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    • Just do any of these: https://ifunny.co/fun/1d81CFzt6
      kjds 8 jul
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    • I pooped out a salami turd earlier, bitch was like 3 lbs and I decided to grab a bag and pull it out like a dog turd. Shit was hard as a rock.
      Humph 8 jul
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    • That's why you put toilet paper down before you poop, no splash my dudes
      M167641 8 jul
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    • Tfw you spend hours pushing and squirming trying to force out this massive blockade of supernatural feces and *ploop* a single pebble.
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    • Browsing memes in the shitter rn what a coincidence. It's hot af in here send toilet paper
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    • Disgrace 9 jul
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    • When the water is clapping more cheeks than you are
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    • Hell yeah it’s disgusting but....Have you ever gotten a Poseidon’s kiss in a porta potty? 🤮🤮
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    • Skecchi 8 jul
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    • Lmao just shit your pants so you won’t get that nasty doo doo water on you...
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    • Skrunky took a massive shit yesterday that tore through his ass. It was so big that it felt kinda gay pooping it out.
      Skrunky 8 jul
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    • This is called Poseidon’s kiss...
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    • put a piece of toilet paper on the surface of the water, it catches your poop
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    • WHEN I SHIT. My dick touch the wawtuh
      noaht198 8 jul
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    • You ever have a shit so rock hard it leaves you emotionally traumatized?
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    • A brick of shit? I’m not familiar with that unit of measurement... was it actually rectangular? Your asshole must be a geometry professor’s next obsession
      Uttdogg 8 jul
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    • One time I was so tired I threw the whole role of toilet paper in the toilet while holding the piece i just used
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    • You dropped joe biden in the toliet!? Lol
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    • Worse when it's already diarrhea water
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    • called the kiss of posideon
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    • I always put tp in first so that doesn't happen
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    • It hits you out of nowhere
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    • Footage 8 jul
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    • no lie i dropped a foot long log when shitting in a community center yesterday
      Lewert 8 jul
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    • Ah, the kiss of Poseidon.. I know it all too well
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    • It's called a neptunes kiss
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    • The funniest thing about this is the word “at”. He didn’t poop into the toilet, he pooped at it lol
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    • The one internet tip that really works
      Plado 8 jul
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    • Put a thin layer of toilet paper on the surface of the water then it rarely happens
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    • I always plug the toilet just by shitting
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    • Me: Drops soap in the prison bathroom My ass: 😶😧 Jail mates: 👉👌😈
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    • Lay a sheet of toilet paper inside to prevent splash backs and it can even silence your shits to prevent embarrassments in public restrooms.
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    • Literally just put toilet paper in the toilet before you start shitting
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    • here is a how to tip to know when someone loves shit jokes. they go on the internet in theyre moms basement. screaming out loud “I support sjws. I support blm. I get triggered when someone says make america great again”. I love mozart. thats why im into scatology. because mozart loves shit fetishes”
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    • Put some toilet paper down first and never have to experience this again. Also you will never be like oh shit out of toilet paper because you checked first
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    • This is proof I’m a water bender with a lack of control because I can water whip my ass like Katara whips Zuko.
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    • Poseidon’s kiss spares no mortal
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    • Idk why it pisses me off so bad when it happens
      iguana79 8 jul
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    • I always put a few layers of tissue on top the water beforehand
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    • im actually pooping rn
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    • At the toilet? Not IN?
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    • Poo poo
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    • I'm still laughing at "whole block of shit".
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    • Thas called posidans kiss
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    • This was the first rage comic
      Boat_Man 8 jul
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    • I just shit in my hand and throw it in the fridge
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    • Why is there a brick wall?
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    • I’m litterally pooping RN
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    • Ahh yes a meme made from another meme
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    • I have a playlist of funny YouTube videos that I watch when I’m constipated
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    • Can't relate. My poops touch the water before its done coming out, so I do t deal with splash back
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    • A whole block. That’s 64 pieces of shit
      Batmane 8 jul
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    • ever have that moment where flush the toilet before get up and the water splashes on your dick
      JAVELIN 8 jul
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    • Mermaids kiss.
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    • This literally happened as I read it
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    • Why is Of capitalized? Fix this.
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    • “I’m sittin on the toilet, I’m bout to take a doody and when the doody hits the water, the water hits mah booty”
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    • I was just on the toilet as I saw this
      Turoto 8 jul
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    • It must weigh at least 12 courics
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    • My magmatic stinky shit is seeping through my undies
      piss_ 8 jul
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    • Poseidons kiss
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    • That just fucking happened right before I scrolled to this meme
      agent_P 8 jul
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    • This made me pucker my asshole
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    • splash damage will happen u gotta accept it
      fidnsb 8 jul
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    • Doing it right now
      SenseiOG 8 jul
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    • Eat more fruit you fool
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    • Block? You should see a doctor
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    • Hehe feces
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    • Phexal 8 jul
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    • The sweet kiss of Poseidon.
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    • Sup
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    • Ah yes, pasidens kiss
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    • That’s bad but has it ever happened to you in a porta potty
      Vateus 11 jul
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    • It’s called the “Kiss of Poseidon”
      Iczelion 11 jul
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    • Taking a shit rn
      cringeinc 11 jul
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    • What if we... 🙈😖💘 Posiden Kissed 💞👀👅🔥in a bathroom stall 😘🤭🙊😻 during lunch???
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    • DolansASS 11 jul
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    • On the toilet shittin blocks call it Minecrap
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    • Porta-Jon coolaid
      jjbslamn 11 jul
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    • The kiss of Poseidon
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    • You squeeze it off in segments
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    • That one vine: “I’m sitting on the toilet, and I have to take a dooty. My dooty hit the water, the water hit my booty”
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    • Ahh The Witch's kiss.
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    • Yoo im shitting rn wtf
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    • Put toilet paper in first rookies
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    • Layer the surface of the water with toilet paper
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    • Yall.. all you have to do is line the toilet water with toilet paper, make sure you poop on the toilet paper. Your poop will sink the toilet paper and you will no longer ever get poop water splashed up on you, I realized this one year ago and have been doing this ever since
      yooyooy 10 jul
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    • Poseidons Kiss
      ashitpile 10 jul
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    • Must be nice. I've had diarrhea for like 2 weeks now.
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    • Bruh, you gotta just throw some toilet paper in the bowl before goin, it acts like a safety net for the shit, works every time.
      Unlcuky 10 jul
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    • Poesiden's kiss: when the toilet water gets your ass. Tip to prevent: take 2-3 wraps of tp and put it in the toilet
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    • Poseidon's kiss
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    • Anyone else shit squares? Yeah, me neither.
      geexd125 10 jul
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    • Me after
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