me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
Gilberto Gilberto
13 mar
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
Pov: you see me walk in Dollar
General after that stimmy hits.
EN
B4UShout B4UShout
16 mar
Pov: you see me walk in Dollar General after that stimmy hits. EN
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US
WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
melkor106 melkor106
23 sep 2020
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
WHEN.YOU-RE AT DAYCARE'AND EVERYONE IS SINGIN NURSERY RHYMES
BUT YOU'RE INTO LED ZEPPELIN
ErosOne ErosOne
20 mar
WHEN.YOU-RE AT DAYCARE'AND EVERYONE IS SINGIN NURSERY RHYMES BUT YOU'RE INTO LED ZEPPELIN
When the Burger King employee yells order
66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy
lightsaber
Good soldiers follow orders.
iammachine iammachine
7 jan 2021
When the Burger King employee yells order 66 and you see a 3 year old holding a toy lightsaber Good soldiers follow orders.
Rebels at the end of Rogue One:
We have to hold Vader!
Vader: How about you hold my
Lasair Lasair
28 sep 2020
Rebels at the end of Rogue One: We have to hold Vader! Vader: How about you hold my
Jaesway Jaesway
25 sep 2020
cf nusky volume key
Do dogs cry
While dogs can feel sadness and grief, they don't actually cry in the same way humans do. In other words, their sad feelings don't prompt a flow of tears. Humans, in fact, are the only animals on the planet to shed tears as a result of
their emotional state.
log do-clogs-cry
Do Dogs Cry?: Your Guide to Dog Tears and
Emotions -
Feedback
FrozonelsMyDad FrozonelsMyDad
26 sep 2020
Do dogs cry While dogs can feel sadness and grief, they don't actually cry in the same way humans do. In other words, their sad feelings don't prompt a flow of tears. Humans, in fact, are the only animals on the planet to shed tears as a result of their emotional state. log do-clogs-cry Do Dogs Cry?: Your Guide to Dog Tears and Emotions - Feedback
USA: Open your borders to us so that we could trade
Japan: No
USA: *Brings out the Navy*
I said we trade tod
history_memelord history_memelord
27 dec 2020
USA: Open your borders to us so that we could trade Japan: No USA: *Brings out the Navy* I said we trade tod
Verizon LTE PM @ 100%
<o w
Amy J
Hey sweetie it's Amy! Randy was out mowing when he said he noticed you drive past smoking a cigar of some sort. A lot of children live on the street so I will speak on their behalf and request you keep your habits private from the kids!
hey! was just laquite!' bad
here
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
Verizon LTE PM @ 100% <o w Amy J Hey sweetie it's Amy! Randy was out mowing when he said he noticed you drive past smoking a cigar of some sort. A lot of children live on the street so I will speak on their behalf and request you keep your habits private from the kids! hey! was just laquite!' bad here
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg
MeanieKun MeanieKun
29 sep 2020
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg
When people driving brand new cars wanna road rage
ME: This is an $800 car...
I'll kill us both
mrtide
11 may
When people driving brand new cars wanna road rage ME: This is an $800 car... I'll kill us both
Natsuki Subaru
@Brol eBe,ondCompare
Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.
Sakurauchi Sakurauchi
20 sep 2020
Natsuki Subaru @Brol eBe,ondCompare Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.
iPu jour hand on a hot st dvetor aminute, and it seems like an hour.
at's Relativity."
Albert Einstein
L0s3RS
16 oct 2020
iPu jour hand on a hot st dvetor aminute, and it seems like an hour. at's Relativity." Albert Einstein
Eating a straw to prove that turtles are bitches
2.6K views
135 58 Share Download Save
ClownNuts ClownNuts
8 feb
Eating a straw to prove that turtles are bitches 2.6K views 135 58 Share Download Save
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying
Also my dad:
IWannaFuckingDieFam IWannaFuckingDieFam
17 mar
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying Also my dad:
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..."
Me: fucking idiot
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..." Me: fucking idiot