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Let's all take a moment and thank biology that our
internal organs don’t itch.
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Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your
brain just tells you it's fine the same way it tells you
not to bite off your fingure even though you can
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that's... frustrating
tenacious-brii e
Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn't it do that
for menstrual cramps
Cause you bitches took the apple
Source: just-shower-thoughts
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    • Not to mention that everybody basically shits out their stomach lining every 3 days
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    • I'm glad everyone on tumblr has a biology degree, digestion is mostly muscle contractions called peristalsis and chemical reactions, also these reactions occur via protein signaling and not nerve impulses. "Digestion is actually painful" has got to be one of the most retarded things I've ever heard.
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    • This isn’t true what so ever, the inside of your stomach doesn’t have the same type of nerves to process pain like the ones on your skin. fucking retards on tumblr.
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    • Because digestion isn't actually painful and people on Tumblr are just full of shit
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    • Pain is litterally the release of chemicals in the brain to tell meatbags something is wrong. Digestion isn't "painful" and the brain ignores it, the brain is what creates the effect of pain. That is total bullshit.
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    • fun fact: this is bullshit. we dont have sensory nerves in our digestive tract. so how would we ever know it was painful? our brain literally receives no input on feeling from there.
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    • If something doesn’t FEEL PAINFUL, then it’s not, because that’s what pain is. Digestion isn’t painful, because no pain is inflicted.
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    • Digestion isn’t painful retards, your gut is lined with mucus that keeps you from digesting your own stomach
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    • This was proven wrong by the way. Digestion isn’t painful because your intestines are filled with waste consuming bacteria that break down the food, on top of being lined with a thin gel like substance to allow for smooth movement through the digestive system. It’s impossible for your brain to (1/2)
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    • How do you fuck up spelling finger that bad? Stop copy and pasting random facts from Wikipedia to sound smart Tumblr tards
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    • You ever get that shit though where it feels like you bone itches? Wtf body?
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    • Stupid ass fake tumblr facts really piss me off
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    • Because it’s not the organ part of the uterus that hurts it’s the muscle part cuz it’s having a cramp. You brain doesn’t silence muscle cramps because that’s bad for muscles and you should stop.
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    • Yeah you can bite your finger off as easily as you bite into a carrot, your brain just doesn't let you lol
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    • Eve was a bitch and when I get to heaven she’s catching these hands
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    • But does anyone else get those random itches that literally feel like its under your skin and no matter how much you scratch the spot it still itches?
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    • Can we get a real answer and not this bible-pusher shit?
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    • I love the built in bullshit alerts they put on social media sites like Tumblr. Everytime you see "interesting fact" or "fun fact", you know it's absolute bullshit posted by someone who thinks their smart but actually learns all their trivia from Tumblr shit posts.
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    • Okay but do I really trust information from somebody who misspelled finger?
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    • Source of the 'fun fact' : Trust me bro..
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    • Humans can’t actually bite easily through a human finger as a carrot, the force required for carrots is less than 200 Newton’s while a finger is almost 1.833. Humans bite at 500-1,178, that is bullshit by tumbler
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    • That's not true. Your brain tells you digestion isn't painful because it isn't. If it was, your brain would tell you, that's how the brain works
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    • Not true, there are no pain receptors in the digestive tract and any pain is felt through visceral sensory, which is a vague pain of an area, like a stomach ache
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    • But if you don’t feel pain from it, then it’s not painful. Just sayin
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    • Your body says "hey you arent allowed to not procreate stop being a virgin"
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    • The force it takes to bite through a raw carrot is the same force it takes to bite through your fingers.
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    • I wish that digestion thing was actually true, or that it made any sense at all. But it doesn’t. Oh well
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    • The majority of fucking features now are shitty Tumblr and Reddit posts. If I wanted to see Reddit and Tumblr posts, I'd fucking download Reddit and Tumblr.
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    • This doesn’t make sense. Digestion can’t be painful but the brain chooses to ignore the pain receptors. It doesn’t work that way
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    • Pain is physical suffering or discomfort caused by illness or injury so if you aren’t feeling the pain it isn’t painful
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    • Literally ur stomach has lining that protects it the pain thing is bullshit
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    • Your brain doesn’t tell you digestion is fine. You just don’t have any nerve endings on the inside of your stomach. You do have them on the vaginal wall though as you can tell not only when you have a period but an orgasm.
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    • FF: largest external organ is your skin
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    • The reason it doesn’t do that for me strap cramp is because biology attempts to reenforce the aspect of reproducing by making the feeling of not having a baby in you hurt. And make the only way for the pain really now come by getting pregnant.
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    • Period shits are the absolute worst
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    • Fun fact: you would feel it if its painful, that's kinda what pain is for, to let you know something's wrong
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    • Fun fact pain is your sensory nerves communicating with your brain that something is wrong with your body and digestion is not painful because its a natural part of living.
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    • Fun fact: biting off your finger would take around the same force to bite off a carrot
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    • You know I bet Adam ate the apple and blamed eve. That’s why men have an Adam’s apple stuck in their throat, God’s funny like that...
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    • It’s finger not fingure
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    • I’m currently shitting out my stomach lining
      Biggy 12 may
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    • So we’re just going to completely ignore the fact that he spelled “finger” as “fingure”
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    • Pretty sure your body is basically "birthing" the lining it built up in the uterus, since it's not needed if you aren't pregnant. It's like mini-labor but your body is just purging uterine lining. That's why it hurts. It's mini-labor
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    • Book of Genesis [3:16] To the woman he said, "I will greatly increase your pangs in childbearing; in pain you shall bring forth children, yet your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you."
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    • Menstrual cramps are your body's punishment for not reproducing
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    • If you don’t feel it, is it actually painful?
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    • Unless you have a bowel disorder then digestion is extremely painful
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    • But itching is from skin irration right? So it wouldn’t happen within organs cause it’s not like our skin? Idk, I think I’m making up some bullshit
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    • Well if digestion hurt you wouldn’t eat therefore you would die. It is advantageous for menstrual cramps to hurt because it give more incentive to get pregnant
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    • No actually that’s completely wrong but ok Tumblr
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    • No, digestion is not “supposed” to be painful, your body uses pain to alert you to threats, which is why your stomach DOES hurt when you eat shit you shouldn’t put into your body and DOESNT when you eat healthy food like you’re supposed to
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    • This is completely untrue. Why does made up shit like this circulate.
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    • Wrong. There’s no nerve endings inside of your organs. However there are nerve endings in some parts of the reproductive system.
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    • Aight, med student here. This is false. To simplify it, no, digestion doesnt hurt, it literally just takes usable material like glucose from the food, then sends on the rest as waste by peristaltic contractions(imagine muscles pushing watse along by squeezing) the only way you feel pain in heartburn
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    • Menstrual cramps arent an every day occurrence and dont begin until puberty, but digestion (if you live healthy) is an every day occurrence and we've done it our whole lives.
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    • That’s why people who are withdrawing from opioids are constantly holding their stomachs. Their bodies stop producing their natural painkillers so you feel E V E R Y T H I N G
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    • Digestion is not painful at all that’s not how pain works
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    • Digestion itself damages your digestive system. Doesn't mean there's pain. Our eating habits today barely allow our stomachs to heal because we literally almost always have food in front of us.
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    • This sounds false but i dont know enough about the inner workings of the digestive track to dispute it
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    • I’m sorry but have any of you tried to bite through a bone? You don’t have pain nerves in your stomach either, this post is just tumblr garbage lies.
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    • Fun fact: that’s not true
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    • That's not the reason why it doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt us because our stomachs have a mucus outline which prevents our stomach acid from digesting itself
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    • The brain removes redundant information. Cramps only happen occasionally. Cramps are new information and so the brain does not get rid of that information. A better question is why it doesn't work for chronic pains like arthritis.
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    • Apparently you can bite your finger off as easily as a carrot
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    • “Fingure”
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    • The bible is a work of fiction
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    • Or digestion isn’t painful
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    • if you put a lightbulb in your mouth you won’t be able to take it out without shattering it
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    • hoes mad
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    • We didnt do shit it was the first ho that fucked us over
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    • Menstural cramps hurt because they’re muscle cramps, just like you can feel stomach cramps, they’re the same thing even triggered by the same hormones
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    • Pain is a feeling, so if you don't feel it, it isn't painful. Pain is caused by damage, which does not occur during digestion. If your brain is "ignoring the pain", then you either have something wrong with you, or their is no pain to be ignored
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    • Then why’s the apple stuck in your throats?
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    • It takes 200 newton's of force to bite through a carrot. A study found that it typically takes 1400 newtons of force to fracture a finger bone. Average human bite force at the molars is between 700 and 800 newtons. No, you cant bite your own finger off
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    • If you think your brain stops you from biting your finger off and not the density of bone than your an idiot
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    • Your belly button is your old mouth
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    • Tumblr fun facts = bullshit
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    • That's incorrect
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    • Actually might have to do with our sexual dymorphism. Cramps come from the ovaries, which develop from the same fetal organs as the testicles. Effectively, because there's conflicting advantageous traits (men want their balls to hurt if say getting squished), it's hard to develop such a pain blocker
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    • Digestion doesn’t hurt, we don’t have pain receptors in the GI tract. People who get colostomies don’t have to worry about their stoma being painful for the fact that we don’t have pain receptors in the digestive organs 🤷🏼‍♂️
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    • Fun fact biting our fingers off would roughly feel the same as biting into a carrot but out brain tells us to not be retarded and says don't do that it hurts
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    • How can it be painful if we don't feel the pain? That's a fucking contradiction
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    • How do we know that digestion is painful?
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    • Nigga if your brain says it aint painful its not. Just cause cells are dying dosent mean its painful.
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    • You know those really bad stomach cramps you sometimes get when taking a shit? The ones that make you say “what the fuck did I do to deserve this”? That’s what digestion feels like
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    • “fingure”
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    • If digestion is painful, you need to see a doctor. Its made to do its job... shouldnt be painful. And thats also not how the nervous system really works but okay. Your digestive organs are fine
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    • Genesis never said it was an apple. Just that it was a fruit. So it could be a long extinct fruit that is shaped like a cube or something
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    • Cmon I wanna know how it feels to .d I g e s t.
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    • Who the fuck spells finger like that??
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    • Because your body is trying to get you to have kids
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    • Who doesnt know how to spell finger
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    • No one has ever felt the "pain of digestion" Organs dont have nerves, theyre not related to pain. Saying its painful at all is wrong.
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