• Executioner Any last wish?
Prisoner I want to hear
Putin's last speech as president
The prisoner 80 years later
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    • Wait till I get a gf
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    • People seem to get that phrase confused with a guaranteed outcome. You do realize not all wishes come true yes? Also if your being executed in Russia, Putin is already watching it happen. He probably ordered it to begin with
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    • I don’t think they’re allowed to grant immortality.
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    • There is a disturbingly large amount furry posts that is seemingly growing as I type this, wtf iFunny I thought we were better than that
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    • Sharena 28 jul
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    • Executioner: "Any last wish?" Me: "For my execution to be cancelled and me to be free to go right now." Executioner:
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    • Jokes on you they give you a recording of his most recent speech
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    • I wish for someone to hold my hand
      Boat_Man 28 jul
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    • That’s really funny, I’ll admit
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    • Putin’s gonna make a robot with the Acronym “P.U.T.I.N.” (Maybe: Program UNIX Thinking Intelligence Network?) that’ll be like a digital copy of Putin’s brain and that thinks like Putin and that will then rule over Russia till someone comes and pours some water in the computer/computer system.
      Kewlosh 28 jul
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    • Boomer power!
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    • Seriously though Both Russia and China just passed laws making their leaders life long dictators, China has genuine concentration camps, and the media is more concerned about an angry potato with a Twitter addiction.
      Zenith12 29 jul
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    • After Google plus shut down hordes of the degenerates flooded here. They don't get bullied as much as they should now. Report and bully them, do your duty iFunniers.
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    • Fuck Putin
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    • My mans gonna be immortal
      LilFryGuy 28 jul
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    • Is Putin even considered a president, it seems like he’s more of a dictator
      Mosie 28 jul
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    • Ra ra
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    • I'm cumming
      hypello 28 jul
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    • Krystal 28 jul
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    • You need to be specific. Say "final", not "last". Last could be interpreted as previous
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    • My last wish: to be a free man with a clear record
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    • I want to see Nancy Pelosi retire from politics
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    • I love how this implies that Putin is immortal
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    • That’s like saying “I want to see the day that the queen dies”
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    • How old do you think Putin is you moron
      MyNameCam 28 jul
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    • I want to see the death of the queen
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    • Last could also be interpreted as most recent
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    • My buddy is working at a small company with me. He doesn't get along with our soon to be supervisor. They had an incident today they were yelling at each other. I'm kind of stuck in the middle. I've already considering disposing them. Any advice from the comment gods?
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    • Jokes on you he’ll switch from president to prime minister for a few years then back to president
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    • *any last requests
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    • 80? Putin is going to live well past 80, I'm sure he has his top scientists working on some kind of age extension as we speak
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    • He said he’s stepping down after this term
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    • Or I want to see one day when Trump do any say something stupid.
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    • I got 2 hours of sleep today
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    • You telling me putin is going to live for 150+ years?
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    • *The executioner goes to YouTube and pulls up the last speech Vladimir Putin gave* *prisoner realizes he should have clarified what he meant by last speech*
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    • They then tell you his last speech as he is a robot and Russia is still the U.S.S.R.
      JustDong 28 jul
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    • Fr tho, it’s scary how much power Putin is giving himself
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    • It backfires when Putin gives the speech announcing his ascension to supreme communist ultra mega mastermind alpha omega destructo-con the first!
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    • That means Putin saved someone’s life
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    • Replace it with queen Elizabeth and you become immortal
      Castsed 28 jul
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    • There was a Court Jester who violated nobility. His king loved him enough to let the Jester decide the method of execution. The Jester chose death of old age and the king allowed it.
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    • Should've asked to see both Queen Elizabeth's and Betty White's funerals
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    • This implies that Putin will be alive for 80 more years and that scares me because at that point, Putin is immortal and Russia is kinda fucked.
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    • There are three things in life you can never choose: Your birth parents, your birthplace, and the president of Russia
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    • They choose to interpret "last" as "most recent."
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    • Technically he will one day give a speech and then die before giving another speech so he has a last speech eventually
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    • Yayyy I got to spend 80 more years in captivity
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    • Kalinka
      i_am_vide 28 jul
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    • Tis be last word not last wish I know from experience
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    • So, who would like to explain this to an uncultured individual like myself?
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    • This man looks exactly like my grandfather who died in 2012, and if I'm not stupid I'm pretty sure thats a Dale Earnhardt hat which he wore everyday
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 28 jul
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    • I want to out live the queen
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    • U know they can deny requests.... Right?
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    • OP DELETE THE FURRY PORN
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    • Funny of you to assume Putin will ever die.
      Koolmems 28 jul
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    • Why did a furry get top comment
      BLU_VENOM 28 jul
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    • Anyone who’s spent 80 years in a Russian prison is not that happy
      Mordechai 28 jul
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    • Jokes on you he changes the title to dictator meaning he already gave his last speech as president
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    • 5 minutes later he declares himself emperor and abolishes the presidency
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    • Knowing Putin he would give the speech than rule himself supreme leader
      SteveM 28 jul
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    • Only 80?
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    • There's so many yiffs wtf
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    • Ckyston 28 jul
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    • Yes.
      Tartaagz 28 jul
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