• Durex have smashed it with this
lockdown advert!
Protect Yourself x Your Loved Ones
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    • Looking to protect yourself, or do some damage?
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    • Error: Now at store with a dong bag on my nose.
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    • Anybody else properly use condoms and still petrified of a pregnancy 😂
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    • When a pussy like OdinHalestorm blocks you.
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    • Sex isn’t real
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    • Don't ever use durex, that shit is so ass
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    • I liked the “happy Father’s Day to those that use our competitors products”
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    • Inbreds are about to go crazy about this
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    • I'd like people make a condom a political statement
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    • “Smashed it”
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    • Alright I'm almost to an ad and thought this was actually an ad...
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    • They make it sound like people on this app fuck
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    • Here's to "going in:
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    • I would love to work for marketing at a condom company so I could literally be paid to make dick jokes
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    • Tf is the thing on the right?
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    • Disgusting
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    • Masks only protect others from you
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    • Should be...Going out, Cumming in
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    • Clever bastards
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    • Happy slurpee day, everyone.
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    • Of all the masks, it has to be ugly ass surgical masks. If I’m wearing a mask, it’s a gas mask
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    • Alright boys I’ll make this real clear for all of the conservatives with 8th grade comprehension. Masks prevent you from getting other people sick. If you are healthy, you may be asymptomatic, but to other people, it could be life threatening, or they may infect other people to whom it could be.
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    • All those poor kids in Africa dying from diarrhea every day and your out here crying over who wears cloth on thier face.
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    • Don't wear condoms either, so checkmate bitches.
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    • did durex post this meme
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    • Anyone have that issue where your dick sways to the other side and it's uncomfortable so you try to move it back while in public.
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    • Is it just me or should they flip those two phrases. Kinda seems sus. Like Alabama 💯
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    • Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?
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    • Condoms suck. I had to go to a sex shop to buy xl condoms for girth because magnums are only 54mm in circumference. And the ones I bought were 58mm. Now since this is ifunny I'm gonna assume some Chad is gonna hook me up with a good brand that's got at least a 60mm+ girth
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    • Instructions unclear, I’ve now got a condom on my nose
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    • Surprisingly enough you might have to wear a mask when fucking? If you have a condom between the two of you pretty pointless the mask tho..? Ughh
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    • Pretty good
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    • They make it sound like that you're going to bang the whole family
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    • Shut the fuck up commie.
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    • Masks protect against in fection, and dea th, yet you refute anything that has facts in it. You are literally du mber than the c0 nd0m that broke when you were conceived.
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    • The new Durex XXL is a life saver, finally don’t have to custom order
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    • What's the best condom brand? Something that's not too thick but is really durable
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    • A blue whale's heartbeat can be heard from two miles away.
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    • If ur gullible enough to wear whats on the left, do us all a favor and wear whats on the right. Thanks durex!
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    • I think I’m not done with ifunny. Too many sheep on here. Kindly fuck off about the mask shit. You won’t change my mind into thinking i should have to submit to Your false beliefs that they work so i have to wear one
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    • I refuse to wear a mask except in medical places
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    • Everyone on this app really getting laid tf happening to me
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    • OdinsHalestorm is a pussy and blocked me because I proved him wrong, make fun of him on his page
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    • I've had my first asthma attack last week, the first one ive had in years because I have to wear a mask all the time, it's not good for your health. The doctors told me its exactly like the flu
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    • If you use contraceptives you’re a whore. If you don’t want a kid, don’t have sex
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    • SHEEP IDEOLOGY
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    • Now all the retards who oppose masks are going to boycott condoms, and then make more retards
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    • Advertising condoms when kids aren't taught unbiased sex Ed in schools & are often too afraid to buy them or dont have them provided by the schools or other places to curb teen sexual afflictions
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    • I can't believe we're still taking about this bull shit 6 months into it. You're more likely to die from being stabbed with a toothbrush shiv in prison than from covid.
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    • Bruh I just want top comment for once
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    • Condoms are for gays and sailors
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    • And neither are 100% to protect! HA!
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    • nice
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    • Cringe and coomerpilled.
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    • Hahaha smashed it
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    • I use neither
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    • Vasectomy.
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    • I thought you wear masks to somehow help other people
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    • Is that just like a scumbag liberal, expecting someone else to take care of you! Fuck off.
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    • Too bad they feel tighter than a gorillas fist on your dick
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    • Bravo 6 going dark
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    • Coronavirus has a higher recovery rate than women who have slept with me...
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    • Anybody that goes out wearing a mask isn’t having sex, don’t worry
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    • Bravo six, going in
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    • That mask is slathered in lube.
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    • We’re out here featuring advertisements now
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    • thog dont go
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    • Anyone wanna sell their Minecraft account for $10?
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    • Get it, smashed? I’ll see myself out
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    • If you’ll use the one on the right you should have no problem using the one on the left
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    • Going dark
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    • I can tell by your shitty turn of phrase that youre a goddamned no good brit. Twat
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    • i use trojan durex too small for me trojan are actually a lil tight too...
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    • Good sheep don't ? The narrative. it's for the greater good
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    • I still think it's funny that the box of masks say it doesn't protect against Corona and yet it's government mandated. Almost like these politicians are getting a little something extra on the side for force promoting a product
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    • Just wash your hands
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    • Who tf says advert? If you’re trying to shorten advertisement just say ad
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    • Durex condoms are too small, like girth exits
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    • What about when we go dark like bravo 6?
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    • Anyone wear a condom when you are not about to have sex? Just like wearing a mask when you aren’t sick.
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    • My dumbass scrolled past without checking because it looked like an ifunny ad
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    • Hair tie: going down
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    • The mask doesn’t protect you. You’re supposed to wear it so you don’t spread it to others as easily if you have the virus.
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    • "Going out or Cumming in?"
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    • Can't support any company that goes out of their way to support the mask bullshit.
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    • My stupid ass almost thought this was an iFunny ad
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    • Too bad Durex is responsible for an insane amount of unwanted kids
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    • Better than “We’re all struggling, buy a toyota”
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    • One maintains their customer population, the other reduces it.
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