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    • Replace with under canada
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    • *sparation of church and school* *have to say the pledge in school* *says under god in the pledge* fuck you america
      Nirine 23 dec 2014
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    • Why?
      WeirDough 11 jan 2018
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    • Fuck yourself
      CharFil 20 oct 2016
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    • Yeah!!!! Not all people worship god!!!!!!
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    • Our nations founders were people who believe in God. And before some atheist tries to be a smart ass I didn't say our founders were Christian just believed in a God.
      Ben9991 22 jul 2016
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    • Nah
      Ringingjungle 22 apr 2016
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    • I think it should just be optional to say
      Legendare 25 jan 2016
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    • No, fuck that!!!!
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    • Never
      Bill_La_Pill 17 dec 2015
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      Never
      Absol_of_Unova_2015 2 sep 2015
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    • They should just get rid of the pledge altogether cause it was made to combat communism and that's not a problem anymore.
      noon_Me_Pls__2014 27 aug 2015
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    • It actually was placed in there by one of our earlier Presidents from the 70's I think.
      TheMarsninja_2014 27 aug 2015
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    • I didn't know Michael Jackson existed until he died RIP MJ
      funnyturtles 27 aug 2015
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    • Fak you
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    • Republish if this guy is a xxxx
      Randomman_92_2016 30 jul 2015
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    • Well, it was created so they can have a different christian religion, but k.
      ansyn 10 jul 2015
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    • I'm republishing this as a Christian who supports atheists and people of different religious beliefs.
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    • Our country was created under God and even if you don't respect God you live in a country created by people He inspired so grow the fuck up if you don't think he's real you shouldn't try to fuck it up for the Christian majority that's pretty childish
      Memie_2014 19 jun 2015
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    • No
      Tervis_Trise_2016 14 jun 2015
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    • In the land of the free, that is too self-centered towards one group.
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    • It should be taken out due to the fact that America is a melting pot of religion and ideas. Not everyone shares the same religion or ideas.
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    • Isn't there other things for people to worry about? I'm not religious but I don't see the point of trying to change it. And if you don't want to say it then don't.
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    • No
      Juttythenutty 8 may 2015
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    • Kill yourself vacuum
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    • Or you could just not say it. I think it should stay
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    • No
      CU_VE 23 apr 2015
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    • Fuck no
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    • I'm Christian but I still think they need to take that out. It should be optional, or replaced with top comments idea, "under canada"
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    • Fuck you!
      JJ838 19 apr 2015
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    • There should take it out because "apparently" the United States us t a Christian country but forcing children in PUBLIC school to say under God isn't right and they should back up the fact of free to Perdue religion
      slader990_2012 17 apr 2015
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    • I am our country is changing and becoming more equal.it could happen just as they are trying to put a women on the 20$ bill
      isabelleb123_2014 16 apr 2015
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    • Yup. They should change it to like under equality
      isabelleb123_2014 16 apr 2015
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    • I just think it should be because some people believe in someone other than God or no God at all and it's not fair to them to say it every time
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    • Anyone with half a brain wouldn't give a fuck if it was there or not.
      Parthenes 13 apr 2015
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    • I think just take it out since others have different believes
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    • Or, replace your residency to another damn country.
      BigTreee 12 apr 2015
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    • Why do u guys even care
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      All of you idiots claiming that it should be something like "under Allah"... You do realize "Allah" is just the Arabic name for God...
      The_Most_Sweggiest_2016 8 apr 2015
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      You can say it as whatever higher power you believe in. Or don't say it at all, but since this country was founded on the principles of Christianity, and the forefathers were Christian, and the majority of the country is Christian, it's how most say it. But you may personalize it if u want
      The_Most_Sweggiest_2016 7 apr 2015
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    • This has gone too far
      excelsior_rip 29 mar 2015
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    • Like this comment if you want to shove a machete up his ass
      Giggity1942_2013 29 mar 2015
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    • Try as hard as you can. It will never happen
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    • Even though I am not Christian the pledge was created under the believe of god so it shall stay that way
      _RISKY__2014 27 feb 2015
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    • this channel is terrible. I'm a christian, and therefore, I shall tell you, that YOU NEED JESUS. God still loves you, sucks to have your life
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    • Oh wow reporting my comment because you want to be right. Real impressive
      Lebowsh_2015 19 feb 2015
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    • Avid Atheist, I feel really sorry for you. Having to deal with all of the the notifications of people liking, commenting and republishing this post, months after it was posted
      HeckinDarn_2012 13 feb 2015
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    • Replace with 'under Sidious'
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    • If you guys dont like that part of the pledge, suck it up and dont say it.
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    • It has 666 repubs guys
      V_Spacey_2016 7 feb 2015
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    • Yeah
      VultureAid_2014 5 feb 2015
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    • Why can't you pussies just deal with it and be glad you live in a country were you have the option to believe or not?
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    • Christians say "we should leave it in because of freedom of religion" but I don't see any of them suggesting that we replace it with "under Allah" or "under the teachings of Buddha" or something other than the judeo-Christian God. So you can only have religious freedom if you believe in their God?
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    • Why not change it to under Allah under Buddha. How about something neutral?
      Nicholas3412 27 jan 2015
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    • I say "under Bruh"
      Dogeout_4_2016 27 jan 2015
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    • Not sure if it was mentioned already but "under God" was not added to the pledge until 1954, which means before that people were doing just fine without it
      No_AfterLife_2016 25 jan 2015
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    • To everyone saying "freedom of religion" I have somthing else to say: separation of church and state.
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    • It only offense you if you let it. Don't be a piss baby. Directed toward atheist who will comment with smart ass remarks/explanations which 99% of the time, I won't give a shit.
      That_guy173_2015 23 jan 2015
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    • Nope. Fuck off atheists. God is real and you can reply with hateful comments but I'll just ignore you guys because I don't care what you say. God is real and that's final.
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    • Ha I like how you say you won't judge religious people. Well the United States was founded out of religious freedom, so shut the fuck up. No I don't live in America but I get annoyed when I see this
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    • Keep on mind that the freedom of religion goes both ways, atheists say it should be taken out, but if taken out Christians will say it a restriction upon their freedoms. I am a neutral party just stating a thought I had.
      raingamer151_2016 20 jan 2015
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    • This is really sad😭
      LuLuLeann_2014 19 jan 2015
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    • Holy shit it's taken out of public schools. Where else do you say the pledge?
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    • I'm an athiest and I don't care
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    • I don't say the pledge because of that.
      asshair 16 jan 2015
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    • How about you go fuck yourself
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    • Its freedom of religion too us, and why do you care, you're an atheist anyway 😂😂
      eli1411_RIF 15 jan 2015
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    • No because, freedom of religion
      eli1411_RIF 15 jan 2015
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    • I very recently stopped muttering out the words of pledging my soul to a flag and nation. It should be removed
      Terribleu_2014 15 jan 2015
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    • I just skip the entire pledge.
      Atheismus_2016 13 jan 2015
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    • Like this comment we should take the pledge out of schools
      Steebizzle_2013 12 jan 2015
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    • I skip it every day!
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    • This is actually more of a symbol than a religious addition to the pledge. The words "under God" are only there because of a speech by Abraham Lincoln about Getisberg. It is technically in no way religious.
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    • I have stopped saying it and my friend actually tried to get me to say it. For the teacher, I secretly kind of am just waiting for her to be like say the pledge so I can tell her why I don't. (Just a little pay back for every damn Christian song we have had to sing in this choir) aka EVERY SONG.
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    • *God
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    • Above God stays in the pledge
      Dr_J__2014 10 jan 2015
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    • Keep it in the pledge and jail anyone who doesn't say it correctly.
      Starbuckssucks 10 jan 2015
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    • I think we have more important problems than two fucking words
      TappinV23_2017 10 jan 2015
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    • It should never be taken out it is a very important part of the pledge
      Batmanisbest 9 jan 2015
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    • I think it should..not everyone believes in him...but I'm not going to repub....I'll get hate,and u subs
      Obsesser_2014 9 jan 2015
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    • I think the pledge should not be required. I mean you're pretty much worshipping a flag/country.
      Sacred_potato 9 jan 2015
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    • Why shud it? I think it's perfect. Also it's under God not god <--- lower case is the demon
      Only_Luka_2014 9 jan 2015
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    • Man you are pretty against religion
      Marvin_Heemeyer 9 jan 2015
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    • I think it's ridiculous that schools cannot have anything religious and yet the pledge has that. And why are we forced to pledge allegiance to a flag every day of school?
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    • I'm very religious or in your terms a "dumbass" lol but I just subscribed cause I like seeing this side of the coin I guess I feel like it helps me better prepare myself for a debate :b
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    • It was not in the original pledge. It was added in 1951
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    • Never hot republish so fast
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    • Seeing as it wasn't there till mid last century. Its clearly unneeded. So why keep it?
      Artifakt_2017 6 jan 2015
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    • Is this really how sensitive people are? Look at the Middle East if you speak out against their religion you die. Be grateful that you aren't killed execution style for speaking your mind. Just saying guys it could be worse.
      Nica626_2014 6 jan 2015
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    • But... why? All you atheists are so sensitive. Lol
      joebobilly_BGRD 5 jan 2015
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    • Idc
      santo_suami 4 jan 2015
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    • I don't say that part of the pledge
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    • Lol kids here think religion violating the constitution is good. +facepalm+
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    • *looks at comment number* "683 HOLY FUCK"
      FireFox500_2014 4 jan 2015
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    • What pledge?
      Oliver_Hazard_Perry 3 jan 2015
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    • Yeah let's just delete the one thing that this country was based and built on
      the_tupac 2 jan 2015
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    • I personally don't give a shit
      zfrye0_2016 2 jan 2015
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    • How bout no
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    • Or you can just not give a shit like every other atheist out there.
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    • i just dont say it. its pretty easy lol.
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    • Our country was founded on a Christian base. Its stupid that people want to take religion out of school. We need religion to understand why the Pilgrims left to go to America. I saw a story of a school who took anything relating to God out of the Mayflower Compact. It made little to no sense
      Rick_Grimes_LOH 1 jan 2015
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