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Floofy Derpasaurus Rex, M.D.
@Doc_Wolverine
Cookie Monster has forward facing
eyes mounted high upon his head.
This suggests Cookie Monster is a
submerged, ambush predator.
Just something to consider.
10:38 PM Twitter Web App
BBS current rn
There's a very good reason for this, as I diagrammed below:
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    • I'd just like to point out that Jar Jar Binks is built the same way
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    • Cookies are not the only thing he ambushes and feeds on in nature
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    • Did you know the bolas spider, in my profile, makes a fishing rod out of webbing which it uses to catch flies
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    • In case cookie tries to R U N
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    • Ooby
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    • Cookie monster should be bought by oreo. Then they could say its cookie monsters favorite cookie
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    • Cookies don’t come in cans, silly goose
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    • Dm and like for admiral ackbar noods! Im legit!! Ask the 550+ ifunniers who have recieved their nudes!
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    • He is a war criminal
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    • Alpha predator
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    • Sadly, front-facing eyes is not a strong indicator of whether an animal is a predator or not
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    • Imagine the BJ though
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    • What the FUCK is that twitter name
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    • content not available more
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    • Cookie Monster is a Crocodilian confirmed.
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    • This implies that every single member of Sesame Street is a predator
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    • I just hope Cookie didn't leave chocolate chips on the floor. Doggies can die.
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    • He's coming for your cookies... you've been warned.
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    • Lmao
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    • So he can see you clearly while hes stealing a bite of your cookie 😉😂
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    • Not even the top of the fridge can defeat the cookie monster.
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    • Mr krabs?
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    • Like Mr Krabs
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    • Fun fact: Cookie Monster’s first name is canonically “Sid.”
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    • who took the cookies from the cookie jar
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    • His name is Sid lmao
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    • Wh-what about snails?
      Lemonnuts 11 jul
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    • By this argument so is Jar Jar Binks
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    • Is Blobox the the same? Lol
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    • So is Elmo
      0fricks 10 jul
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    • Why is the cookie the same size and shape as my dick?
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    • He’s frog shaped
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    • A compelling argument
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    • Sneaking up on the cookies is a smart plan. They can attack and make you fat. Ambushing negates the fattening properties.
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    • Fun fact: Cookie Monster’s name is actually Sid.
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    • "Diagram" lol
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    • Fuck a cookie gonna do? Crumb away?
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    • Of course he is
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    • Frogs are ambush predators?
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    • He's a fucking monster. It's right in his name. Anyone that is just now "discovering" that he is a predator is a fucking idiot.
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    • Cookie monster has a blue rocket
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    • haha you said words
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    • He gonna ambush dem cookies
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    • I fucking love this image
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    • Yousa in big doo doo now. Bombad cookie jar gonna get tha lefta righta
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    • When cookie monster sees an unsuspecting victim walking alone at night:
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    • Cookie
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    • Duh
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    • Are we gonna recycle this joke until every single animated character in existence has been covered?
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    • Are frogs ambush predators?
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    • Cookie Monster is the only blue life that matters
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    • Also, an apex predator.
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    • What part of cookie MONSTER did not suggest that he is a high powered k1lling machine.
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    • Illustrated, not diagrammed
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    • Cookiedile.
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    • What’s Cookie Monster’s real name?
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    • Forward facing eyes does not automatically mean you're a predator. Lots of monkeys an dapes have forward eyes and eat mostly fruit and nuts. Pandas have forward eyes and eat only bamboo. Fruit bats have forward eyes and guess what they eat?
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    • Fwog
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    • Only thing he should be eating is my ass
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    • Without cookies, I’m just a monster.
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    • did you know that no one asked for that dumbass tweet?
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    • Peek
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    • Cookie Monster actually uses the scent of cookies to lure his prey. He’s actually a child predator
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