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Girls on twitter are like "oMg U
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This is the tweet where the "cruelty free
cocaine" discourse came from lol
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Cocaine isn't the cow breast mucus
though ¥@ so what even is your point.
cocaine never hurt a cow, did it???
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    • Fun fact! Narcos will legit ENSLAVE people if they dont wanna grow cocaine plants and sell for cheap. Also the process to make powdered cocaine uses harsh, deadly chems that *makers straight up DUMP in the rainforest, oh and gasoline too. Source: Vice shockingly enough
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    • Fun fact cows wont produce mill if they're stressed, so having happy cows is much better than "torturing" them
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    • “Cocaines healthier” I’m going to actually slap this dumb mother fucker
      PIL0T 4 jul
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    • You’re literally supposed to milk cows
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    • Ah yes the cruelty free drug cartels that only have ethical methods to produce cocaine
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    • Twitter is fucking awful
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    • Do people not understand that cows NEED to be milked???
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    • Bitches like this buy bags of literal drywall
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    • And this is why I hate Twitter it's nothing but a cesspool of hate and stupidity
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    • a bitch is trying to claim milk is addictive
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    • Room temperature IQ moment
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    • It actually hurts cows not to be milked. Especially the ones now, since they are bred specifically to produce more milk
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    • If your going to tell me cows milk is more addictive and worse for you than cocaine you are a fucking bafoon
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    • There is cruelty free cocaine?! Where?! ...I'm asking for a friend
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    • On large industrial farms cows are not forced to produce milk. Milk left in the teet is uncomfortable and most of the time willingly go to milkers or milk machines to relieve that stress. As long as they continuously do this they will likely continue to produce milk. If they stop they go back in to
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    • ‘Cows milk is literally just as addictive’ ... as COCAINE
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    • Im surprised no one on milk side pointed out the fact that if we didn't milk them cows, they would have damaged bodies
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    • If you don’t milk cows they can get an infection in their utter even if it’s a few hours late which is extremely painful for them
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    • Milk really is addictive, im 2 months clean. But every time i see it in my mom's fridge...i get the chills and euphoric desire to drink that white nectar
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    • What's funny but not funny, is that these people think cocaine is "cruelty free" business
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    • This is why social media was a failed experiment. For years being stupid was met with being ignored and ridiculed. Now you can be stupid AND have people who regurgitate your bullshit making you think your opinion is valid even when you yourself are not lmao
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    • Cows are like sheep, sheep need to be sheered so they can be at the right temperature, while cows need to be milked so they don’t get an infection
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    • Woah, milk causes cancer? Really? So does fucking literally everything else.
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    • Jesus... work on a dairy farm for a week and youll see these cows are FAR from tortured. In fact if you dont milk dairy cows theyll be in pain within 24 hours and can have severe life-threatening infections after 48. Dairy cows flock to the milking barn reliably because they want to be milked..
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    • Smooth brains out here
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    • Milk never hurt cows either
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    • Twitter is such a shit social media platform.
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    • “Cow milk gives you cancer” I love how people say this like there aren’t an infinite amount of random factors in literally everything you eat/drink/do every day that both increase and decrease your chances of getting cancer. Can’t go in the sun guys! Skin cancer!!!
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    • When did we decide that milk is nasty btw. For a while i saw a bunch of memes about milk being gross but I mean, its not delicious, dont think its meant to be. It's just plain milk wth
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    • Nobody drinks “cows milk” anymore unfortunately. It’s all pasteurised
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    • Girls on Twitter: "If your bank account has under $600 dollars in it don't hmu" Me with $601: Allow me to introduce myself
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    • Nobody ever gets hurt over the production and distribution of cocaine
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    • The only human cruelty they take into account is the picking of coca leaves? They’re seriously leaving out the insane hellish nightmares that are the various cartels throughout Latin America? Fuck tumblr I hope they all get cancer and die, we’d be better off
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    • Imagine not drinking your sisters tiddy milk 🤢🤢🤢
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    • Look at every kid ranting over some random girl’s shitpost
      C_Matic 4 jul
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    • I have never before heard that milk is addictive or causes cancer, but I stopped drinking milk a long time ago. Not because of animal rights, but because cashew milk has more protein.
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    • Rathuel 4 jul
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    • On god... Idiocracy is happening before our very eyes. I don’t know if people are becoming dumber or the internet has just given them a voice. But I feel terrible for the future.
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    • I just drink human titty milk
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    • Wow, I can agree with tumblr for once
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    • Twitter and Facebook are both absolute shit just for different generations
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    • Mate have u ever fuckin seen narcos?? Tell me that’s cruelty free
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    • When the cartels that make cocaine chop people’s heads off but at least they don’t hurt animals. Oh wait, they dump caustic chemicals in the Amazon river and chop down thousands of acres of rainforest to grow coca leaves
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    • I’m sorry did they say torture the cows? Milking the cows will actually relieve pressure in the udder and it’s actually pleasant for the cow
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    • Holy fuck these people are evolving not just backwards, but in a whole new branch of evolution
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    • Like if u drink milk and don’t do cocaine
      Dolemite 7 jul
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    • Twitter is full of arrogant douchebags who are offended by everything so they try to mass ban it. Some of the blue check marked verified people think their comments are more valid cuz of that checkmark symbol alone so they spew their bullshit then later end up apologizing for it😂
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    • Anybody that unironically says “stan” or “chile” belongs to the streets.
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    • Awwww, they're so considerate of the enviornment. They're reducing their future carbon footprint by dying faster. So sweet, love me some twitter crackheads.
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    • Cocaine is vegan
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    • Powdered milk is cowcaine 🐄
      AppleAss 6 jul
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    • This is why legalizing drugs is a bad idea
      IndeedSo 4 jul
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    • Please don’t do cocaine kids. After all cocaine ruin your brain
      Oshawatt 4 jul
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    • I’m from brevard, Florida where people think it’s cool to do cocaine but make fun of crackheads as if it’s not the same fucking thing in different form
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    • Imagine being retarded
      Cornbred 5 jul
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    • Milk is "addictive". These retards will vote one day and that should scare tf out of everyone.
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    • I bet if you hit one of their heads it would make a *BONG* sound.
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    • “We Stan queens who..” 🤢🤮
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    • I only drink dad milk
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    • I can’t even begin to describe how much I want to strangle every single one of those twitter people like legit wrap my fingers around the back and press my thumbs in on their throats(pls don’t report I would never actually I just want to)
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    • The people who pick cocaine for these dumb fucks are enslaved by cartels and the farm owners and live in worse conditions than the cows on factory farms. Cruelty free my ass. I'd rather be feed and taken care of than be shot because I failed to meet my production quota.
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    • Cows milk doesn’t have most of the problems people say it has, but it’s benefits have been exaggerated too by the dairy industry.
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    • Milking cows is actually healthy for them.
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    • what did i just read. sometimes i think god just needs to hit the reset but and run it back
      RSbt 7 jul
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    • Imagine trying to justify how milk, sold in grocery stores and convenience stores all across America, is less healthy than crack cocaine that you can only get under shady means
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    • Factory farming sucks yeah but rather than attacking all farmers why not just support local farms. As white old people as it sounds, go to your local farmers market. The milk there is better anyway. A cows life in a local farm is way better than any of these people could provide them
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    • Twitter is full of garbage. Can't scroll past a Trump post without my phone audibly screeching like a retard
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    • No one can take a joke anymore.
      Wolfdog 4 jul
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    • Twitter is the single stupidest fucking place on planet earth
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    • just drink almond protein milk. not that hard
      Recon 4 jul
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    • Reeee, but this has much more that makes it better.
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    • Funny cause 90% if not more of the cocaine in the US is cut with lactose and lidocaine. The rest that’s pure is sitting in police lockup because it never made it pass the border lol.
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    • Further solidifies my hatred for people.
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    • Torture you say?
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    • Remember when having strong bones was a flex?
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    • Cocaine HAS hurt cows upi.com/Archives/1992/01/11/Cow-dies-from-cocaine-overdose/9868695106000/
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    • Humans have a choice for cocaine lol rip, if you take it yea, but a lot of slaves are making your cocaine
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    • So as a cattleman I’ll tell you some interesting stuff. One, milk cows can produce to much milk that the calf can’t nurse the teats enough and when this happens for two to three days it will cause mastitis and it’s very painful to the animal.
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    • I had a lady at work give me shit because I was drinking a bang. She was smoking a cigarette.
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    • Remember, everyone in that twitter thread has a political opinion and is also able to vote
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    • 100% of people who took cocaine and milk have died
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    • how is milk addictive wtf
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    • This is why I hunt down vegans
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    • Seeing all my friends drink milk from their big titty goth gf while I’m still stuck with cow milk
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    • Twitter is just full of people who have double digit IQ’s. Stopped using that app years ago
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    • Milking cows is good for them if they aren't milked they will be in pain I need all of you idiots to learn this it doesn't hurt them it helps them !
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    • I stopped drinking milk for almost a year. For some reason I was always angry drinking the substitutes. Now I'm back on regular milk and I'm just back to my normal depression
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    • So the crackheads don’t know that milking cows is actually good for them?
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    • I guess they are just forgot about the slavery and atrocities that surround the cocaine industry.
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    • Ah yes free range cocaine!
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    • Um guys it was a pretty obvious joke
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    • But cocaine does immense ecological damage because farming the plant it comes from deforests the Amazon rainforest. Also illegal production means waste from manufacturing gets dumped back into the environment.
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    • We should actively poison street drugs
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    • 100% of people who drink milk die
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    • I would say stfu you drank your mothers milk
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    • Not even crackheads just retards
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