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    • Noon lol
      iBaked 1 oct
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    • Google and Apple gonna delete that app in 3...2...1....
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    • Legitimately almost got kidnapped 3 times in the past six months or so, terrible part of town. Is this real?
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    • Noon lol
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    • invest in G U N, its more effective that praying the police will get to you before your murderer/kidnapper is done doing the deed. Women have purses so its even easier for them to carry than a man.
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    • Haha, noon
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    • Guys, not everyone is old enough to get a conceal carry license and in a lot of states, that’s the only way you can carry. I’ve got another six months til I can get my conceal carry, so I have pepper spray on me at all times, but something like this would be nice to have too.
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    • Noon
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    • Noon you say?
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    • That's actually a great idea.
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    • K but you hold the button until you feel safe but if you release the button they send the cops? And if you dont input a code they send the cops? How do you cancel the cops if you feel safe..
      bubbarush 30 sep
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    • How about a gun?
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    • i’m a dude but that’s just such a cool idea i’m about to download it
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    • Noon lol
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    • I'm a guy and I'd use this
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    • This is actually a really useful app
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    • Noonlight also has compatability with TASER Pulse+. It's a perfect combo for those who live in states where handgun carry isn't allowed or hard to get/you are below the age required to carry but still want to stay safe
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    • I have this on my phone because I take a lot of nighttime walks/runs, and the police station is fairly close to my neighborhood. makes me feel safer. I also have a 50lb trained pitbull who comes with me but the app is cool too
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    • Haha noon
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    • Nigga light
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    • I can think of a time when I would've used this. 5am, in winter, in a shitty area, in a mostly empty parking garage. Nobody around, no noises, but my hair stood up. I had to get out the back and go down a pitch black alley to get to safety.
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    • Noon
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    • Ohio’s gun and knife laws are very strict for a pro trump, pro gun state, for instance if you keep a pocket knife in your pocket it’s considered concealing a deadly weapon and they’ll get you for a felony and you’ll do some hard time. But you can open carry. So I always open carry a good sized
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    • Niggalight
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    • Haha noon
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    • Noon
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    • N word light
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    • Or ya know a gun works too. Hard to kidnap someone with a bullet in your head
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    • Haha gnoon
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    • A gun is instant, cops take time.
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    • Just get a gun lol
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    • But that's what this 1911 is for
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    • Still going to take them 5-20 min to get there
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    • I have something better than this. It's called "gun"
      Shaylin 1 oct
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    • ****light
      willgnyc 1 oct
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    • Fr this is a amazing app
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    • What if ur phone dies while holding it?
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    • haha noon
      brnrbrnr 1 oct
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    • So like, how do you exit the app
      Flubnub3 1 oct
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    • Tinder has it somewhat built in? Like it shows a thing that "this person is protected by Noonlight"
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    • What if I like let go for a second?
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    • Or, now hear me out, use a gun.
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    • What idiot featured a ad
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    • Last winter a huge storm hit my small town and I ended up going to the store for some essentials like batteries for when the power cut out (it did). As I was heading back running through the snow a giant white van I saw at the gas station pulled down the street I took, so I took a road that (1/2)
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    • Stan nutted on his weed lol
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    • But how do you release it if you're safe?
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    • But gun?
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    • The niggalight team
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    • Or you can shoot them like a real american
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    • lol try to creep someone out and they call the police and then they get in trouble for wasting the police's time for a false alarn
      snorty 1 oct
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    • Great idea until some bitches see a guy walking behind them and get the cops called because someone’s trying to walk home
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    • Life 360 does this as well
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    • Not much use if the police is defunded
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    • R a p e light = noonlight
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    • Wait but, what if you’re holding the button because you feel unsafe and someone comes to sexually assault you and force you to take your finger off, wouldn’t it just assume you’re safe since you’re no longer pressing the button?
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    • noon
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    • Bitches don’t understand that if someone wants to noon/kidnap you they will anyway doesn’t matter that you got an app, paper spray erc
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    • I don’t want the police to know my location, no thanks.
      PoThePo 4 oct
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    • The fact that my name is Tori and my number is close to that is weird as frick.
      Lampcap 3 oct
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    • Takes the police an average of 27 minutes to respond. It takes a 9mm only .008 seconds to reach the target. Chose wisely
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    • Thank you. That was very cash money of you
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    • This is a wonderful idea
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    • The avg amount of crimes has been going down since the 80s but thanks to the news people think it's more dangerous then ever
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    • Imagine how many false police calls they got
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    • What if my finger gets tired
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    • So I’m just the only one that’s gonna talk about the missed 389 messages
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    • How does it work exactly?
      Yatsuto 2 oct
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    • FYI! If you own an iPhone of the newer models, you can press and hold the power button and the volume down key simultaneously, and it will emergency countdown from 5 Seconds! Depending on your model phone, it may be loud.
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    • How does it work with ads?
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    • I have one of those buttons... it’s on my glock 29 SF 10mm
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    • lemonn this app seems so nice
      prunne 1 oct
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    • Downloaded this after I saw it
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    • It’s a cool idea but I’m too broke for it.
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    • Just carry a gun so you wont die before the cops come. They wont arrive in time
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    • What if you forget the pin
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    • Arm yourself too, since the police are only human they’ll take time to get to you.
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    • Yep, and if a guy uses it they will be laughed at.
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    • All fine until ur drunk, open this, click it, and have the whole cities swat team descend on you
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    • noon
      Kasagure 1 oct
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    • Wait how do you stop it from calling the police if you end up getting home safe or something is that what the pin does?
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    • It’s actually called SafeTrek now, I use it a lot.
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    • Noon
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    • Sucks that the police have to go there with zero information about the threat. If you let it go while in a moving car, they’d show up to the location you were at 5 minutes ago with no clue what the car looks like or that you were even in a car
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    • id feel more safe with my finger on a trigger
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    • Thank you
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    • I use “Bond” it’s 100% more effective! You can even FaceTime an agent and they will record too! Meaning you can flip the camera to your aggressor and catch their face! If you download Bond, make sure you refer your family to it that way you all get it for free!
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    • Nice shitlord cropping
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    • I have this app too cuz I have a real fear of parking garages
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    • You know what works better than this? A ccl and a g19.
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    • noon
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      kanep0e 1 oct
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    • Noonlight? What the fuck is the noon for? Ped-olight?
      AlThePal 1 oct
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    • Or maybe carry a gun
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    • Looked it up for shits n giggles. I think it’s stupid to have in-app purchases for this app. You really gonna make people pay to feel safe? Tf is this, Boston?
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    • I use this as a T1Diabetic and it’s really useful when my sugar is low and I could easily pass out. It sends useful info like if I’ve moved in the past couple of minutes to signal if I’m unconscious
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    • Noon lol
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    • Nah. All cops are bastards. They will show up and join the rapists if you are a minority.
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