• 7 Y @Advil
please don't offer me money for my
username unless you're confident you
can outbid a $54 billion pharmaceutical
company. thanks love u.
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    • Actually, the companies could just ask Twitter for the username and they’d just give it to them which is dumb as hell. The real money is domain squatting, buy “AdvilSucks”.com or “AdvilExposed” and they’ll pay you money to take it down.
      FurryWeeb 21 jun
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    • I'll give you a high five
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    • There is not a garfield comic related to this
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    • I passionately despise twitter
      Kibly 21 jun
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    • He plays his cards right he’s set for life just because he joined a website before it got popular
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    • I'll give you a rough, over the pants, hand job, while spitting in your face.
      GTOnizuka 21 jun
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    • Best I can do is a pack of starburst jelly beans and McDonald’s chicken nuggets.
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    • I’ve made nearly a thousand dollars by logging into games the second they drop, making around ten-fifteen accounts with names like “moon” “John” “bruh” and stuff, and then selling them a few years later.
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    • Liggy505 21 jun
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    • Abdul... Muhammad Avdul?
      iRetards 21 jun
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    • 7 cents and half a brown m&m
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    • MOHAMMED AVDOL
      Gyro 21 jun
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    • A guy offered me $1000 for my Snapchat username cause it’s only 3 digits and I told him to fuck off lmao
      BIastwave 21 jun
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    • It’s a shame their twitter name is advilrelief
      KyleBader 21 jun
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    • M-Mohammed Advil!
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    • Anybody can outbid them if they don't bid on it dumb dumb
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    • MOMMYZEN
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      MOMMYZEN 21 jun
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    • A kid at a summer camp I went to with would randomly roll over in his sleep and then yell, “ABDOO”.
      Eklipse 21 jun
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    • Best i can do is 3 dollars
      _yes__ 21 jun
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    • @TheRealOfficialAdvil
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    • Is he really verified because of his name...
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    • I got about three fiddy
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    • Mahamad Abdul
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    • Advil helped me get through my classes last year, soo.. win?
      iMemeWins 21 jun
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    • I'll offer you a dollar
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    • A nickel and some dusty sour patch kids, take it or leave it
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    • I’d trade him some exposure
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    • Damn, Advil doesn't give a fuck Abdul
      _Maxie_ 21 jun
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    • Skai Jackson when she finds out you said dodo nigga penishead in 2011
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    • Kibly 21 jun
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    • And how retarded can you be to refuse such an offer!
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    • Can someone help me with this. I need help finding an anime I watched maybe 5 or 6 years ago. I hardly remember it but it’s been bothering me. I remember there was a scene with some sort of small space ship crashing. The only other thing i distinctly can recall is that there were lots of shots 1/?
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    • The mf has my name
      Abdull 21 jun
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    • My PE teacher had facebooks twitter handle long ago and he said he logged on and his account was deactivated
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    • Advil still hasn't taken it from him so I don't think they're insanely interested
      Krobsly 21 jun
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    • Is it just me or do women kinda suck?
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    • How is this featured with 1 comment
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    • Boatwoman
      Boat_Man 21 jun
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    • Is that Mohammed Avdol?
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    • No_Sauce_
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      No_Sauce_ 21 jun
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    • This dude's name is a JoJo reference
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    • Fun fact. Someone bought the McDonald's domain name in the 90s and tried to sell it to McDonald's but they didn't know what the internet was. He tried to sell it to burger King but they also didn't know what the internet was. He eventually sold it to McDonald's for a extremely fair price.
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    • I’m confident that I can offer you whatever the fuck I want to offer you and there is nothing you or Advil can do about it homie. Don’t be smug you cock ring
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    • So your retarded?
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    • I’ve had weebs offer me money for my name that I have but I like it more then that
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    • They can seize it if they want. If they have a trademark.
      hyrulesIF 23 jun
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    • Pat on the back is sufficient
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    • I wasnt going to anyway
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    • You better believe I can outbid a $54b pharmaceutical company. Paying up will be the real challenge.
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    • I have a really original Twitter handle too and I'm waiting for this day
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    • How about a crisp high five?
      nate0730 22 jun
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    • I’ll give you a brown skittle
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    • If advil was actually going to pay him for a Twitter name and he didn't take it he's an idiot
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    • I'll offer you this neato hour glass I got at a bingo tournament. It's got iron filings instead of sand and a magnet as a stand. It's really neato
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    • @DonaldTrump vs @RealDonaldTrump trade war lmao
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    • That's has there dick deep in Congress
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    • I can't but I'll run the price up so you get more money
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    • Made nearly $2k off selling IFunny names in its heyday.
      Kise 22 jun
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    • How about 5 dollars and my expired license
      Booters 22 jun
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    • Good account
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    • I am butt
      butt 22 jun
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    • I actually tweeted him on accident, and he replied. Nice guy.
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    • I can get you shrimp that I can personally guarantee were alive the same day you cook them
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    • Wym "love u"?
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    • I sold the username slimjim on insta
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    • Chad
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    • I’d ask for 5-10 mill
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    • I can pee in your eye
      teachme 21 jun
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    • This man is pkaying the game
      pyrof1re 21 jun
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    • Lol
      Mens 21 jun
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    • If you take the money and give me a slice, I'd help raise the bid
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    • How tf is he verified as advile then
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    • I only have $3
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    • Shwanyboi 21 jun
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    • Twitter is just left-wing 4chan, you can't change my mind
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    • Please?
      LordHuron 21 jun
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    • How about $12 and a high five
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    • I've got a 4 letter Twitter handle and people keep making offers for it, but it's my initials so like... Nah
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    • That's the problem with you guardians, so... Materialistic!
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    • Bruh next time a new social media app gets released imma take a ton of company names
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    • No way they’re worth 54 bil lmao
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    • One dollar. Take it or leave it.
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    • I offer you 55 billion dollars
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    • Why would anyone want the name abdul
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    • SHARK FACT: that’s a lot of money
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    • weird flex but ok
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    • I would make it a joke to sell it for chump change, and have that person do the same and etc just to show Advil's money can't buy @Advil on Twitter
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    • Someone on twitter took my name. Not that I would need it. I will never have a twitter
      Yzzami 21 jun
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    • Theyll say the official advil
      uwuman 21 jun
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    • I have 3 dollars
      DAPROBE 21 jun
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    • My name is Tylenol
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    • i don’t know man i have a wrinkled five dollar bill and some dusty pocket change
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    • JoJo looking ass name
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    • Nigga really verified as advil
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