• Me: I want to be Spiderman
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    • Haha my name is Ben and I have a real life niece, which makes me Uncle Ben. The Prophecy states I shall either make the best rice known to man, or I will be gunned down in the street. Win-win.
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    • My parents
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    • Seems a little r apey if you ask me
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    • I have multiple uncles which one dies?
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    • A small price to pay for webslinging.
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    • Jolibee fucking slaps
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    • I wanna be like Batman and Spiderman
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    • Jolibee!
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    • I’m so used to the uncle r ape jokes I forgot that Spider-Man’s uncle gets murdered
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    • i’ve been craving jolibee for the past 7 years... (the closest one is 2hrs from my house :( )
      SkySpire 26 jul
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    • A Jolibee meme. Cool. That’s a first.
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    • Oh yeah that happened
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    • Luckily my name is Brent and not Ben
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    • Wanna sho.ot webs
      JustADave 26 jul
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    • "I want to live! I want to live!!"
      chopstew 27 jul
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    • What about your parents?
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    • JOLLYBEES
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    • i have an uncle ben
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    • I thought this was a blubby joke and was confused
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    • zerosober 29 jul
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    • I guess i have 3 uncles. My dads sister has been married 2times & she had her daughter at 17 & the father died last year i didnt really know him. Her sons father was a perv& is in prison now I didnt know him either thx god. My cousins dad on my moms side was a piece of shit & aint seen him in 5 yrs
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    • So where exactly IS Jollibee's? I don't believe it's an American thing (and even then I'm not exactly an expert on restaurants), and I've only seen it from the horror games based on it.
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    • He a bit scared
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    • Jilly n
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    • Hey can some nerd tell me if the black spiderman's dad dies instead of his uncle
      Prophetic 26 jul
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    • Jokes on you I have two dozen uncles
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    • You gotta make sacrifices to obtain your dreams
      Rdforzer 26 jul
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    • 19 likes?
      Model_680 26 jul
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    • And your mother and father and first love and your aunt pretty much but that gets undone and your best friend but that gets undone
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    • Mmmmmmmmmmmm...
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    • I have like 5 uncles which one would go
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    • I actually have a dead uncle so I guess I’m Spider-Man now
      Ranal_Ape 29 jul
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    • Good thing I have 2
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    • It took me a second but I finally got it 😂
      colekken 28 jul
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    • I have like 13, one less won't change much
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    • My first thought was “why does he want to fuck Spider-Man...?”
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    • I could go for some jolibees rn
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    • You guys don’t know shit I have two uncle bens and one of them is an in law
      Nick4207 28 jul
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    • jollibee
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    • Went to jollee bee once I was the only white guy everone was asian
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    • I have an uncle named Ben. Of course I haven’t called him uncle Ben in years,no no, he is forever uncle bean. He looks to be at least 300 pounds and he’s around 6’2. Uncle Bean.
      skoot028 28 jul
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    • My uncle died in June......... I CANT WAIT TO GET MY POWERS GUYS!!
      XNobodyzX 28 jul
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    • Wassup my jolly bee
      Elecman 28 jul
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    • I thought the uncle was about to give him his “web” with that kinda look
      NickWelch 27 jul
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    • And parents
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    • I need me a spiderman femboy bf
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    • Is that jollibee?
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    • Jolibee hell yeah
      SOMEPUPS 27 jul
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    • Oh but when I say I wanna be batman at the dinner table my parents wanna start arguing with me smh
      Noezwin 27 jul
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    • Lmao
      wzom 27 jul
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    • But I have 2 uncles
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    • The uncle: I know what I have to do,but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it
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    • ah yes Jollibee
      EcchiBot 27 jul
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    • When you tell your Tito Boy that you wanna be Spider-Man but nanai said you gotta be a nurse or mailman
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    • I actually have an Uncle Ben
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    • my mom told me that i was a bastard child and i was like "huh all i need is dead parents and i can be just like Alexander Hamilton"
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    • Also your parents
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    • Welp...better finish off the parents while we're at it.
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    • Is that fucking Jolibee?
      bitlerpou 27 jul
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    • I’ve got 4 and I’m cool if one of them dies. Specifically one of them
      Fexfu 27 jul
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    • I thought this was a cum related pervert post until I thought harder
      FancyGent 27 jul
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    • Chillin with a Filipina at your local Jollibee
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    • My sisters kid gets bit by a radioactive spider me OH SHIT
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    • DrTexas 27 jul
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    • With great traumatic experience comes great power
      Eliar 27 jul
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    • One of my nephews wants to be Spider-Man.
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    • Oh fuck I thought it was a joke about the uncles cum or something
      Karma_TL 27 jul
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    • Oh I'm in some big fuckin trouble
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    • Jollibee, is that you?
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    • I know jollibee when I see it
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    • Don’t forget about your parents
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    • And your parents
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    • Jolibee!!!
      Haka_Time 26 jul
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    • Oh fuck its jollybee
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    • My uncles name is ben
      Zumato 26 jul
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    • My name is Ben and my sister-in-law is gonna be expecting and I’ve been begging them to call it Peter if it’s a boy
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    • Mister fister incoming
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    • I'm an uncle so this would be very unfortunate for me, i also have no uncle so i'm already in the prepped phase
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    • Honestly, im fine with that. My uncle is a dick
      Rioo700 26 jul
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    • My friend’s hovering over my “homework” folder.
      V_ortekz 26 jul
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    • “Uhhhhh bud y’know there are other options out there... you could be a firefighter...”
      duqk 26 jul
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    • I don’t have an uncle. My dad is the only male in both sides of my family
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    • I GOT YOU IN HERE FOR THREE WHOLE MINUTES OF PLAAY TIIIIIIMEE
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 26 jul
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    • I asked my uncle Ben what he thought about me being Spider-Man once. It took him a minute and he asked me to please not.
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    • Payback for the blubby
      balaur_ 26 jul
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    • “I WANNA BE SUPERMAN!” *my whole family*
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    • Wellll yes but actually both your parents and your uncle
      LowH 26 jul
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    • My uncles already dead so I'm halfway there
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    • That character is jolly bee
      danstea 26 jul
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