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IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED,
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST.
IF YOU ARE ANXIOUS,
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE.
IF YOU ARE AT PEACE,
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT.
LAO Tzu
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    • I’m time traveling back and forth so fucking fast
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    • I am depressed because my gf just broke Up with me, my school grades are shit, and I am not loved, I'm anxious cause I don't know whats after death and its terrifying, and I'm at peace cause I don't give two shits anymore.
      datboi13 16 jan
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    • What if you’re anxious and depressed
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    • I’m depressed because I was molested when I was a kid and I’ve buried the emotions for too long and I’m afraid I’ll never really recover. This isn’t a joke I just have no one to talk to
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    • If you suck penis, you are gay
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    • I’m anxious and depressed so it cancels out. PEMDAS.
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    • This > Cardi b’s music
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    • Let me just tell my chronic illnesses to fuck off then 😂
      waddles 16 jan
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    • Confucius says “fall asleep with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger”
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    • Sun Tzu Say : Kung Pao peniS
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    • One of my close friends just died, I’ve never had anxiety before and now I deal with it everyday. I would take being depressed over this shit anyday. My heart goes out to anyone having to deal with either and god forbid both of these demons
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    • What if I’m depressed about my future and anxious about my past catching up with me?
      posiden72 16 jan
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    • Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called present. - Master Oogway
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    • You can be depressed by thinking that you will be a failure in the future
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    • damn bruh im really livin in the past and future at the same time
      Ketameen 17 jan
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    • Nah man, serotonin doesnt fucking exist in me and thats why im depressed
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    • You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
      Spaz88 16 jan
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    • You are a laosy philosopher
      deritas 16 jan
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    • I don’t shit cuz it comes out a dude’s ass and tbh that’s pretty gay. - Confucius
      Spaz88 16 jan
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    • All 3 type beat?
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    • Then to be depressed and anxious is to be human. Its our curse.
      Fungus69 16 jan
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    • I bet lao tzu didn't know any Neuroscience
      Cacaonut 16 jan
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    • Damn why didn’t anxious people warn us about 9/11
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    • Not letting go of my past mistakes is what keeps me depressed
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    • DarkPit 16 jan
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    • Depressed cuz I'm not happy right now dumbass ching chong
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    • Then call me a time traveler baybeeee
      Apothaco 17 jan
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    • Where the fuck are the end quotations. For all I know, his own name, the like/comment counter, and the ad at the bottom of the screen are all part of the quote.
      Redkryypt 17 jan
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    • I am the master of all 3 time periods
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    • Here’s a great way to live in the present: Get $100k from a loan shark and blow it all on strippers. Don’t be anxious about your kneecaps! That’s living in the future.
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    • I’m anxious and depressed because of childhood trauma and emotional abuse sooo
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    • So if I’m depressed and anxious do I just take the L?
      MrWaddles 16 jan
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    • I'm living in all but the present. 😎👍
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    • Call me triple point, cuz I'm in each state at once
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    • I’m depressed because I feel lost as I don’t know what to do with my life. I feel like I’ve lost my “purpose” and I just now ‘exist’ and nothing more
      ya_boiy 18 jan
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    • If I was gay, I would be gay
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    • Man don't you love it when ancient Chinese philosophers speak English?
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    • Call me a time traveler then
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    • I am now time. I am everything that has and will ever happen. Gaze into my vast beauty.
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    • Then I’m a time traveling Marty McFly rootin’ tootin’ hoverboard hootin’ son of a bitch I tell ya h’what
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    • If you are taking a shit, it’s time to wipe.
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    • This assumes that the present is pleasant. If you're in debt, lonely, hate your job, etc. you're not gonna be st peace in the present.
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    • What if I’m suicidal
      5onathan 16 jan
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    • Why not both?
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    • Multi-track drifting
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    • Yeah if you're depressed just get over it you can't change the past. If you're anxious don't worry about it it's probably not gonna happen. Just chill and think about the now.
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    • Well what happens if I'm depressed and anxious at the same time am I traveling back and forth at the speed of light
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    • Or I'm just depressed
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    • Looks like I’m in the fucking stone age
      HummerH3 16 jan
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    • Yo I can time travel!
      ono75 16 jan
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    • Unless your present situation fuckin sucks
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    • Man, I'm time traveling to the future and the past
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    • Lao Tzu was an article about leaders like thousands of years ago
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    • All you're making me do is think about what in the past got me depressed and what in the future got me anxious. My present ain't got no peace, so fuck that.
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    • Being anxious isn’t bad, being nervous is. Being nervous is almost as if you don’t want to do it, where as being anxious you are excited and can’t wait to do it. Just my two cents.
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    • Wise words. That’s why I’m gonna get $100k from a loan shark and blow it all on strippers this weekend.
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    • I am depressed and anxious. I have transcended the 4th dimension.
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    • I'm living in 3030
      MilesDiaz 16 jan
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    • The same guy also said, "a journey of a thousand miles begins with one step," so idk maybe he had a fit bit or something.
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    • maybe im depressed bc i work a shit job with shit pay, driving a shit car that breaks sonething else every week and i dont have $2,000 to fix the trans after having to pay for another semester of over priced tuition
      Titanic 16 jan
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    • wholesome wednesday
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    • I must be living in the year 9999 then. “BC or AD?” Me: “Yes”
      Nexxarian 16 jan
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    • What’s having a crisis?
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      Mmm, I’ll be anxious
      LewdJews 16 jan
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    • man I'm depressed and anxious im just everywhere
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    • Dude I've never been one to be a self diagnosed depressed/anxiety ridden person but fuck has it hit. My ex and I broke up after 2 years in august but I still continued seeing her and then she tells me why we broke up and it turns out she got diagnosed with a brain tumor. I tried my hardest to suppor
      x_mex 16 jan
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    • I'm sad because I have no friends and spend all of my time outside of work alone because no one cam stand to be around me.
      Joshfish6 16 jan
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    • He never said that
      symeonw 16 jan
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    • I'm depressed because I can't accept the fact that my friends are actually my friends even though I am conscious of the whole situation.
      Felkin 16 jan
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    • What if I'm depressed and anxious?
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    • What if you're depressed about how fucked your life is in the present...
      SuperCrap 16 jan
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    • What if you’re all of them
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    • I’m depressed and anxious, so my living in the future and in the past cancel each other out therefore I’m living in the present and therefore at peace.
      Cowboy88 16 jan
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    • No, YOU live in a society. I live in Catboy containment and observation tank #9339
      GreyNovus 16 jan
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    • Damn bois. I'm fucking everywhere.
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    • I find it funny that at any and every point of time, from that perspective, it’s always been now.
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    • What about depressed and anxious?
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    • Now is the most important thing but tomorrow is the scariest and yesterday is the saddest
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    • Why can’t you say “oriental” anymore?
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    • I'm in the past present and future
      Kasze 16 jan
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    • if you are living in all three, i want to know what combination of drugs you took and where I can find them
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    • Ok thanks, this is basically in the definition of the words but how about you tell me how to fucking fix it.
      MagicTie 16 jan
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    • Not only had this been featured before, a better version was featured before https://ifunny.co/fun/3DEIzKtt6
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    • I’m so anxious I’m out here living in 2059
      MushyOwl 16 jan
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    • What if you’re both
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    • Ok bommer.
      letstryit 16 jan
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    • Ima be honest, this is retarded and doesn’t make sense
      GodKirby 16 jan
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    • omg i love your pfp , you would make my whole world if you subbed to me selena666
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    • I want to be at peace, but schools giving me anxiety. And it doesn’t help that I have ADD
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    • I’m angry so where do I lie on the chart???
      MRaidsman 19 jan
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    • I’m anxious because I have chair auditions this Thursday
      Memeclod 19 jan
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    • I’m currently in a depression state cause I saw Rise of Skywalker, laughed all the way to Wendy’s, then got home and shutdown. Not to sure how long all be in in this hole I dug but I’ll get out.
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    • Wow everyone is “depressed” like shut the fuck some of you god damn
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    • Wax on wax off
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