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    • When has anyone ever wanted just one chocolate chip cookie. That's unAmerican.
      klibklob 11 mar 2020
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    • Voila* because viola is my name and I know it ain't what u tryin to say
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    • Never in my life have I wanted just one cookie. It’s either I don’t want any or I’m eating myself into type 2 diabetes
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    • I'm always stunned at how many people don't know voila. Ik it's French but I've seen fwala, vala, Vila, but viola? That's a fucking instrument.
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    • I baked it and it turned out decent and I did not burn my house down :)
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    • Violin
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    • Alright so I made this for me and my sister. It's a decent recipe, but it needs some adjustments. First, they forgot the milk. I didn't do a measurement, but just a reasonable amount. It probably varies based on your microwave, but it took me about 90-120 seconds to cook. By the way, you don't just
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    • Add 1/8 of a teaspoon of decarbed kief for a quick and easy fun day
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    • That seems like a lot of butter and sugar for a single cookie, but then again I’m no baker
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    • This will not work. There is no baking soda or power that will give the cookie its texture. All you will be making is a dense chocolate slab of filth.
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    • This isn't a cookie it melted chocolate in a cup with an egg
      stigclone 13 may
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    • This things going to be dense
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    • I’m going to try and bake it will let you know the results when done wish me luck in not burning my house down
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    • I’m going to bake the cookie let’s see what happens (will post results)
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    • Someone please try this and let us know how it was
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    • 1 table spoon of butter. That is a lot of butter
      Arzial 13 may
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    • That seems like a lot of vanilla for one cookie
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    • What should I do with leftover egg whites?
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    • Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in garbage disposal
      15percent 13 may
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    • Who in the hell only ever wants one cookie?
      doomama 13 may
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    • iFappy 13 may
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    • Did the person who made this really write viola instead of voila, we all make mistakes but BOI
      2fast4u0 13 may
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    • So a bunch of ppl r making it in the oven but I actually tried it in the microwave like the instructions said it turned out horrible I kept putting it back in to bake longer but I didn’t make a difference DONT TRY THIS
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    • Look I made it. I probably should have made it into a cookie instead of just putting the bowl into the microwave but uhh.. it’s not the best tasting
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    • A whole egg for one cookie
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    • Viola hehehe
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    • There is no suck thing as one cookie it's 10 or more
      stupiduwu 14 may
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    • I literally just finished watching Binging with Babish: Lil Bits
      dapotus 13 may
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    • Don't tell me how many chocolate chips to put in
      Kextra247 13 may
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    • Maybe just preroll and freeze them raw so you can just cook one or two at a time?
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    • Just buy a pack of chips ahoy
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    • I accidentally put 3 tablespoons of vanilla 😞
      noonsfor3 14 may
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    • content not available more
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    • Viola
      tjdeane 15 may
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    • For pizza, just put sauce on bread, then put cheese on top of sauce, then put meat on top of cheese, and microwave.
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    • Oh fuck off. Nobody’s doing that shit.
      Joe00 13 may
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    • One big fucking cookie. If we wanted one cookie we'd make the whole batch and turn it into one.
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    • Instructions unclear, stabbed neighbour in the neck.
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    • Just say brownie you fucker
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    • I approve of this basic recipe 👌🏻
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    • Another one is mixing an angel food cake mix with any other cake mix you like. 3 tablespoons of that, 2 tablespoons of water, and cook it in the microwave for 1 minute.
      mooz 15 may
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    • Who the hell eats ONE cookie? Not me. 🍪
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    • Go to the fucking gas station and buy a two pack. Warm it up in the microwave for 15 seconds
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    • Viola!
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    • Long have I searched for this...my quest is complete.
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    • Directions unclear, dick stuck in toaster
      Ash____ 14 may
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    • I JUST MADE THIS (doubled the recipe added milk and put meted marshmallows on top) HAVENT TRIED IT!! WHEN I PICK UP THE MUG I COOKED IT IN THE DUCKING HANDLE BREAKS OFF!! was it not a microwave sage mug??
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    • Any bold adventurer want to tell me if it comes out well?
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    • Yeah I’d eat one cookie... one cookie that’s ten pounds
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      shokoru10 27 jun
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    • message me?
      Sir____ 4 jun
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    • Ooo
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    • Pretty sure it’s a sin to want just one cookie have fun in hell
      TeteMorte 19 may
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    • I'm not fucking using a microwave to bake
      jaeare 19 may
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    • Why have I gotten 2 recipes in a row on featured😂😂
      Calimon 19 may
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    • Does anyone know a high altitude for this?
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    • Viola
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    • I buy the lil box of four mug cookies that come with hot fudge from Betty crocker
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    • Can confirm shit doesn’t work
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    • Viola
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    • Voila
      TheNikkin 18 may
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    • Ew
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    • Never knew I needed this information until now
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    • If I’m eating a cookie, I’m eating two
      Dorikatt 18 may
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    • Thank you
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    • Who tf wants to eat a 40 seconds microwaved egg yolk?
      Sawlsa 18 may
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    • Ooh
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      shokoru10 17 may
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    • Dope
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    • Yes please continue to post shit like this so my little sister that believes everything on the internet will continue to make these
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    • Three drops of vanilla wtf???
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    • And the award for most downloaded feature goeas to...
      wfh2ii94 17 may
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    • Egg YOLK
      metal_cow 17 may
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    • Lame
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    • Why have cookie when you can have booty
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    • I tried this and ended up desperately trying to get the fire alarms to not set off and to get rid of the burnt cookie smell
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    • Viola?
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    • I think this would be better baked than microwaved. Next time I’ll do that and add some baking powder
      n4m4w45 17 may
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    • Fuckin genius!
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    • ViOlA
      ToteNote 16 may
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    • Why the fuck did I try this
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    • I tried it once and set fire to it
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    • Is this an actual cookie recipe or is it a bomb
      jahtso 16 may
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    • Bruh a whole egg for one cookie??
      M3RcUr1 16 may
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    • For people who don't have ovens.
      KuroX1 16 may
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    • Just make a whole fucking batch and save the rest for later. Why go through so much work for one fucking cookie?
      MythicaI 16 may
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    • Oh yeah...
      NoImGenX 16 may
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    • And wawa!
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    • When it says one egg yolk, does that mean you separate the yolk and use it, or just crack the whole egg into it?
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    • Just put some cookie dough in an air fryer for about 4-5 minutes., plus it makes the house smell like cookies. Your welcome
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    • Now who the hell would make only one cookie? I make 2 pans, bro they gone in 60 seconds
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    • Viola!
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    • Will try this today and post the photo
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    • That’s fucking stupid just buy one cookie
      Gart1024 16 may
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    • If I’m going through all this effort I’m getting AT LEAST six cookies. Fuck making one cookie.
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    • Adding the viola is hard. Crush, dont cut, and make sure the bow is horse hair.
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    • I rather just eat the bag of chocolate chips tbh
      MrPlanet 16 may
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    • Who the fuck only eats one cookie
      Joshsell 16 may
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