• According to my wife, "just fuck me
up" is an "inappropriate" response to
the @olivegarden waiter asking me
how much cheese I would like
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    • "Just fuck me up" are the last words I uttered before the Olive Garden waiter beats the ever loving shit out of me
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    • As a waiter that kinda shit really makes your day.
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    • You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life
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    • Whenever I go to Sonic and get a slush I always ask the sixteen year old employees who hate working there to just “Fuck me up” with nerds. It leads to fun reactions and I hope I make their day better
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    • Well ur wife is no fun then
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    • I masturbate loud af in Olive Garden.
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    • I asked how a very busy and obviously stressed waiter was doing. He ranted for a minute or two. Then he thanked me and gave me my pumpkin cheesecake for free
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    • It’s Olive Garden, that is the perfect response
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    • I always felt like they got annoyed with how much cheese I wanted...
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    • “A metric fuck ton” apparently is also inappropriate.
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    • It's actually the best response
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    • “get weird with it”
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    • The real inappropriate choice was going to Olive Garden
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    • Thats actually highly appropriate
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    • It's a valid response.
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    • *gets beat to death with cheese in an Olive Garden*
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    • That is when you get the good amount of cheese tho
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    • Well what else are you supposed to say?? I'll wait
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    • Throw the whole wife away
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    • If anyone is reading this, please reply with the best meme you have. Having a rough time rn, I need a good laugh
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    • But it's the best way to describe it
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    • Your wife is wrong
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    • Your wife is weak
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    • Seems like a reasonable response
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    • How though? I fucking love the cheese
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    • What else are you supposed to say?
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    • That is a very valid response
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    • Is there a rule 34 of Olive Garden
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    • “What drinks can I get you started with” apparently the right response is not “I want the most amount of booze without thinking I’m drinking alcohol”
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    • I bring my own milk
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    • This is the only response
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    • CTC_and_DCF I would completely support you saying this to the waiter at Olive Garden
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    • sturgesgf this is me
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    • They had us in the first half never gonna lie
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    • That’s kind of funny
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    • I’d laugh
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    • I would endorse you for that response.
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    • tell your wife to shut the fuck up because that is the only appropriate response to that question.
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    • getting bred at the olive garden
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    • Yup
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    • I would love to hear that if I were a waitress
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    • I think it the only appropriate response
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    • I wish Olive Garden wasn’t absolute trash they used to have muscles and seafood and decent spaghetti before they just started microwaving everything
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    • I bet this guy said it
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    • Do people just not make original memes any more
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    • Come and join Vappy's Aquarium! This server is a furry discord server, though, everyone is allowed to join! If you want to join, the vanity code is fQUncF3. We are looking for new members!
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    • Clearly she doesn't know what she's talking about
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    • It shouldn't be. That is the most perfect response.
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    • Repost
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    • Wack
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    • I worked at Cheesecake Factory and this guy said “cause me physical harm” in regards to how much cheese. I’ll be damned i got it right lol
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    • “How much cheese is too much cheese?” Charlie Kelly.
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    • God tier response
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    • Hell yeah dawg fuck me up with chicken tenders
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    • Scubagirl11 Santo_NotASaint that's gonna be my answer from now on 😁😂
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    • It is if your lactose intolerant 😂
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    • Ur wifes a fuckin lame
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    • Its not
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    • Blasphemy
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    • What about, while the waiter/waitress is pouring the Parmesan on the salad, say, “yea keep it coming, cover me in that white stuff!”
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    • They pass me the cheddar I say “fuck it up”
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    • Still funny
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    • I was sitting at an olive garden and the waitress was doing the cheese thing on my salad and I forgot I was supposed to say stop, I was embarrassed so when my soup came around I forgot to say it again and the waitress called me out and I never wanted to die more in my life
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    • Helllll nah shes qrong that's the best response possible
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    • Apparently telling your new born son like 10 minutes after he is born "you're gonna crush so much puss" is inappropriate to say
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    • One time the waitress was putting cheese on the salad and my little sister started whining and we forgot that the girl was putting cheese on. She shredded a whole block of cheese and was just like "hey is this enough?" I was like ope I forgot you were here my bad yeah that should be good
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    • I ain’t gon lie they had us in the first jalf
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    • I'm glad I havent seen this one 1001 times before, 999 is the perfect number of times to see this one. Hope I dont see it again
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    • Ooo_Noo
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    • Your wife is wrong
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    • no, they know what it means
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    • Your wife was wrong that's the only response
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    • I’ve been to Olive Garden twice and both times I waited in the entry way for almost 2 hours. Not going there again.
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    • Very much appropriate
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    • Went on date to Olive Garden once, waitress came back and asked if we had decided on something, I told her I couldn't read with an utterly straight face
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    • I just don’t like cheese in general. The “just fuck me up” part would be in reference to the B R E A D S T I C K S they have.
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    • I said that once and the guy took my plate to the other side of the room, put a new block of cheese in the grater, and grated the whole fucking thing on it. He came back and said "I took it away from you so you couldn't tell me to stop. I've always wanted to do that."
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    • I see nothing wrong with what he said.🤣
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    • As a 3 year OG waiter that is the perfect response
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    • I was taking a sh*t when I read this and let me tell ya, I've never had easier bowel movements
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    • She passed the vibe check idc
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    • As a restraunt worker "just fuck me up" is the only response i will accept from now on
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    • As a fellow lacintalorant I disagree with here whole heatedly it's the perfect response
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    • It’s not appropriate, it’s the only worthy response
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    • A subway I frequented got used to my order of a "shit-ton" of spinach
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    • Bet she says the same thing to the milk man
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    • Naw best response ever
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    • This is especially true when you’re lactose intolerant
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    • Perfectly acceptable thing to say at the bar tho
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    • This made me W H E E Z E so hard
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    • Fuck her, Its perfect and I wish I could have the balls to say it.
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