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    • All fun and games until you open the door and hes jackin off
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    • Hes gonna say "hi dad" after a while like i did
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    • That would be fucking fun!
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    • Same bro
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    • This is gonna be featured congrats
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    • Stare at the child and say in a deep voice “you came from my nuts don’t forget that”
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    • My dad used to walk into my room and say in a very serious tone something like, "I can't believe you would do that to your mother." Or "I'm very disappointed in you." And then wait like half an hour of me trying to figure out what I did just to tell me, "just kidding, you didn't do anything wrong."
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    • Just takes two deep breaths then leaves
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    • Then grunt, say nothing, and walk out
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    • *thanos voice* go help your mother with dinner
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    • And leave the fucking door open
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    • Just look at them and whisper “I know what you did”
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    • Bro my stepdad was in the marines and is a cop, he has mastered the cold stair so we'll, he crushes your will to live by blinking. Scary shit
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    • Just stare at child until they go "hey dad" then you keep staring until they start panicking, and then they admit to a crime they had committed recently.
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    • I have a son on the way and he’s almost here! 1 month. I’m so excited
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    • I wanna be a mom 😭😍
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    • "Are you winning son?"
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    • My son is gonna be born in March. I’m ready to do goofy dad shit.
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    • My dad walked into my room with this look only to fart and leave
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    • My dad used to do it and i started sayin hey dad and he would instantly smile an watch me play videogames. Shit i miss my old man.
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    • I can’t wait to be a father so I can grab my daughter by the wrist and throw her off a cliff for a shiny rock
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    • Guys my wife just told me I'm going to be a Dad while on our anniversary trip. Beyond excited.
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    • Or be like my dad and do this and then leave without sayin a word
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    • Fellas, my gf is 4 months pregnant!
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    • "Son go to your room.. group masterbation starts in 15 minutes "
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    • My boyfriend and I are about to have a baby (1 1/2 weeks left!) and he texted this to me in the middle of the night 😂
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    • I just said "What's popping pops" every time and he'd shit laughing
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    • and then leave his door open on purpose
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    • I do this to my daughter and she just starts talking shit
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    • And then leave the door open
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    • I’m ready to just walk in and stare. Then after some minutes go by. “You are not ready, BOY.”
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    • I can't wait to be a dad, either. I wanna ask my kid if they'd like to toss the old pig skin, then when they agree to it, I'll say "Alright, I'll be back. Going to go get the pig" and hope that they freak out a little. (Just kidding. But the look on their face just might be priceless.)
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    • The son:
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    • My dad came in after I just got face camped by a spirit on dbd and I was literally looking at my screen like this
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    • Walk into the room, look at your son, and say this
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    • Then go fuck his mom
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    • And then just walk away...for some reason.
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    • My dad does this and says some shit like "get your shoes on we are gonna go get lunch" and that shit makes my day
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    • Me: *sitting in my son's room with his porn, booze, and bag of weed next to me* Son: "I can explain" Me: "You damned well better. Why the fuck do you have my good xbox controller in here?"
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    • Then not even say a word even when I step back out. Just leave him wondering what he did so he'll be inclined to be on his P's and Q's for the rest of the day so he doesn't fuck up again.
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    • "I'm sorry little one"
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    • I do that shit all the time lmao! My son looks back with a confused stare and wonders what he did wrong
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    • Y'all that sounds fun as hell
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    • Bruh I want a boy, go into his room, say nice cock
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    • Bro my dad does this all the time or he will tuck his hoodie behind his ears like the vine kid he's the best
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    • Im a guy but if I was a girl I'd so look forward to calling my kid one single time and then going mute until they're in the same room as me
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    • "Whatcha doin?" "Nothin."
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    • Yep, i can attest to it. That move works about 80% of the time.
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    • and then leave the door open
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    • They call me a mad man
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    • The "I know what you did, not really, but i am going to make you think i know what you did even though you most likely did not do anything just to mess with you" look
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    • In 7 months 🙏🏽
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    • Can’t wait to be a father so I can be there for my son unlike my dad :)
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    • As a father, I can confirm I already do this.
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    • I give my son that look when he sticks his toys in his juice and then picks up his food with his hands to put it on his spoon only to drop it on the floor on the way to his mouth. Then he looks at me and says "sorry dad, it was an accident", and it's hard to be mad, but man is it annoying.
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    • Yeah, then one day his dressed as femboy
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    • My step dad does this look all the time, and we have this brief stare down until either I flip him off or he does. We both laugh then return to what we were doing
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    • As a father, i do this and confirm it is extremely satisfying to give him anxiety over nothing
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    • I do this to my dad freaks him out every time
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    • I know you're coming for me
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    • i do that to my parents
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    • My mom did that to me once and I cried because I thought she was mad
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    • My parents came into town to stay with me and my fiance and I would just do it to my dad anytime he was laying down in the guest room.
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    • My dad does this and then just says random shit and leaves
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    • “I’m sorry little one”
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    • Hes trying to find something wrong with your room.
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    • My dad just looks disappointed
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    • No one on iFunny should have kids
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    • Mindless animal moment. Can't resist basic animisitic instinct so you'll create another thinking being that will inevitabley suffer just so you can have some fun
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    • I'm gonna walk in his room when I know he's beating his meat look him in the eyes and be like "your mother said dinner is ready son" without acknowledging his dick in his hand.
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    • Your son
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    • My dad does this and I hate it. He plays mind games and fucks with me. Like “what’re you doin” starts sniffing the air. “What’s that smell” there’s no smell dad. “You sure?”
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    • from the looks of these comments, it seems like you all have loving fathers... lucky
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    • So that's why they do it
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    • I do this to my little brother. God his voice is getting deeper now. Getting so big. Wish he would brush his damn hair though. Looks like a mop.
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    • Honestly I can’t wait to be a father. I think it’ll be the next part of my life where I’ll be happy again. Especially if I have a son though. But a daughter is still great. Man I just want a family bro....
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    • My son will look so innocent but then I'm just going to say "one day I'm going to catch you jacking off"
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    • my dad does that every fucking hour.
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    • I'd just stomp into his room with no introduction and ask him "how could you" With no context at all
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    • Beat him in videogames, then go victory fuck his mom
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    • I did it today. I love it.
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    • I stare at my kids like this every chance I get. Let them question what they might have fucked up so they can fix it before I notice.
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    • My father and I used to be very formal with each other. He never used my name. I never called him dad. It was always father. He called me boy, offspring, or son. It was very fun.
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    • "Its Time"
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    • Then he starts masturbating to assert dominance
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    • Son be like
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    • Why do dads do that LMFAOOO
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    • I do it to my siblings
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    • "Are ya winning son?
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    • My dad does that to me and I hate that shit everytime. Immediately I think "Aw fuck what did I do now, goddammit.."
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    • Traumatizing
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    • I do this all the time. The fear in my kids eyes as they run threw every bad thing they have ever fucking done in about 3 seconds brings me joy. Most the time I dont even have a reason I just wanna see if they feel guilty.
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    • I can’t wait to give my son/daughter the love I never got. But not too much otherwise they might be a little bitch. Gotta keep it perfectly balanced
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