• Aman in Shaanxi, China, recently realized
that the long-handled, blunt-ended object
he'd been using for 25 years to crack
walnuts was actually a live hand grenade.
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    • This is true! The man said that a friend gave him the grenade in the early 1980s. Not having any idea what it was, he used it to crack open walnuts. He discovered the grenade's true identity when he noticed it on a government flyer identifying prohibited explosives.
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    • The terror in his eyes when he realized
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    • Headlines: “Man dies busting a nut...”
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    • Ope
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    • His wife was even more shocked, considering what she'd been using it for
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    • Schrodinger‘s walnut cracker
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    • Gotta be a dud not live if used to crack walnuts
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    • It could open a ton of walnuts all at once if swung well enough
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    • Shit if he detonated it it would do its job better
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    • Explosives make me bust a nut too, hes not special
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    • Forbidden but cracker
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    • Now that’s what you would call a deadly nut cracker
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    • Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
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    • My guy’s been using Ullapool Caber and pestle
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    • A guy in my town found some old dynamite in his attic and they had to call in the bomb squad and they shut down the town it was neat
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    • Shit son. Could have blown his nuts all over the place ...
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    • B1gpig111 27 jun
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    • Riiiiiggghhhttt he was using it for “cracking walnuts” ;) ;) I see
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    • Jojo scene about superior German engineering please!!!!!
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    • How.... How did he find out? Did it go boom? Is he okay??
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    • That’s nuts
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    • I mean...name a better way to crack a nut than a live explosive
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    • forget about florida man let’s talk about shanxi man
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    • DogeDojo 27 jun
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    • Howd you even detonate those? Is there a pin or something
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    • Whoopsie
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    • My luck it’d explode
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    • This could have gone so wrong
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    • forbidden vibrator
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    • Bro. That's nuts
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    • Forbidden vibrator
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    • And that’s what I call flirting with death
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    • Women be like :oops
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    • This is the country we owe so much money to
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    • I bet he nearly went into shock after figuring it out
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    • Imagine crackin sum nuts and your nutcracker just fucking explodes
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    • Boomnut
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    • LewdShopManagerEcho
      Like this comment for nudes
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    • The Nut Buster [RARE] + Use on compatible food items to decrease consumption time. - 0.001% chance of exploding and inflicting 500 damage to you and anyone nearby.
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    • Did he figure it out the easy way or the extreme way
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    • Did he realize that after it blew up 🤣
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    • I just wanna know how the fuck he found out. My guess is it went...ya know...boom
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    • “Live” headass
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    • He should have known what it was. Lol probably came from the factory down the road
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    • Either you get nuts or suddenly it’s not your problem anymore
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    • Poor bastard is probably in a concentration camp now
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    • Thermal!!!
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    • He turned it over to the authorities amd he was not penalized
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    • How did a Chinese guy get a German grenade?
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    • For ppl that don’t know, it’s not an impact Grenade. you have to unscrew the cap and yank the strings out to light the fuse, then it’s goes boom.
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    • Umm, big oops?!
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    • Them potato mashers
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    • @ComradeTheDog hoes mad
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    • @comradethedog hoes mad
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    • How did he realize
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    • High risk, high reward: nuts
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    • Lucky ass mofo
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    • Clearly if it went through all that it wasn't live
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    • boom
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    • The Demo Terrorist
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    • That clearly says 2016
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    • Oh.
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    • Chicoms
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    • Nope. Walnut cracker. It's heavy on one end with a metal head perfect for cracking thick walnuts.
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    • When the nut doesnt crack he just sets it off
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    • He was probably like: 👀
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    • Man: *hits walnuts*. What his wife hears: KABOOM
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    • That's some looney tunes shit right there.
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    • Im so happy airplane friend is dead, so unbelievably happy
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    • Well, as long as the pin or fuse is activated, they are quote on quote, alright?
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    • Ah yes the type 67
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    • Proof that everything "made in China" doesn't work!
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    • Why is one character blurred?
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    • The demoman
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    • Then he gave it to his wife as a dildo
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    • Fool. That's ullapool caber
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    • hooljoo 28 jun
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    • Or a dildo
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    • Imagine
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    • I wonder how he found out it's explosive😂😅
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    • Doubtful
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    • I think i had a stroke after reading this
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    • Haha walnut buster go boom
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    • Wow i wonder how scared he was i wouldnt have been scared bc i love war history and stuff so i know this is a wwii german stick gernade but damn
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    • I wish my potato masher was that cool.
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    • I love the image of a man beating the fuck out of some nuts with a highly volatile albeit outdated military explosive
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    • howd he find out? boom
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