• é““ just-shower-thoughts
If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper
to snort cocaine and run everywhere.
&dammitsammy
finally a good fucking shower thought
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    • Sorry to burst everyone's bubble but gas is used in the process of making cocaine.
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    • My company is moving buildings and it's like 5 minutes from my house I just bought a bicycle and I'm riding to work on good days. It will help me save money and lose some weight
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    • Yikes, this idiot doesn't know gasoline is a critical ingredient for cocaine.
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    • Doing any exercise on cocaine is a good way to fuck your heart into submission
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    • Lol you must be young if you don't remember when gas was almost 5 dollars a gallon. Gas is cheap af right now.
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    • Dont exercise on cocaine.
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    • Maybe cheaper but not faster.
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    • Delicious! Finally, some good fucking shower thoughts
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    • Did someone say cocaine?
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    • Kids complaining about gas prices weren’t driving in 2013-14... y’all ain’t seen shit
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    • If you fuckin complain about spending money on gas you either deserve a victim award, are broke, or lazy
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    • People who think this have never done coke and tried to run
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    • Why is there so much fucking porn
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    • Not true fun fact I heard cocaine is extremely expensive thats why most have to suck dick to get it js
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    • We’d all be in great shape but some of our hearts would explode.
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    • Although it's an alright joke, this person clearly knows nothing about cocaine.
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    • Buy oil commodity in December, it always goes down then and always goes back up in the summer. Like to help others
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    • Not if you get arrested for speeding.
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    • Considering that the price just dropped back to the less than $3 range per 9/10ths gallon, this post is bs.
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    • Cocaine is expensive tho
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    • It wouldn’t. Cocain effects last about 30 minutes. A human can run about 3 miles in that period. a gallon of gas can get you anywhere from 20-30 miles say that gallon lasted 30 minutes. A dub of cocain costs about $20 so the price of gas would have to be around $200 the gallon for cocain to win
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    • If fuel prices go up then cocaine prices will go up too. You use diesel fuel to make cocaine
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    • Funny how US gas prices are basically at the lowest they've been in the 21st century
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    • It’s summer, gas prices are always raised because they can make more from us. But prices are generally pretty good. This would’ve been funnier a couple years ago
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    • Everything is within walking distance if you have the time
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    • Until the price of cocaine goes up
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    • But...gas prices have been going down....
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    • And lose weight look good at the same time
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    • That’s how you die
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    • Everyone complaining but in the Netherlands its approximately 7.5 dollars per gallon
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    • But gas is.... $2.39....
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    • Anyone else read it in Gordon’s Ramsay’s voice?
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    • Still cheaper than bottled water
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    • You guys aren't already doing that?
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    • But gasoline is used in the process of making cocaine though...
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    • Probably faster too. A guy from a rival school of mine snorted cocain before a race and broke school records
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    • Idk cocaines pretty expensive
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    • Okay have people tried cocain ? It’s not easy to be active on it unless you’re drinking. It speeds your heart rate up but doesn’t turn you into Superman
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    • July 1 california tax another 6 cents And it goes up yearly
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    • “I’m sick of these goddamn gas prices rising!” *buys a horse*
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    • Shower Thoughts are neither good nor bad. They exist in a kind of limbo. Kinda like Shower Thoughts.
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    • Someone told me coke only lasts 30 minutes and it completely ruined my perception of coke.
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    • Not the cocaine I get
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    • It’s like $80
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    • I can testify that this idea should be government funded for healthier and more active America.
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    • This is funny. Watching some one abuse drugs isnt. Learn more at your local library.
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    • Bring back the razor scooters
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    • It’s 1.96$ near me. Suck my dick white america.
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    • Actually a lot of coke is made with gasoline so its price will rise as well
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    • just buy a horse if your commute is short
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    • 4 am thoughts
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    • Gas prices are really cheap right now
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    • Gas is $1.43. carrots are 35¢ looks like I'm getting a horse
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    • Laughed out loud at that image. Thank you for one!
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    • Gas is about 2 dollars where i live
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    • I know gas is getting a little cheaper but I still use over 400$ each month of gas
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    • Gas in Indiana is $2.40 while in California it's $5.60
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    • Or, here's a thought, use electric
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    • Why i switched to electric. I drove 1800 miles last month and paid $33
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    • Gas prices are good here compared to the EU, where they’re like $6 per gallon at least
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    • Nice I'd finally lose weight then
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    • yeah 40 a gram (good prices in TX by the border) for coke conpared to 2.50 a gallon for gasoline
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    • Meth is a better bang for your buck. Average price for legitimate cocaine (uncut) in the US goes for around 60-80 a gram, which would last a day at most. You can get a gram of meth for $20 and it'll last a month considering one toothpick sized line will keep you up for 3 days.
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    • Last time I got coked up and went running my ears were pounding and my heart felt like it was gonna explode
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    • Trust me when I say this you’ll think you can run that far but you can’t
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    • cocaine is made with gasoline
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    • the price of gas can’t go past $99.99 dollars per gallon according to US Law so it’ll cap of there
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    • I am so frickin bored, nothing to do today, I guess I'll sit around and snort cocaine.
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    • Plus you won’t have to eat!!!
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    • 👏👏 finally a good feature
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    • Deep shower thoughts are the best thoughts
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