• aladdin could've used a wish
to end the monarchy that was
preventing jasmine from marrying
him or he could've ended the
systematic poverty that forced
him to steal but instead he wished
to be a fake prince of a fake land.
he wished for big dick energy
my therapist: holy shit
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    • Aladdin was still a prince. Hagar does not have the power to reverse the damn wish. He was still a prince at the end of the film!
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    • At the end of the original, better movie, why Aladdin just wish to be a prince again, then have Jasmine run the lamp, become Genie's master, and have her wish for his freedom?
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    • The point of him being a prince was so jasmine would find out and get mad and then Aladdin realized just be yourself. It's a fucking kids show not political propaganda
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    • He also could have wished for an A-10 warthog and truly be king of the ancient world. Or a dragon, but an A10 warthog is basically the same thing.
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    • Idiots always think that over thowing a government with some bad rules will be all fine and dandy but put no thought into the serious reprocussions that doing so would have.
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    • He was so ignorant and downtrodden he couldn't fathom the route of those problems with society and therefore didn't think a simple wish could solve everything wrong with the whole world. Also, its in Genie's song/intro, there are Limitations on wishes.
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    • Wasn't he a peasant? I doubt he knew or understood what systematic poverty or a monarchy is. So that's probably part of the reason
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    • His imagination and mental capability is limited. He is a poor guy probably no schooling or parental figure to guide him. All he knows is the "easy way" out... The loop that that lower class is stuck on. And as soon as he has an opportunity to change it, he just blows it up and even though he does..
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    • There’s also the fact that he was a “street rat” who probably wasn’t even given a proper education to know the intricacies of politics/economics in Arabia
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    • The new live action was kinda bad. They messed with the original script and made into a feminist thing. Will Smith carried the movie
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    • "This wouldn't have happened if you fixed the social economic inequalities like you promised, Jafar!" -Twisted
      JEgnatuk 1 jun
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    • Perhaps it was wisdom that a poor homeless man wasnt so audacious that he thought he could fill the hole after toppling a highly complex government and economic super machine with a pleasant wish.
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    • Yeah those of us who saw the original as kids already knew this, shut up millennial twit
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    • Everyone acts like he’s a fake prince which is bullshit. He doesn’t have to pretend. He wished to be a prince. He didn’t wish to pretend to be a prince. He is a prince
      KitiKatt 1 jun
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    • Yah he was a beggar with ZERO education, in short no he couldn't
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    • Its was a cartoon movie shut the fuck up.
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    • Aladdin never once wished for a big dick. So you know he was strapped with hung ass long donger
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    • Hate to be "this guy", but Aladdin didn't really have the proper edumacation to know this.
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    • This is exhibit A. Liberals are retarded and always bitching.
      hwhyumad 1 jun
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    • Aladdin was a prince. His father was the KING of thieves
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    • For all those out there losing their marbles over this. I genuinely enjoyed Alladin, i realise we was a real prince. This is a joke guys 😂😂
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    • Well, a wish to end the monarchy can have several resolutions where the royal family and all its connections are violently murdered, nobles fight for control and establish a failed feudal oligarchy state of rival powers at war.
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    • He wished to be a prince, not look like one, so he was still a prince regardless. He also never used his second wish, genie just cheated and called it his second wish
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    • My favorite part was where jasmine spontaneously developed superpowers via song and started whooping ass only for it to be a dream lol
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    • Nah that would’ve been against da rules
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    • Quit being stupid he’s prince of jasmines castle. He now has the power to fix those things himself and to outperform those who came before him
      ExZachT 6 jun
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    • Dropping the people in power without a suitable replacement is a bad idea. Power vacuums can lead to something worse than you already had.
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    • Damn it. I wish I didnt fall asleep to this movie
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    • And wtf is wrong with jasmine and the sultan? For a princess she didnt know that stealing anything results in your hands being chopped off? For a soon to be ruler she doesn’t understand the laws as of yet. The sultan just lets this uninvited and potentially invading force just enter his city .
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    • Wow the quirk levels of this post is off the charts
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    • Why didn’t they pass the lamp around before freeing the genie, they could have solved a lot of world issues
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    • If you had 3 wishes and they could be anything you wanted you're full of bullshit if you say that you would wish poverty away and wouldn't wish all for yourself
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    • He wasn't a fake prince. He was a prince. That was the wish, he was never pretending because he was really a prince.he didnt wish to pretend to be a prince he wished to Be a prince. That's my only problem with the movie
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    • That guy is a communist
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    • Um no he couldn't have. Poverty and monarchy involve.......free will choices, bad choices but nevertheless FREE WILL. At best he could've wished for a series of events that would eventually lead to abolishing these radical views. By the time though......
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    • Ok watch EVERYTHING WRONG WITH ALADDIN. He makes the point that he wished TO BE a prince, not to LOOK like a prince
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    • Sadly this is so true
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    • I never understood why at, no point, did Aladdin think to have Jasmine or the Sultan rub the lamp. That's an extra 6 wishes from people who are on your side. Why didn't he wish that he was allowed to wish for more wishes, then wish for more?
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    • Since we don’t know his Father’s occupation before one of the sequels, we can assume the Genie made his Father the King of Thieves this making Aladdin’s claims of being a prince true.
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    • But, like Timmy, he technically didn’t wish for a big dick, so you know what that means
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    • Weird 2 posts in a row about wishing and dicks.
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    • I mean at the end Genie brings up that he could have just wished for the law to be erased
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    • Aladdin never asked for a big dick. You know he packing shum meat
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    • Aladdin's dad is the king of thieves and therefore he was a prince the whole time
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    • Yes, this guy also yells at the tv shows
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    • He was an Indian peasant in the year like 500. He was poor, uneducated, and couldn't read. There is now way he could grasp the concept of macroeconomics and try to change the political landscape.
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    • Jasmine became fucking thanos for a minute she started singing and people turned to dust and she was wearing a purple dress! Coincidence? No! hotel? Trivago
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    • I think you’re just lucky that someone dumb and that’s not seeking power got the lamp. If it were me I would first wish for power that matches Gods from the Bible. Then I would wish my power can never be taken away from me. And 3rd a set the Ginny free. Then I would erase the world and start again.
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    • Let’s play the hypothetical game, And list off the other 10,000 ways they could have told that stupid story
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    • You can get a lot done with big dick energy js
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    • Well agrabah was a good place to live overall and the people love the sultan so of course Aladdin would not ruin thousands of people’s lives for his benefit
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    • Aladdin didn’t become a prince just because of the law, he thought that Jasmine wouldn’t fall in love with a street rat
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    • You’re forgetting that Aladdin’s whole character motivation to be a prince is that he believes he’s not good enough for her as a simple street rat.
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    • Aladdin also wasn’t a 2019 wokeboi who thinks they recognize all the roadblocks to Aladdin marrying Jasmine. He didn’t know at the time that Jasmine was unconcerned with marrying for title, and thought that being a prince was the only way to win her affection.
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    • Jokes on u for paying so much to talk about ur Disney thoughts to a therapist
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    • In the entire live action movie not one person says “Praise Allah” even thought it takes place in the Middle East. The Sultan said it in the cartoon.
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    • Thanks for the feature yall 💪💪💪
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    • Ok so, I don't remember Aladdin ever LOSING the status of prince in either the original movie or the remake, so he would still be considered a prince, so why did they talk about it like he wasn't?
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      Naughty 1 jun
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    • Bruh
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    • ᵘʷᵘ oh fwick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ fwick sowwy guys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwy im dwopping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus aww ovew the ᵘʷᵘ pwace ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwy ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
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    • What I don’t get is why couldn’t genie actually have given him some place to be prince over? Like some rando place that hadnt been discovered or in the middle of nowhere
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    • “Systematic poverty”
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    • Genie, my last wish is that you lose your memory to the time I first met you
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    • Jafar should wished for his balls to drop
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    • Wish the 3 rules away, and the wish for infinite wishes, wish for the power to grant your own wishes, and then set the genie free
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    • Phenomenal Cosmic Powers. Story Specific Writing.
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    • Didn't Aladdin make himself a prince because he thought Jasmine wouldn't want him otherwise?
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    • Or...ya know...infinite wishes..
      RussQ 3 jun
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    • He could’ve just wished to be an actual prince
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    • Yup. That was the point genie was trying to make multiple times.
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    • I just would have wished for a big dick honestly no need for the energy
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    • Economics lessons #1: money always flows uphill bitch
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    • Aladin was an idiot from the beginning and didnt know what was poverty.
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    • I was kinda hoping he would wish that Disney would get off their lazy ass and take some inspiration from any of the millions of books out there instead of doing yet another remake
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    • Thing is he didn't wish to be like a prince he wished to be a prince meaning his title and land are probably real
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    • Aladdin in 2019: I wish everyone was vegan, I wish the human race was genderless, and I wish Game of Thrones, Season 8 was completely remade
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    • maybe the poverty aspect made it so he wasn’t smart enough to think of those things
      0teddi0 2 jun
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    • Because Aladdin wasn't a communist pal
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    • Once Genie was free, he could have done Aladdin a solid and made him a prince again
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    • In the second one you find out he was secretly royalty
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    • Bruh he’s an uneducated peasant boy, he just thought princlyness was what she wanted!
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    • Bruh jasmine becomes the sultan, which is pretty islamophobic.
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    • Wish for three more wishes?
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    • He was mislead to believe that the only reason she would love him is if he was a prince.
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    • Except poverty is not a resources issue, it’s a behavioral issue and the genie explicitly said he “cannot make someone fall in love with you.” And according to the movie the only issues with the monarchy was jasmine and aladdin not being able to get married. The people liked their sultan and queen.
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    • *Your therapist: “holy shit.... the autism is worse than I thought!”
      DeclanW 1 jun
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    • He packin some schmeat if he aint wishing for a big dick ngl
      Cheeseth 1 jun
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    • But he didnt wish to be a fake prince he wished to be a prince. So he is a real prince of a real land.
      wazps 1 jun
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    • He couldve wished for the end of the islamic caliphate that oppressed the whole region just saying
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    • As a child I loved Aladdin and saw no problem with it know I'm 19 And I see a bunch of problems and the one that bothers me the most is when jafar decides to marry Jasmine Jafar was probably is his 60s! And Jasmine was 17 (I think ) it makes me uncomfortable :/
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    • Because the people of Agroba know nothing of a world without a Sultan leading it
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    • He also could have wished for Timmy Turner to have larger dick...not everyone is altruistic bro
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    • What the fuck kinda liberal bullshit is this? Who even thinks like that?
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    • Classical India was definitely not ready for any other type of government. They’re land size was too large and the idea of democracy was too foreign and unknown to implement so quickly
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