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    • And the horses and earthquakes and hurricanes and sea monsters.
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    • He used to control the earth itself when it was covered mostly in water. Zeus the sky, Poseidon the surface, Hades what was below
      Aebec 15 aug
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    • I made this when the meme was popular
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    • he also controls the speed at which lobsters die
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    • Hades: I — —- control the ——- — ——- ———— die
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    • I can not control the rate of which lobsters die
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    • Fucked a cyclops
      Gelos_ 10 aug
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    • Poseidon actually is an Earth god more than a Sea god. But essentially Poseidon is in charge of the entire earth, which is why he was much more important in the early days of Greek religion. No one gave a fuck about Zeus.
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    • Wrong...Kelpy G-esus rules the seas.
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    • Poseidon is actually the strongest of the Greek gods he just chooses not to boast or be a dick about it
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    • The original is " i controll the speed at which lobsters die".
      symon123 9 aug
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    • Hades: I control the die
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    • Can confirm this is true
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    • If the birds all work for BUSH... and Zeus controls the sky and by default I assume the birds... does that mean that Bush is Zeus. Cause if so I am not happy with the gods.
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    • Bandislro 11 aug
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    • Poseidon controls over 71% of Earth, 60% of the Human’s body. Of course excluding all the water in space.
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    • Posiden controlled more of earth than Zeus did, y’all forget that
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    • zeus when he has discovered a new crustacean
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    • Hades: I control the die
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    • Considering that 71% of the world is covered in water and that 95% of all water is found in oceans and seas, I'd say that Poseidon would be the strongest of his siblings
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    • This is art
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    • Poseidon is arguably the most powerful Olympic hod
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    • He’s got aqua man
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    • Zeus is also the king of all the gods but imo Poseidon is a fucking badass so is Hades
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    • Nah that’s The Deep
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    • Poseidon was always the coolest god in my books
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    • I can not controller the rate at which lobsters die
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    • Considering the Earth is mostly water, Poseidon actually controls quite a bit
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    • As my Greek Myth professor put it, Poseidon is in control of RAW UNTAMED POWER. Essentially he has a lot of things he's in control of, not just the sea.
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    • I concur
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    • Dont forget the horses
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    • Fun fact: Posiden and Hades were very competitive towards each other so when it came time to figure out which realm they were going to rule over, the boasted to each other about the realms they were given even though they didn't like it( Posiden wanted to rule the Underworld and Hades, the ocean)
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    • NotTheSpy 10 aug
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    • Jordan Peterson be like
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    • Titanic was an inside job by Poseidon to free the lobsters
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    • Hades: I control the die
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    • If the Percy Jackson series thought us anything it's that Poseidon controls a hell of a lot more than "the lobster"
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    • *Jordan Peterson has joined the chat
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    • Poseidon is a bad ass
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    • Hades: I control the die
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    • Poseidon is the coolest.
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    • It may not seem much but it is very powerful
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    • I'm pretty sure Poseidon is gonna send a Tsunami your way for this meme
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    • When Poseidon was like the most powerful god because fucking everything was done on ships or was on the coast
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    • Bruh Poseidon is fucking terrifying, homeboi could easily challenge Zeus for top spot
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    • I actually like this meme format
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    • I control the lobsters. THE LOBSTERS!
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    • Aqua man: i control the fish
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    • Who else watched Clash of the Titans that movie was fire
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    • POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM
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    • i believe poseidon and hades drew straws for the ocean and poseidon won. idk tho
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    • Is it weird that the redactions make it easier to read in Josh's voice?
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    • *Jordan Peterson
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    • Also Jordan Peterson
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    • That awkwardmoment when Poseidon is the strongest of the three
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    • White people in the 1700s “I control the /\/inoon”
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    • Why did this meme EVER die out!
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    • Hades: I control the die!
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    • Zeus: I CONTROL THE
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    • The Deep talking to his boy but then he gets stabbed :(
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    • Poseidon: I CONTROL WHERE ODYSSEUS GOES CAUSE FUCK HIM
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    • I DO NOT CONTROL THE RATE AT WHICH LOBSTERS DIE
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    • We need to end racism!! 🤠🤜🏼🤛🏾🐵
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    • I don’t control the speed at which lobsters die.
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    • Poseidon is also the god of horses because you know greece
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    • I control the dying
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    • Poseidon was the strongest god FYI
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    • Hades is ironically the most chill Greek God.
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    • Hermes: I ** *** control the speed ** ***** ******** ***
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    • He rules the majority of the planet.
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    • This format was underrated
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    • Poseidon ain’t aqua man. Hell fuck your shit up, give you earthquakes, cause hurricanes and get your dead body eaten by a kraken.
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    • Posiedon wins. Lobsters are delicious
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    • Hades got fucked over by his bros
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    • Bring out the dancing lobsters
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    • Tbh posiden is probably the strongest
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    • Honestly the whole subtitles would have worked just fine
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    • He also controls the speed at which they die
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    • Hades always geta a bad rap. But tbh hes one of the least asshole gods
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