When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
23 oct 2020
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops,
40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
Arthur_Morgan__ Arthur_Morgan__
27 may
Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops, 40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
the perfect mask doesn't
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Malbolge333 Malbolge333
8 sep 2020
the perfect mask doesn't MEME LORD NE DiCaprio Face Mask 599 Add to Cart
I have so much respect and appreciation for my local supermarket workers
PROMO
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
I have so much respect and appreciation for my local supermarket workers PROMO
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK
AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
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1blondie 1blondie
7 apr
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU. follow me for more employment advancement tips
NEW TEST FOR SENIORS DRIVERS'
LICENSE RENEWAL...
lap
singleWarthunder singleWarthunder
23 jun
NEW TEST FOR SENIORS DRIVERS' LICENSE RENEWAL... lap
TEXAS REMOVED STATEWIDE MASK MANDATE
OKLAHOMA CAN'T REMOVE SOMETHING THEY NEVER HAD
TEXAS REMOVED STATEWIDE MASK MANDATE OKLAHOMA CAN'T REMOVE SOMETHING THEY NEVER HAD
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?"
Mom:
VenomRick VenomRick
3 jan 2021
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?" Mom:
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
The sacred texts!
TyLord16 TyLord16
28 sep 2020
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for The sacred texts!
My depressed ass trying to cheer up my depressed homies
ia
'Cause every thing
Is gonna be all right
My depressed ass trying to cheer up my depressed homies ia 'Cause every thing Is gonna be all right
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
Lilbrooke Lilbrooke
23 sep 2020
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
What in the world?! Made you look!
wy on -
fe
SS
varied_cause_420 varied_cause_420
17 dec 2020
What in the world?! Made you look! wy on - fe SS
Me: Its medicinal
Cop: Well first of all, that's a belt fed mahine gun
Tiara Tiara
14 sep 2020
Me: Its medicinal Cop: Well first of all, that's a belt fed mahine gun
When an enemy shoots you in
the back but runs out of ammo and you get the turn on him
bonjour
staples1724 staples1724
15 jan 2021
When an enemy shoots you in the back but runs out of ammo and you get the turn on him bonjour
When you playing a game with your friend and he disappears
Funky stulent
Man, you just killed my vibe..
That's wack, yo.
Vice Vice
25 mar
When you playing a game with your friend and he disappears Funky stulent Man, you just killed my vibe.. That's wack, yo.
booksididnt
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
booksididnt My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
StirringThePot StirringThePot
12 mar
Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
Women when they have to face consequences for their actions but
"but I'm a pretty girl isn't going to cut it anymore
Women when they have to face consequences for their actions but "but I'm a pretty girl isn't going to cut it anymore
Trying to convince the DM that your paladin is still within their oath
aa oe
-eel
They're not hostages, they're collateral friendships
NerdNight NerdNight
5 oct 2020
Trying to convince the DM that your paladin is still within their oath aa oe -eel They're not hostages, they're collateral friendships
Thinking about how in 24 hours there will be inescapable civil unrest
WetMuffin WetMuffin
3 nov 2020
Thinking about how in 24 hours there will be inescapable civil unrest