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    • Sweater vests are a pussy slayer man
      Respite 26 jun
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    • This is false. I wear the argyle all the time and I slay the pussy on a daily basis. The sex is getting old now
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    • So if I see a child in a pool a life vest will save me from them... noted
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    • Inaccurate information but go on
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    • Eww it's a girl. Virgin sheild activate
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    • depends on who's wearing the sweater vest
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    • Helllllllllaa wrong
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    • Bruh girl on right don't got eyebrows
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    • Nice Demetri Martin ripoff
      JeezWizz 27 jun
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    • wheezler 27 jun
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    • Idk that that vest could stop that round. Then again it’s just a normal round not fmj or steel tipped
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    • hietek 29 jun
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    • Isn't it funny how the "ill send nudes" accounts are created like 2-3 days ago and have like 2k subs? Like I've had this app for around 1.2 thousand days and have like 17 subs lmao.
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    • Tell that to Ted Bundy.
      GLoomis 27 jun
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    • What’s wrong with a sweater vest. Some guys wanna look nice not look like a Douche bag. Not saying that everything that isn’t formal is douche apparel but some guys wanna look nice, but wear what you wanna wear, you do you.
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    • You're still angry I fucked your mom AND your sister while wearing that vest? Get over it, I thought that ice cream cone I got you settled this
      Cacaonut 27 jun
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    • Stolen Demetri Martin joke
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    • Ned Flanders pulled hoes
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    • That Kevlar vest won’t be stopping rifles rounds nice try
      editor_ 29 jun
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    • Dimitri Martin joke
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    • Idk man, I’ve lost like 3.5 girls to sweater vest man.
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    • AirplaneFact!: Just for that, I'm wearing a vest and bowtie in my next YouTube video!! Women will LOVE it!!
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    • Are we gonna pretend Cyril figgus doesn’t exist
      Tantor1 27 jun
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    • Hey man, Peter wore vests and got mad pussy
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    • Demitri Martin joke
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    • Tell that to Akechi
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    • i’ll take your entire stock
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    • 2011 kind of meme
      MRboss112 27 jun
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    • my name is Cyril Figgis
      xbuddahx 27 jun
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    • You forgot the condom
      IRAGUY 26 jun
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    • LMAO i thiught this was one of those things where you gotta figure out the sentence by the pictures, let me go to sleep its 6 in the morning and im tired LSNIDJCJSJ
      Braandi 27 jun
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      Tomio 27 jun
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    • Vests protect from drowning, bullets and foursomes
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    • My dad got his first gf wearing that 3rd vest
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    • Daughters?
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    • The virginity vest
      Cumreo 27 jun
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    • diff pxssy
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    • Lieutenant Aldo Raine calls bullshit on your post
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    • Life jackets save you from children
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    • I ain’t gay but some dudes look good in a vest
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    • I have to wear that sweater because I go to a prep school and I still get the ladies
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    • This is false ladies love the sweater vest they even tell this on fairly odd parents
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    • I highly doubt that best will stop that bullet
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    • False! My vest doesn’t protect me from kids in pools
      teter96 30 jun
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    • Sweater vests are a great defense when being jumped by a few ladies.
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    • Actually the vest that the person is wearing is a light armor vest only meant to protect from handgun bullets and I’m pretty sure that didn’t come from a pistol
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    • This is an old ass demetri martin joke!! I heard it just earlier today
      jacaous 30 jun
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    • One of my exes used to love me in a sweater vest. She's not even the one that cheated so
      Bewbathis 30 jun
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    • Virginity saved
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    • HEADSHOT 45+xP
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    • If you wear a sweater vest I will straight up suck your goddamned cock because you 100% deserve it more than anyone who doesn't wear one.
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    • What u talkin about sweater vests are the shit
      Automatic 30 jun
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    • I would wear that vest to protect myself from that girl on the right
      Thebeian 30 jun
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    • BEGONE THOT!
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    • Ironically, the bottom is the most painful
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    • That’s false sweater vests are pussy magnets
      dibaddee 30 jun
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    • I wear a sweater vest. The reason i dont have a gf is because i dont want to. Im too busy with work and school. This summer im taking 16 units and in fall im taking 22 while working full time. I do 3 13 hour shifts as a park ranger so i dont have time for shit.
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    • I want one now wtf
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    • That vest may stop a 9mm but not a fucking .557
      Gleambo 30 jun
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    • It goes from hot to ugly
      TGUnshod 30 jun
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    • Those sweater vests are cute asf godamn
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    • Me: *see's last one* Also me: I'll take your Entire stock!
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    • One on the right a dude
      Cheeto22 29 jun
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    • Not if you go to a Christian school
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    • chewbue 29 jun
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    • Protects from whores?
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    • But I wana look classy while I fuck your mom
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    • That bullet is going through that vest no matter what
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    • For a second I thought it meant life jackets protect against children
      WHEEZEEE 29 jun
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    • I wore a sweater vest in high school and i tell you one thing i had a dste for every dance. She might have been my disabled cousin but i still grinded on that bitch like pepper on a salad
      SirWoodie 29 jun
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    • That bullet vest dont even look like it has metal plates in! Either that or they are waaaaay too thin to block that shoo ty boi
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    • Squire, I require my anti-simp vest, on the double, son.
      Sierra016 29 jun
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    • I thought it said life jackets protect you fr children at first
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    • That vest wouldn’t stop any bullet shaped like that.
      Mr_SteveS 29 jun
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    • White girl smiles?
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    • I’ll wear a sweater vest all day if it’ll keep that Sid the sloth no eyebrow having bitch away from me
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    • Nah my face is protection enough
      Qiester 29 jun
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    • That soft armor most likely won’t stop a rifle round
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    • The anti-thot vest
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    • Looks like a stab proof vest
      shark294 29 jun
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    • That vest would not stop that bullet
      Kind_Yang 29 jun
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    • Dont fuck with Blathers
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    • I have 2 of the 3 but get 3 of 3 results
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    • Bullshiz, Argyle gets the pussies poppin'. Im talking rain-slick
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    • virginity SECURED
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    • That vest aint stoppin that round
      FDobbs 29 jun
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    • way to steal Demetri Martins joke you dick!
      bren3669 29 jun
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    • Just roll the sleeves up past your elbows & that shits 👌
      Lilyee 29 jun
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    • The last one's not true. Trust me, I've worn all 3 at the same time and I had to fight to get out of all the beautiful women.
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    • Mmmm someone correct me if i’m wrong but that doesn’t look like a vest that can stop a rifle round, you need a plate carrier for that
      Pacman01 29 jun
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    • Good, the blonde is the only fuckable one anyways.
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    • Actually the middle one is wrong. It wont protect from rifle rounds. Just pistol rounds
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    • Vest protect from thots and bullots and also protect tots
      jaro718 29 jun
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