• He smoked a joint with half a kilo of
weed, to prove to the cops it was for
personal consumption
He is a man
of focus, commitment, and
sheer fucking will
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    • *finishes that joint* Cops- "Alright, you're free to go" Him- "Go where?"
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    • At least he’s not smoking marijuana that’s worse
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    • That man is about to be as baked as a bread factory in a minute here
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    • This man will have the IQ of a rock after that
      Nudables 11 jul
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    • justDOGit 11 jul
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    • Could he not have said it was a weeks supply? Are you not allowed to have that much?
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    • You know that man woke up in the backrooms afterwards
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    • The fuck else would it be for?
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    • If I roll a joint with half a kilo of weed, I’m going to meet Jesus, y’all can roll your own
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    • That's impressive to be honest. Especially if it's good shit, ik I cant smoke more than a blunt or else I'll get sick so if he smoked half a kilo of that shit whew
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    • Some say he's still sleeping to this day, he only wakes up to munch out on flaming hot cheetos and Welch's gblubby soda and passes right the fuck out again.
      zerosober 11 jul
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    • I've been thinking about this and why don't you just say "I buy in bulk" like you can make the argument in court that they cannot actually prove you have intent to sell based on the quantity of weed. Like when you buy food you don't buy a day's worth you buy a months worth at least, the amount of...
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    • He’s about to be hearing colors
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    • Idk why cops always assume a decent amount of drugs is for distribution, like no bitch its risky to drive around with so im getting a bunch now so i dint gotta go out again. Unless drugs expire, i dont so them just always thought that
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    • Didnt they do the same shit in Cheech and Chong
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    • Shit so fire 🔥👌👌 I burnt a hole between my asscheeks 😩😩😤
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    • That’s some Cheech and Chong level shit
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    • *finishes joint* *cops draw guns* “freeze!!”
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    • Cop:what are you going to do now? Him:fold the dishes
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    • 13 ounces of weed is half a kilo. For anyone thats not about that life.
      kanep0e 11 jul
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    • "Great" *looks at partner menacingly* "now since he was driving have him take a drug test."
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    • Me and my man rolled this big boy last year and smoked it in one sitting
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    • that man is absolutely destroyed
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    • PorkSword 11 jul
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    • I have only ever heard of 1 weed related od and it was some sped who ate an edible with enough THC to lube a turbine farm
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    • That’s definitely not a pound
      ChibRock 11 jul
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    • ... what does the even do to a person
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    • So you tellin me he smoked a 2.2 pound joint??
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    • This mans fridge is fucked and his pantry is even worse
      cakeman22 11 jul
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    • Ban reaction memes
      Urbanxx 11 jul
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    • Imagine how high he was after he smoked the whole thing
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    • I'm not tryna be racist, but I'd let Ugandan knuckles gimme a fat fucking blowjob out behind the dumpster of an Arby's for a pickle
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    • He will tell us about his trip to fuckin Pluto
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    • Dope as Yola could do better
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    • That amount still could be for personal use over a long period of time. Weed doesn't go bad and the larger the quantity you buy the better deal you get.
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    • Eclectics 11 jul
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    • I almost forgot to think this was funny but I saw the pointless reaction image and it reminded me that oh yeah Im laughing ha
      Gxbe 11 jul
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    • Half a kilo... you can just say a pound
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    • Where I live you can get charged with distribution if you’re carrying more than 2 oz on you.
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    • Hey this sounds familiar...
      swatx 11 jul
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    • That's the joint from Cheech and Chong up in smoke
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    • =.="
      Ghoul35 11 jul
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    • That's like 18 zips. That's a fuckin pound and a qp. I mean I smoke that much meth with my coffee but that's still mildly impressive
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    • For yall mfs out here spreading misinformation about cannabis
      Stoner 11 jul
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    • This shits stupid there was a guy who drank liquid meth ( or some other drug) to prove it was just juice and died of a heart attack
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    • He's gonna die of a lung disease in a few years
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    • Why'd u blur the face that's dope as Yola a weed smoking youtuber. This was a festival and he smoked that joint without cops or anyone telling him no.
      holock 11 jul
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    • The misconceptions of marijuana on this app is hilarious all those anti pot commercials really did a number on y’all it don’t make you veg out it don’t make you stupid it just slows you down like adoral for adhd if you’re already an idiot it will just accentuate that stupidity like booze
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    • It'll put him on the next dimension
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    • This man would have the most horrible panic attack of his life unless it’s part CBD
      pahnius 14 jul
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    • the second time i got high i only took like 4 good hits and i swear on obamas left ball that i was spinning
      eminen 14 jul
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    • I’d be sick as hell after that
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    • That man will soon experience what it's like to have the brain activity of a jellyfish
      BulgeArmy 14 jul
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    • .... Amazing.
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    • Ooo_Noo 14 jul
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    • Like you can load your truck up with kegs of alcohol and drive down the interstate but 2 ounces of weed is a felony. Fucking bullshit
      Raredream 14 jul
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    • Ah yeah but those numbers are already decided in the criminal code .. so he could smoke 1,000 and it changes nothing for him
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    • Mans is about to be the first recorded instance of weed overdose
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    • Must've been a light day for those cops
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    • Thats not a joint, thats a J O H N T
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    • How the fuck do you rip that
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    • Jesus thankfully it wasn’t marijuana
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    • That dude took a nap, woke up 3 days later thinking it had only been an hour.
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    • Looks like a minecraft toon
      zeeune 14 jul
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    • that’s a lot of money in weed too
      snooZi 14 jul
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    • Sooo a pound...
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    • Wonder Joint
      KCFrog 14 jul
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    • "Did you see the size of that rip I took?!" -Jeff Fisher
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    • Imagine him meeting Snoop Dogg
      MrMyztery 14 jul
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    • Noice
      LeatherJ 14 jul
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    • BRUH
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    • Guy probably couldn’t remember how to move after that 😂
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    • The great Chong is proud of you
      LiveVibes 13 jul
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    • Imagine being stopped by the police and they're like "yeah you're going to jail" but then you're just like "no this is all for me. Watch, bring me to the store right there so I can buy 30 packs of rolling papers, we bout to hot box this police car"
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    • You guys from the US complain about the metric system all the time, but when it comes to drugs you all are fucking professionals
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    • He was definitely fucked out of this world
      coliflow 13 jul
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    • So a pound of weed. Fit a whole pound of weed into a blunt and smoked it 🤔 nice.
      mouque 13 jul
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    • My man gonna green out
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    • Who did he get the freakin rolling paper from?
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    • He then died
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    • I bet he got so high Elon musk couldn’t reach him 😂
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    • Hey guys. I need some help. When I smoke, I get a super head high and start overthinking thinks too much. It gives me so much anxiety when I smoke. Am I doing some wrong? The wrong strain? Too much at one time? Does anyone have some advice?
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    • After that I would be speaking an undiscovered language and wouldn’t understand how I’m walking
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    • Where the fuck did he find a paper big enough to roll that shit lol
      Odinkiin 13 jul
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    • Sorry i live in oregon. Is that supposed to be some joke i dont understand
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    • Not after he's finished with that
      PxCxP 13 jul
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    • cheech and chong be like
      oche 13 jul
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    • Get this man a glass of water
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    • Did you guys know he doesn’t say fucking in the quote. Just sheer will
      Dolemite 13 jul
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    • What do you use to wrap that?
      TRUer 13 jul
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    • This guy woke up in the back of a wagon, handcuffed and confused
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    • We just gonna gloss over the fact that’s not the dude from John Wick who did that quote? 😡
      peen4gene 13 jul
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    • That's something snoop would approve of
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    • If you get caught with anything above like 2/3 Gs. They can get you on on intent to distribute. Saying "Im buying in bulk". Is a surefire way to make them think you're a dealer.
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    • Rip his lungs.
      tomhon99 13 jul
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    • It’s mostly Maui Waui, but it’s got some Labrador in it...
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    • He’s gonna be fuckin gone for a few days
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