• #7 Hotel Staff Found Fifty
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    • Who TF jerks it to 50 shards
      eeg4565 20 jul
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    • Fake, no man masturbates to this book
      VspTylore 20 jul
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    • No straight male is gonna read 50 shades let alone masturbate to it
      eye__ 20 jul
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    • Fifty shades of grey is a bullshit book for straight girls to think they are kinki
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    • The author is still a virgin
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    • Fifty shades of grey is an awful book to show dom/sub relationship
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    • Has anyone truly masturbated from a book? Maybe I'm just a visual kinda guy but I've never been turned on enough to masturbate from just words alone.
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    • Talk about a moist towelette
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    • Number 8: somebody left cum stains on the wall and a copy of fifty shades
      chopstew 20 jul
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    • All the people saying its a guy jacking off ...its a women holding a vibrator on the clit
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    • I would have left the housekeeper a $50.00 tip and a thank you note for the humor and laugh.
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    • Where's #1-6? Are they safe? Are they alright?
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    • No they didnt
      sonua 20 jul
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    • Who flogs their dolphin with their legs spread apart like that???
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    • TwoBit124 20 jul
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    • The bed isn’t even done
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    • 50 shades is a terrible example of a BDSM relationship. Not healthy at all and insulting to real participants.
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    • My boyfriend and I watched 50 shades of gray and we both agreed it was probably the dumbest movie ever
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    • How does he turn the page with one hand?
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    • See you gotta use words, and your imagination
      Sagic 21 jul
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    • The only acceptable use of that abomination. Even actual fetishists hate it. The coomers of earth deserve better.
      honfedil 21 jul
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    • How was your day today?
      177013_ 20 jul
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    • blue_too 20 jul
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    • This that type of meme you drop into a girl’s DM and they question why you know them
      BlameGame 20 jul
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    • I’m the maid
      fireworks 20 jul
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    • Why is it a guy and not a girl? I only kinda know what it’s about because I girl invited my over to see the movie. Never met any guy who’s read it before
      jibjab 21 jul
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    • It was the machine
      Augbo12 20 jul
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    • Ok
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    • So people masterbated to that book?
      OverView 20 jul
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    • What are the other 6? Are they so “naughty” you can’t show it on this app?
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    • Tip em
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    • Masturbation saves this nation
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    • peepeepoopoo
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    • content not available more
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    • Formuloid 20 jul
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    • This dude is gay
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    • mrcrubs 23 jul
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    • Why just number seven
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    • What is this? The 1800s? We surf the web for porn
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    • Imagine getting back to your room and your page is no longer marked because the bookmark fell out when house keeping was making a funny
      AntsMcgee 23 jul
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    • Nigga
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    • 7.
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    • "Where are the damn pictures in this book"
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    • They really shot their shot doing that risky joke. Anyone else would’ve been a Karen about it but this person laughed.
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    • Y can't I get normal shit
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    • Nice cock
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    • PEOPLE DO IT TO BOOKS ? I want that type of imagination
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    • who slaps the monkey to a book
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    • Why would you want a girl to do nothing while you bone...
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    • That's some impressive towel folding!
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    • That would make more sense if it were a woman figurine
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    • Anyone else here jerk to erotica?
      Bwillder 23 jul
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    • If this is 7, what were the previous six about?
      cynfall 23 jul
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    • And now someone's gonna get fired because someone else can't take a joke
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    • Damn
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    • If you are master sting to this book your a fucking loser lol
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    • Number 15.
      DogalRorn 22 jul
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    • I think that’s supposed to be a wand not a penis guys
      RossLux 22 jul
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    • I hope they burned those sheets
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    • Guys, it’s a joke. The person who cleaned their room clearly had a sense of humor and went out of their way to make someone laugh because of how absurd it would be to walk into your bedroom and see this.
      Cleverbit 22 jul
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    • You’re a towel!
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    • Men dont read fifty shades. Fifty shades is for fujos that havnt discovered yaoi yet
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    • Sure they did
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    • Mufuka must be gay or some shit
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    • More like 50 shades of gay
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    • 50 sharts of brown
      Seprinzik 21 jul
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    • Wtf dudes you forgot whipped cream
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    • Sure they did
      zeke880 21 jul
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    • Um...
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    • Y'all ever have a bitter dream instead of a sweet dream
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    • 50 shades of Grey is a sorry excuse for middle aged women to pretend they enjoy BDSM
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    • Wasnt 50 shades of grey just a harry potter fanfiction with the names changed
      Locotrbl 21 jul
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    • I feel like this could be a dude beating his meat or a woman using a vibrator.
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    • he's a shitty dom anyway
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    • 50 shaved old gays
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    • 50 shades of gay
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    • How did you guys get a picture of me and then photoshopped 50 shades of grey over my phone?
      Doug2489 21 jul
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    • I know of no man that would jerk off to 50 shades of grey
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    • Imagine how fast they would get fired in 2020
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    • It’s a female book idk hate the movie
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    • No they didn’t, you did it
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    • I'm definitely doing this the next time I go to a Hotel
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    • He's packing though
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    • Damn that towl packin smeat
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    • So a buddy of mine worked at a movie theater and he sad that his least favorite day was on the release of that movie because he had to clean up cucumbers, corn on the cob, condoms, alcohol, and a lot of nasty 🤢 so called water.
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    • No one has ever discovered the other 6.
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    • Haha I'm actually laying just like that while looking at features lol
      poobreak 21 jul
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    • That's a ballsy move
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    • These comments are right, a man or males won’t jerk it to this book, because only chads have the willpower to do that
      xercer 21 jul
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    • Men don’t read porn
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    • I expected 50 shades to be sexy like everyone said it would be, but instead I was just uncomfortable
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    • That staff member not lookin too good
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    • Uhhh no dude is reading that and getting off. Definitely a woman thing
      MrZ3r0 21 jul
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    • I beat my meat to The Godfather book once
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    • How can you jackoff to a book with no pictures
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    • probably not
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