• Disney World is reopening in July
because they will not stop until they
have killed everyone's parents.
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    • This is why Disney bought Spiderman from sony
      DatZtuff 3 jul
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    • Only 99.9 percent of us will survive
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    • Anna and Elsas parents were pretty dumb ngl
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      No_Sauce_ 3 jul
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    • Then when the fuck are we supposed to open? We're going to see spikes in cases whenever we open. Get fucking real dude.
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    • Disney could have opened months ago, the only reason they didn’t is because of the bad press these whiny, moral high ground clinging fuckers would have rained down upon them
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    • No ones forcing you to go there. If you’re so scared of the virus stay inside until the vaccine comes out in 2 years to never. We’re going to go live our lives
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    • I’m going to Disney world in August. Idc about covid I’m going on space mountain bitch
      Facetasm 3 jul
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    • Unless you’re like 40 there’s a 99.95% chance your parents will survive even if they get corona. That’s not to say that they shouldn’t be smart and wear face masks and socially distance but it’s bullshit to say that Disney is kil ling people by reopening. If you are that scared...then just don’t go.
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    • oh no, a disease that's slightly to only an incredibly small group of people. that's a first. everyone go into lockdown so that in a year when we let everyone out, diseases we have built up immunity to will be deadly because we havent had exposure to anything.
      KdawgTB 3 jul
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    • Good, I no longer care, last i heard you can only catch it once, and I'm tired of this shit already, gonna infect everyone
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    • I live in Florida. We are hurting because of the lack of tourism and too much unemployment.
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    • Why the fuck do they have to change splash mountain
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    • Rapunzel's parents aren't dead!!!! 🦀🦀🦀🦀
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    • Not gonna lie, out of all of those Bambi’s was the one that fucked me up the most. Like damn
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    • Disney is good because it teachs kids not to have kids themselves or they'll die a horrible and painful death.
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    • Parents are illegal
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    • Gonna keep that mom with the dump truck alive tho 😩
      Cr1tikal 3 jul
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    • It’s not like the virus is super fucking deadly. It has a high ass survival rate, so if you wanna be scared and live inside forever then go ahead
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    • It’s not like they are forcing you to go... if you want to go there, you should be held accountable not the company
      Swagkage 3 jul
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    • Comparing disney to other florida theme parks, they should be fine. I've been to other major florida parks since it started and they have employees going everywhere cleaning everything constantly. Not to mention they have people squirting hand sanitizer pretty much everywhere. 1/2
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    • People will flock there too as numbers continually reach heights. People think cause the death rate is down it’s cool, but the virus attacks healthcare workers. How easily you think you’ll get over it without a doctor? What if you do need a respirator? What if you’re an unlucky one?
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    • Just watched frozen 2 and ngl it really makes their parents look like assholes. Like what was the deal with their mom? Did she have ice powers too? I mean there must have been an ice spirit before elsa right???? And if thats true why didnt she say anything, she could have helped her understand!
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    • Only 99.9% will survive
      bill1212 3 jul
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    • Damn- Elsa and Anna’s mom’s genes beat the shit out of their dad’s
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    • If Disney wants to relate more to today's audience, then they need to make more movies with the parents just straight dumping their kids cause this is becoming the norm.
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    • I really love that they were like "How do we make them know she is Elsa and Anna's mom?" Just hit copy and paste
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    • Government mandated pro quarantine post. Move along Ramirez
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    • Bambi 😭
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    • At least I get my job back
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    • Anyone have a discord server where we could just chill and talk with people while playing games, or just chill?
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    • Fuckers need to get on with life.
      pinbalI 3 jul
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    • The bottom left picture was found in Epstein’s drawer
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    • Peepvids 3 jul
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    • Coronavirus has been blown out of proportion and the 100 something thousand deaths are ridiculously over exaggerated. Doctors even came out and said they got paid more money if they said somebody does from Covid. So they started liking on their reports. It's a a scam.
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    • SPOOON MAN COME TOGETHER ON MY HANDS
      alexmig 3 jul
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    • How did LILO and Nani’s parents die again?
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    • Aurora's parents are still alive.
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    • I have to admit with a heavy heart, my job just finished up powder coating the last of their Covid19 dividers that were required for them to open. I have helped release hell.
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    • Whoopsies, looks like your parents have a darker skin tone. Looks like they are destined to fucking die
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    • Anna and Elsa's parents are alive and also Tarzan's parents
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    • The fact people believe it's only to a small group, or slightly, shows how misinformed they are.
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    • That's bs again. Everyone needs to chill tf out about the kung flu
      Slugzor 3 jul
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      G0DDESS 3 jul
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    • Covid19 is never going away... Masks won't cure it, a vaccine won't stop it anymore than flu shots have stopped flu deaths. We have to learn to deal with it because it is here to stay.
      Dekkren 6 jul
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    • Your government mandated covid scare meme
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    • Too late for me dawg
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    • I keep telling people that Disney is evil
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    • No its actually cause Disney makes all their money on their theme parks. Stonks.
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    • The reason dead parents is a theme in Disney movies, is because Walt Disney kiIIed his mother
      Tmayer79 6 jul
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    • Government mandated pro-shutdown meme
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    • They are changing splash mountain to the princess and the frog because of protests. It’s dumb
      Cam_Fam 6 jul
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    • Oh god I’m a Disney charecter
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    • Don’t be stupid
      KStitch 6 jul
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    • Gotta appreciate the grind.
      SCHN00L 6 jul
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    • bro...
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    • Hey kid, you wanna be a superhero or the main character of a Disney movie? You know what you gotta do *hands kid an AR*
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    • Thankfully there’s no real threat out there.
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    • Fuck
      Angelak 6 jul
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    • Mufasa and Bambi's mom really should be here man :/
      Reborn96 6 jul
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    • DARK
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    • Let just keep everything closed and let the economy collapse further great logic
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    • Yeah I’m going because fuck it. I’m there in animal kingdom day 1. July 11th if anyone is bold enough to find me I’ll be dressed like Kermit the frog next to miss piggy
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    • This includes Hamilton....
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    • I guess we will live our lives on sheltered homes forever because of a virus with a 99% survival rate. Case are always gonna spike. Because the virus isnt just gonna disappear one day.
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    • mufasa wake up
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    • I have said it before and I will say it again, IF YOU ARE WORRIED THEN STAY HOME!
      Ryguy_fm 5 jul
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    • Do you all remember last year where the biggest God damn problem we faced was that Tom Hollands spider man wasn't going to be in the MCU anymore? I want to go back
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    • Wait....so am I a Disney princess? They’re already dead so now I demand a crown and a castle
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    • 90’s Disney movies were frickin horror films
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    • Anna and Elsa were hot, but I’d absolutely RAIL their mom
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    • Because that's a child's worst nightmare
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    • Tarzan is Anna and elsas brother
      Stalin 5 jul
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    • The economy is dying and if gran gran is too fucking stupid to stay inside let natural selection take its course it’s all bullshit
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    • We either live our lives or die our deaths, Corona not withstanding.
      Vyverjet 5 jul
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    • Oof
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    • But Disney, you should have savings for a rainy day like the rest of us paycheck-to-paycheck Americans
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    • Walt disneys mom died when he was little so thats why at least the mom is dead in the stories
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    • People are sending in test swabs that were run under a tap water sink and getting positive results. My friends have been tested positive with zero symptoms. I’m not saying this virus isn’t bad, and it won’t kiII you, but don’t believe everything you see and read online.
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    • CHARACTER. DEVELOPMENT.
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    • I’m past caring at this point. If getting COVID will harm you, then stay at home, the rest of us want to go back to work
      MrMister 5 jul
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    • Why is it that a meme can say k!ll but boy if you say it in a comment it won’t post.....
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    • But that's where their money comes from...
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    • "Oh no!! We cant control everyone!! Lets act offended that other people are choosing to take risks."
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    • That's not funny man I cried for some of thoughs deaths I don't know why I just get very emotional about Disney deaths
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    • "Nooooo the government can't open things back up I dont wanna go to work!!"
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    • You fuckin losers actually think nothing should ever open again
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    • Disney is closed because they are hosting the NBA games
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    • False
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    • It's the circle of life
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    • I think these spikes are just people committing suicides because they’re so done with living around butthurt people who demand they wear masks. And then they somehow get filed as a “coronavirus casualty”.
      20Gabe02 5 jul
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    • No kidding
      sokudo54 5 jul
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    • Brave
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    • No.. No.. Anything but LILO' and STITCH!!!
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    • "Oh no I left my house and gathered around people who are likely to survive and will now die of coronavirus! It's your fault!"
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