When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
If this lucky photo reaches your timeline, everything will be ok
If this lucky photo reaches your timeline, everything will be ok
When you're in church and burp and taste nut from last night
lord! That to scape ost
child tried to scape
bmed93179 bmed93179
5 nov 2020
When you're in church and burp and taste nut from last night lord! That to scape ost child tried to scape
I think I watched the wrong star wars movie
IT'S WAY BETTER THAN THE REAL ONE
Voracious_Beaver Voracious_Beaver
3 mar
I think I watched the wrong star wars movie IT'S WAY BETTER THAN THE REAL ONE
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night
The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
Kid: *comes out of nowhere*
My car:
Wack
memeolade memeolade
24 nov 2020
Kid: *comes out of nowhere* My car: Wack
WEAKEST MAN IN BULGARIA
fed_poster fed_poster
22 jun
WEAKEST MAN IN BULGARIA
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into
Wendy's
I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
GReen0ne GReen0ne
2 mar
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into Wendy's I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
cthetexasking cthetexasking
26 sep 2020
Our dog's "outside" button
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?
Mikk Mikk
25 sep 2020
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
YOU MAY THINK THESE
us
MARVEL COUPLES ARE EREAT
Al
BUT THIS [S...
Starr7 Starr7
25 sep 2020
YOU MAY THINK THESE us MARVEL COUPLES ARE EREAT Al BUT THIS [S...
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
aster
CoffeeCreme CoffeeCreme
30 dec 2020
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am aster
Unfunny girls love doing this face and think they're comedians
@ Sinnay @Le prince 95-
Bomboclaat
Societalissues Societalissues
30 sep 2020
Unfunny girls love doing this face and think they're comedians @ Sinnay @Le prince 95- Bomboclaat
When that loud kid finally trips and breaks his spine:
Good
Clown_Yoda Clown_Yoda
7 jan 2021
When that loud kid finally trips and breaks his spine: Good
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying
him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
When I finally sit down and my wife says:
"Can you..."
jbmack_920 jbmack_920
16 jun
When I finally sit down and my wife says: "Can you..."
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
2Jayz
9 apr
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...