• 7 How do y'all get a new boyfriend but
post the exact same captions that you
did with all the ones before??? 8 "love
of my life" "my person" "ride or die"
you've done rode and died 26
times smh
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    • Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker Pussy, asshole, cunt Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick Jesus Harold Christ Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt
      CheemsJr 15 jan
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    • It’s actually a rule for me. I’m careful about what cute or romantic things I say to my girlfriend (except babe and I love you and generic stuff) so that I don’t repeat myself and I make sure to treat that girl as a unique individual in my life and not just another one.
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    • Cuz they learned absolutely nothing from their previous relationship and care more about the attention from social media than the new person?
      kwview 15 jan
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    • Pro tip if you want a relationship that will last, go for introverts they are always nicer, may I suggest artists
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    • Dated one girl in high school, and three months in she flirted with her toxic/abusive Ex-Boyfriend while we dated... had to cut that one off quick...
      LordRug 15 jan
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    • Simple solution. Be an introvert and never meet new people because you’re to scared of social interaction then you don’t have to worry about *said issue*.
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    • I thought I met the love of my life but he was all gold on the outside and weak and pathetic on the inside
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    • My ex would always ask me to treat her how her ex treated her.. like call her the same names and stuff. I said fuck no, that’s extremely insulting lmfao
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    • Hey guys, I’m currently in a long term relationship, almost 3 years now, and my gf and me are kind of falling away from each other, she’s still a great friend and I enjoy our time together but I don’t really feel like she’s bringing her part of the relationship I’m the one initiating everything(cont
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    • Logic and women don’t mix
      wowbih 15 jan
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    • Rode and died??
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    • Ok "ride or die" and all that other bullshit is honestly fucking stupid i could never say that shit seriously much less take my SO seriously if they looked me in the eye and said that.
      dnimsn 15 jan
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    • My ex that I dated for 3 years left me suddenly, with the only explanation that he needed to “work on himself”. During the first couple months of our breakup, he would text me and tell me he wanted me back, and then a couple days later he would tell me that we’d be better off as friends.
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    • Forget that jazz, just check out the NOODS on my profile instead?
      cdub64 15 jan
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    • Women
      SirLight 16 jan
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    • Wish I'd get rode
      Toast_E 15 jan
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    • Hey guys i was having a conversation with one of my friends and we discussed on how when is a good time to get a girlfriend a necklace that’s like $150+ and he said like 6 months is alright while i said maybe a year or two, what are all of your opinions on this? Your perspective?
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    • The best is those Fb or insta guys who over post about how much they looooove their gfs or wives to the moon and back, they are always the cheaters
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    • You want her to post shit like eh... This one's good enough I guess
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    • Why don’t girls give me a second glance? I mean I smell fine I dress considerately and I try to be friendly and yet nobody cares
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    • Do other females really think that anyone cares about when they say this shit. As a female I cringe when I see this shit on my Snapchat like great but stop clogging up my snapchat with the variation of essentially the same words over and over to different pictures of u two together
      GG_BJQ 15 jan
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    • I’m that case, I guess you can say that women are gamers
      GodOmega 15 jan
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    • I legit don't know how people do this. How messed up do you have to be? I swear I think some people think a human is like underwear and it's completely to change them often. Makes no sense to me. It's sad really.
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    • I am hungry
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    • Smh my head
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    • Got all mcat PDFs for 30$ dm me
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    • I didnt realize I should have done this before I started dating. I was with this cute girl and I treated her the best I possibly could. She dumped me and all the stuff I gave her on my lawn, and now I'm interested in a new girl but as my second big relationship I dont want to give her everything in
      The_Be_an 18 jan
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    • Saw a girl on Instagram posts "he makes me so happy love him for ever" only to say the same thing the week after
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    • My ex hated it when I posted him on my story or Facebook so I stopped completely and then I found out he was cheating. My boyfriend now loves it when I do and he also posts about me a lot so it’s all great
      Redneck_7 18 jan
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    • It’s rided and dieded retard
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    • It's because people get in relationships too fucking fast and for the wrong reasons you should just wait until you actually find somebody you're compatible with and connect with not just some piece of ass you think looks nice in the moment
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    • Tfw never been a normie
      zibamo 17 jan
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    • I’m 24 and only been with one woman for 5 and a half years. Been single for 2 years after. Ladies, count your blessings. If a man hits on you, at least you’re desired.
      Matt_Man 17 jan
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    • Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfuckee tits fart turd and twat.
      GMarkie 17 jan
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    • These posts will show up then the person won't post for a couple days and it's the same post but I different guy. It's also never dude posting them
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    • These hoes literally do not care about you, that’s just them going through the motions of a relationship to make it easier to cheat on you
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    • This is honestly the biggest reason I don't feel comfortable posting pictures of me and my boyfriend just in case we don't make it because I don't wanna look like a fool
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    • The problem is whores and women are nearly all whores so none of this is surprising to anyone including women
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    • Just be single
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    • Rode or dode
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    • Fucking hell I thought I was the only one. Never seen a post talking about this before.
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    • How do you get a new boyfriend at all. Nobody dates anymore or put in the time an effort
      Echo_Elmo 17 jan
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    • Seriously tho 🤣
      MakeEmMad 16 jan
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    • If there are three “woman bad” posts that aren’t funny in the next ten slides I’m deleting
      scu_ 16 jan
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    • Give the word 'love' some meaning and quit throwing it at every dude you let nut
      jdm_dil 16 jan
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    • They don’t value words
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    • Who hurt you
      tank_girl 16 jan
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    • Gotta let these hoes know they disposable
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    • I really read rode and dode
      BonIver 16 jan
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    • Must have been all the guys
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    • Hoes. Amirite
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    • Just say bitch, you bitch
      heckin_no 16 jan
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    • My favorite is when they say: "no one's ever made me orgasm like that" but after you guys break up and stop fucking because she realized she likes her new bf then it becomes "you got a small dick and I faked everything" bitch lie to yourself can't fool me
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    • I feel targeted and I dont know how I feel about it
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    • Whores
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    • He shoulda said "you RODE 26 of them but you still alive"
      DTH30 16 jan
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    • Makes it worth the uncommon names
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    • Ive dated a bit. But my gf
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    • Read that as rode and dode :|
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    • Bruh I have been saying this for years
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    • cpdd300 16 jan
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    • Haven't rode and died in about 3 yrs
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    • Well shes got four more she put in the conamie code
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    • anyone else read that as “rode and doed
      cmgossen 16 jan
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    • Ive only dated 3 people in my life and i learned not to do this shit after the second girl, about sophomore year of hs.
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    • You forgot “my whole world” finding new solar systems every other week
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    • I'm stuck on the "How do you get a new boyfriend" part
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    • *been ridden and wanted to die
      isds 16 jan
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    • This one guy asked me out a couple days ago on Instagram. I said no since I like someone else. Next day they posted a pic of their new girlfriend saying “my ride or die I’ll never leave you you are my life”. Like dude you legit told me you didn’t want anyone else but me like yesterday 😂
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    • Anyone else here ever get called daddy?
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    • Wow relatable
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    • Seen the same with men so
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    • Me ex boyfriend used the same nickname for me as he did for some of his previous gfs. I had thought he got it from a webcomic but he told me otherwise.
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    • Hahahahaha yes I too have had many of these boyfriends
      _Amg 16 jan
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    • I’m so pathetic that in my head I have a tiny collection of fun captions I’d use if I had a gf
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    • Anyone who posts about their relationships, never has a stable relationship. Everyone I know who dated in high school never posted anything and are now posting about the upcoming wedding.
      Retz 15 jan
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    • Because they think with their cunt and not their brain and never learn shit
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    • Because they refuse to learn and grow from their failures
      vancadius 15 jan
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    • Because the new girl doesn't know shes the 23rd and I want her to feel special to like I'm bout to come up with a bunch of new shit every time I get a new girlfriend fuck that same surprises and tricks work just as good if it's the first time they've seen it
      somdoncus 15 jan
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    • Fake hoes
      Red_Drum 15 jan
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    • Where the fuck is shuffle
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    • That's fucking disgusting 26?!?!?! Must be so fuckin blown out man 4 is too much for a life time 26 u should be in hell
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    • Cause they want the social media attention mpre than the love in the relationship. Its what 13 year olds do in middle school with little puppy love. Some people never mature and grow out of it.
      PERIPHERY 15 jan
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    • Sounds like you’re a whore
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    • Just like the girl who says "he's my world" with a new guy every 2 months. Are you building a solar system?
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    • Oooooffff
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    • Bitch logic.
      tacdickle 15 jan
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    • Rode and dode
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    • Rode more times than I've died at least
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    • The girls I dated would date really shitty people pretty soon after I was gone. You’d think after dating someone for a year or more, they would learn from it like I did. Not my problem anymore though I got a life to live
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