • A for effort
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    • Oh yes, ill use the divorce thank you very much
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    • My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by
      Analworm 30 may
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    • Do you have n a v y ?
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    • We all know why a Japanese person wants to know if he has a navy
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    • Japanese people are too nice
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    • Hook that dude up with toilet paper yo
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    • My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by
      Lano 31 may
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    • My name is yoshikage kira. I am 33 years old. I live alone in the north side of town where all the villas are...
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    • He basically said that he is divorced and that he can fuck his ex if he wishes
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    • He’s trying to be nice to his new neighbor even though he barely speaks English. Japanese politeness knows no bounds does it
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    • In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl sav
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    • YOUR CHILD'S NAME...
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    • Correction : Me and the divorce live alone.
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    • Operation friend is a go
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    • In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman.
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    • Commence operation friend
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    • My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by
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    • I don't blame Asians for speaking bad English because their languages are too different and very few westerners can properly speak an Oriental language.
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    • Do you have navy. *circles yes*
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    • I can’t really figure out what he’s trying to say at times but befriend this man immediately
      Pathless 29 may
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    • My name is Yoshikage Kira, I am 33 years old, I live in the northeast section of Morioh, and I live alone.
      Hakaisu 1 jun
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    • I love how it just gets more shit as you go down the page it’s so cute he’s really trying
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    • “thank you for your friend operation” okay admit it that’s cute
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    • "Do you have navy?"
      CheddaBob 30 may
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    • How is top comment not "My name is yoshikage kira im 33 years old"
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    • My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by
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    • I live in Japan also and this is 100% what they write English like 😂
      Turnup667 30 may
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    • /p l e a s e t e l l m e y o u r c h i l d s n a m e/
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    • I thought he was saying that he was stuffed and needed toilet paper to shit
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    • Hey, he's trying, he's cool in my eyes
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    • I don’t like how is handwriting is better than mine
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    • Fuck, he was better english handwriting than i do.
      R3Qui3m 30 may
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    • "Do you have navy?" Boi he about to bomb your ships
      EffOff 29 may
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    • Smh he brought up Pearl harbor. MF asked it he had navy
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    • For all of you complaining about the english lets see your Japanese lmao leave the dude alone he is trying
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    • Anyone else worried about the "You can use it" part? What is it?
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    • Wholesome
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    • "Friend Operation" is now a part of my vocabulary.
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    • Started out friendly then got wierdly dark and erotic
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    • Holy crap, is that what Google translate looks like!?
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    • Even though the English sucks you can tell he typed it into a translator and tried to copy the letters having no idea what they were. V sweet
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    • He tried. That’s honorable
      chella17 30 may
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    • If u treat that Japanese man with any less respect than he deserves I will personally hunt u down and John wick you
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    • Legiteamatly thought they were gonna parody "my name is yoshikage kira. I'm 26 years old..."
      That_Matt 30 may
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    • “Do you have Navy?” Well we used to till you fucked with our boats.
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    • My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by
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    • They tried. And they did pretty damn good.
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    • You better accept his friend operation
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    • "Thank you for your friend operation" that is now my phrase of the year
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    • All jokes aside this is really pure
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    • At first I thought this was about to be a JoJos reference
      Wynman 1 jun
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    • “Do you have navy?” Yeah a good one up until 1941
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    • the divorce and i live alone 😔
      hydrohed 31 may
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    • Thank you for your friend operation!! 😂 I’m using that now.
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    • Yo he’s asking if you have a Navy. Sounds like Japan didn’t learn from Pearl Harbor never ask about someone’s Navy😤
      US_ARMY 31 may
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    • Japanese neighbor:
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    • Not gonna lie this pretty wholesome, he’s trying his best
      Galaxel 30 may
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    • The name Hiroshi Yamashita is like the Juan Garcia of Japan
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    • I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the mornin
      Analworm 30 may
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    • I’m divorced and live alone, you can use it if you want 🍆
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    • In Japan, heart surgeon number 1
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    • Language barriers are terrible, I wish we could all speak one universal language, I believe that's what English is trying to do . . .
      Jesse4422 29 may
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    • Do you have navy? Pearl harbor 2 electric boogaloo
      HIFLY 29 may
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    • “Do you have navy?” Pearl Harbor 2: Electric Boogaloo
      bynch 29 may
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    • The divorce and i live alone
      Krinh 2 jun
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    • They seem super sweet
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    • 100% that's on his fridge
      Quin0a 1 jun
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    • "Friend Operation" sounds like some secret agent shit
      Crash541 30 may
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    • I give the man credit for reaching out like that.
      URBANPYR0 30 may
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    • Thank you for your friend operation :-)
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    • Thank you for your friend operation
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    • Aww the poor guy ;^; fact: a divorced couple in japan don't get split custody, the child goes straight with the mother, the father can't even visit, so basically he is alone because of the divorce
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    • The navy thing is probably because a large portion of Americans that live in Japan are in the navy. I’m one of them. We’re every where
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    • “The divorce and I live alone.” Umm.. I feel like that sentence makes a lot more sense than it should.
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    • "The divorce and I live alone, you can use it if you like"
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    • When he said his name and age I thought of Yoshikage Kira
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    • Please tell me your child's name
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    • That’s probably what my sentences look like in Spanish for Spanish class
      Woman 30 may
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    • I'm stuffed and toilet paper, do you have navy = I have extra toilet paper, do you need any?
      Tmayer79 30 may
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    • baruto_0 30 may
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    • A Japanese man who doesn’t know how to speak English well, has better handwriting than me.
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