When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
USSR: So do you want to build 5000 more nukes or send dogs to the moon
People:
TheCouncilOfDave TheCouncilOfDave
22 sep 2020
USSR: So do you want to build 5000 more nukes or send dogs to the moon People:
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they
witnessed it firsthand
VARDS
INDIANAPOLIS
phantom_g phantom_g
24 dec 2020
When you overhear somebody telling a story that you told them as if they witnessed it firsthand VARDS INDIANAPOLIS
When your girl driving in the far left lane on the highway and Siri says, "In
80Ofeet take this Exit"
Redneck_mechanic_memes Redneck_mechanic_memes
23 oct 2020
When your girl driving in the far left lane on the highway and Siri says, "In 80Ofeet take this Exit"
Re UNDER ARREST
YOu
FOR BEING GAMK CUTE
Re UNDER ARREST YOu FOR BEING GAMK CUTE
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as
Their friend:
kofiifuk kofiifuk
17 dec 2020
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as Their friend:
So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.
SaxophoneNerd SaxophoneNerd
22 jan 2021
So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.
ITS SIMPLE
WE EAT THE ISIS
ITS SIMPLE WE EAT THE ISIS
Types of Cat Loaf
white
cinnamon
marble rye
choco-swirl
cheesy garlic
toasted
pumpernickel
extra fluffy
stale
potato
burnt
moldy
gluten-free
whole grain
Beebles Beebles
25 sep 2020
Types of Cat Loaf white cinnamon marble rye choco-swirl cheesy garlic toasted pumpernickel extra fluffy stale potato burnt moldy gluten-free whole grain
Vise
Fa
This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
arlenesullivan arlenesullivan
25 sep 2020
Vise Fa This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
DJ at the club first day they open:
IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some
NOISEEEE
ME:
Ashe_Lolz Ashe_Lolz
1 may
DJ at the club first day they open: IF YOU SURVIVED 2020 make some NOISEEEE ME:
Me leaving my water alone for a nanosecond
My Cat:
GinjaNinja1201 GinjaNinja1201
25 sep 2020
Me leaving my water alone for a nanosecond My Cat:
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he hate the tomate
Purrro Purrro
21 dec 2020
he hate the tomate
No matter how I look at this newly bought
rice cooker, it just looks like Iron Man.
Tabby Tabby
16 jun
No matter how I look at this newly bought rice cooker, it just looks like Iron Man.
Game: press any button to play
Me: *presses my belly button*
Game: *starts*
*Confused screaming*
na346g na346g
26 apr
Game: press any button to play Me: *presses my belly button* Game: *starts* *Confused screaming*
Some jokes just write themselves
Some jokes just write themselves
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store
My dogs:
in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
Samspade666 Samspade666
22 sep 2020
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store My dogs: in terms of. parents. we have-no parents