• Birthdays were so easy when I was
younger like I wanted toys and stuff
like that. But now??? My parents are
like "what do you want?" and I'm just
like "Idk, maybe some self esteem??
emotional stability?? a hobby??
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    • It's my birthday today! 🎂
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    • "lift heavy rock make sad head voice go away" works for me
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    • Ask for kits. Gives you clear directions, and makes you feel accomplished when you finish the project.
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    • My birthday was two days ago, got under wear, socks, and a pair of Levi’s. I don’t ask anymore cause momma knows best.
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    • Transformers. I want more Transformers
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    • Ask for practical things my dude. Like a vaccuum, a new bed. Shit that theyd be happy to pay for that you wouldnt normally buy
      reatrd 29 jul
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    • Always hated getting clothes for Christmas or my birthday. Now all I want are new socks. Got a wallet when I was 8, still using that same wallet today, its held together by duct tape but I wont let it die. It was from my grandmother, she wanted to teach me about money. RIP june 23 1923 - Feb 19 2016
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    • I still want toys basically. But now they're like 800 dollar toys and I don't know anybody who wants to spend that much on me so I ask for Walmrt gift crds and hope to get 800 worth
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    • Legos
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    • If you really want a hobby I recommend getting a motorcycle. Made most of my closest friends through riding, and it's a good way to clear your head when going through shit
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    • I’m at that point where I don’t make a list or anything, money is always fine or just anything they think I’d like.
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    • I just want camping gear for my birthday
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    • You get self esteem by doing esteemable things, Kyle. No one can do that for you.
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    • I just ask for a loaf of sourdough bread, its specific enough that they'll feel like it's a genuine answer, it won't be another empty possession to add to the clutter of my room, and for those 5 minutes of eating the entire loaf as is with my hands I feel like I've regained something from long befor
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    • Wtf, you guy know how you search something like cool football highlights then you get a ad for a football. Well I have been seeing memes of what I have been thinking that day or what I talk about that same day! Who da fuck watching me
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    • When this pandemic ends I recommend Brazilian jiu-jitsu as a hobby to pick up
      camelcats 29 jul
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    • So fucking quirky
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    • I always say I want nothing. If I want something, chances are I already bought it myself. Plus tooo many possessions are annoying. I prefer minimalism
      tweb 29 jul
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    • Im almost 19 and i still ask for a transformer or a Lego set, but then again i never really 'grew up'
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    • Maybe you should ask for some help for your depression.
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    • I’ve only had 2 birthday parties and that was for my 12th and 13th birthday. On my 13th birthday only 3 people showed up and I invited 12 I still had a good time because my 2 best friends were there. We had our own dodgeball match and the guy that was hosting the match asked why there were only
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    • I mostly just ask for money to fuel my big tiddy anime girl figure collection.
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    • Money is The go to when you don’t know what you want. And if you trust them, clothes.
      chase_mon 29 jul
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    • Hey it’s MY BIRTHDAY and there’s a birthday feature!!!
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    • okwhy 31 jul
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    • U can get self esteem by accomplishing something u want. Like if u want to be fit and after months of hard work u achieve it, ur self esteem will rise. For emotional stability u have to stay away from things that makes u happy or sad. Because if ur happy u will eventually be sad and vice versa.
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    • My parents just usually send me $50 and call it good.
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    • Cash. I'll either pay a bill with it or hold onto it to buy myself something I actually want when the time comes
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    • That’s why you have an amazon wishlist
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    • Try spray painting. Skech has some tutorials
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    • I just say idk. Money so when I finally know what i want i can buy it
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    • I started riding bmx its so fun!
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    • I ask for hobby stuff like U-Gears models or LEGO sets. Or on the off occasions that I know a game I want or such I’ll ask for that. But nothing will beat straight up money
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    • Beyblades
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    • Pay a bill, please 😥
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    • so quirkyyyy
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    • I’m 28 and for my birthday my folks legit got me a blood pressure monitor machine. That told me it was time for a career change I was so stressed all the time. I used to manage a union electrical company. Now I’m an inspector.
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    • Ammo
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    • This is what I want for my birthday
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    • If you want a hobby, pick up Warhammer 40k
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    • The fact you get gifts now is astounding. After I turned 18 I get body wash and shaving cream every year. For Christmas. As if I got gifts for my birthday LMAO
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    • I recently picked up fishing. It's nice because it allows me to go out on my own and get away from things. Also get the satisfaction of eating the fish after working to get them
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    • I wanna see my dad
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    • I never knew what I wanted for my birthday or Christmas except for the 5 years in a row I asked for tamagatchi because my mom would take it away as punishment and then she’d forget where she put it and it would die :/
      Normaler 29 jul
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    • Being happy
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    • I get a new set of tools. I’ve started since I was 16. Have quite a collection and have not purchased one of them.
      LiiL_Duck 29 jul
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    • A Kraft Mac&Cheese bedspread
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    • Games
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    • A new computer desk that doesn't require I have one side tight against the wall and the other side against the dresser so it doesn't wobble because it's literally 3 pieces of wood?
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    • An expensive car
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    • I want Djungleskog and a new pair of shoes
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    • Idk, man, I always say I don’t anything but people get me stuff sometimes anyways, what with my birthday being right after Christmas. I couldn’t find myself asking for more stuff
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    • Ask for money
      ItsFuck 29 jul
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    • Money
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    • Those are not difficult to get on your own
      Charlatan 30 jul
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    • Nah bruh I want an Xbox series X Foh with this sappy ass shit
      Kaprizov 30 jul
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    • Dude bro. Like thats so relatable. I can't believe you're so deep
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    • Idk about you but ill be asking for a ps5
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    • Haha! Loser.
      WatchWolf 30 jul
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    • Ask for a funny sense of humor next time
      CIHAF 29 jul
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    • Shut the fuck up kyle. Like if you could take kyle in a fight
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    • I want to celebrate it. Not sit and my room and have no one tell me happy birthday when I turn 18...
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    • Money
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    • My birthdays coming up this month. I’ll be 22 and my parents baught me a basketball hoop. I’m happy with it because before we moved I had one and it gave me something to do outside.
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    • A gf
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    • Hobby... play dnd trust me it’s as fun as it’s nerdy
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    • My parents dont even get me anything for my birthday, I'll be lucky if i get a call or text
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    • What a gay ass
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    • I usually say that I dont want anything, unless theres something specific I've actually had in mind. The best gifts are ones that have a use, like games, books, clothes, money, etc. I always love every gift I get though <3
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    • Money. I want money
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    • Trijicon ACOG please and thanks
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    • My parents don't get me anything anymore
      AnarchyG 1 aug
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    • Some more Lego?
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    • I want a pc
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    • My 9 year old brother said he wants a girlfriend for his birthday. It was so cute
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    • It's even funnier the 273rd time
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    • The will to live would be nice
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    • Bitch you still get presents
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    • Imagine telling your parents what you want for your birthday like you’re some 8 year old.
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    • Go out and get what you want its literally that fucking simple, take a small step in the direction of where you want to be in life every day, it doesnt matter what the fuck it is, so tired of seeing people bitch about their situation when they do nothing to change it
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    • Or some socks
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    • You arent quirky
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    • A hobby. Wow that hit
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    • Ha your parents get/got yall gifts
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    • I want my toes back mom please, or a 1996 F150 with the 300 inline 6 engine
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    • I need more lemon pledge 🍋
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    • A vacuum, a dresser, socks, underwear, socks, cologne, not cheap garbage alcohol.
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    • money, dumbass
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    • Computer or car parts problem is they're both expensive
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    • Legos are a fun hobby, they put me at ease while I build them
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    • All I really want is money to spend on my own. But apparently that is unacceptable and it needs to be a material object
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    • Soooooo quirky
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    • Wait you guys are getting parties??
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    • You got gifts for your birthday 😨😨
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    • The fact that your parents asked you for what you wanted when you were younger shows that they at least cared about you. My parents are the reason for my self esteem problems, etc.
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