• so i was talking to my dad about
guardians of the galaxy and when i
mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs
and says "I dont know how parents
could be mean enough to name
their child after a fried rodent" and i
sat there looking really confused
and he just whispered "crisp rat."
and now i will never hear anything else
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    • Crisp Rat lol
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    • I made this meme forever ago
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    • A few years back a flaming rat ran out of our homecoming bonfire and nobody knew where it went. The next day at marching band practice we were doing drill and I almost stepped of it. It was still alive and breathing and my bad director hit it in the head to k1ll it and got gloves and threw it 1/2
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    • Anyone laughing?
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      Like this comment if ya want nudes
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    • Chris Pratt is literally from my hometown and came back home to watch his movies in our theater
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    • Ryan George already made this joke
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    • Welcome to the dad joke
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    • If you laughed at this, congratulations you're a father
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    • Huh, looks like the singer of MousRat
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    • Imagine ripping this joke from smosh 😂
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    • I like these lighthearted jokes that appear in IFunny. Keeps the mind off of the rest of 2020
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    • I had a friend who looked like Chris Pratt, he always told me how was but I never believed him because he also told me he worked with dinosaurs but that was obviously a lie
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    • Oh I get it now
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    • I have a friend named Chris Payeur, but all I hear is Crisp Pear
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    • Chris Pratt is my favorite actor
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    • Quality Dad joke, I like
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    • Is your dad Ryan George?
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    • Anyone not laughing?
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    • Tragic
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    • When ever Chris Pratt falls is it a Pratt fall?
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      Krystal 27 jun
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    • Too much of a stretch to make that pronunciation
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    • That meme was funny so now I will completely obliterate my eardrums so that I will not hear anything else like it
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    • Chris P. Bacon
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    • Chrisp ratt.
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    • anyone jerking off as well?
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    • Where's the meme that says like Chris Pratt eating crispy rat crisps
      effox1118 29 jun
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    • You... mean... Rocket?
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    • You lost the game bastards
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    • Mouse Rat?
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    • It took me two years to not hear crisp rat and now you’ve ruined it
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    • Imagine stealing something from pitch meeting and calling it your own
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    • Anyone else’s dads ever convince them they served rat on a stick at Chinese restraunts when it was just chicken?
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    • I guess now we have to call him Christopher Michael Pratt
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    • This was a meme about Logan Paul tazing a rat a while back
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    • Oo should be drawn and quartered for this
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    • Chris P. Ratt
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    • And you ruined it by explaining it
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    • So it's just a crisp rat and a raccoon
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    • No it’s Mouse Rat get it right people
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    • I’m laughing my fucking ass off now
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    • Why the fuck is rocket a real raccoon?!?
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    • Chris’ dad knew what he did.
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    • Crisp rat. From elmemxicano
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    • Burned 1980's Hair Metal Band...my dad met the lead singer in an exotic dancer bar...
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    • anyone remember crisp ratt from everynightriot’s raptor from ark survival evolved?
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    • Must be related to Elongated Muskrat
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    • Yawn
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    • I'm a proud Pratt family member
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    • Mouse rat
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    • Ah yes my last name is Pratt luckily not Chris but throughout all of highschool I got called fat Pratt or they'd call me pill wratt with a silent w
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    • Fried rat is delicious if you can find it
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    • At least he's crisp
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    • If I had a penny for every time this was featured, I’d have enough to pay for a colored username
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    • Either way he’s successful
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    • Not funny. Didn’t laugh
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    • Chris sounds like krissa (rat) in Russian. Basically if your name is Chris you're a rat
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    • My dad used to work in the warehouse of a garden store. They used to have a rat problem and one day his co worker was driving a forklift and hit a rat running across the isle and just the right time because it send all the bones and guts across the room and insided out the skin
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    • Apparently my dad worked on a set when chris pratt wasn't a well known actor
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    • His parents knew exactly wtf they were doing
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    • There’s also Chris-p-rat. Get it crispy rat
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    • I don’t hear anything else either. I’ve heard this before and can’t Hear anything else
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    • That's a extremely old joke... My sister's friend made that joke be for GotG came out...
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    • I’m sending this to Crisp rat
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    • My son is reading that book and I had to take it away so he can get some sleep. He was up till 11 and he is 8
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    • Crisp Rat is definitely a band name he would have used in Parks and Rec
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    • You think that's bad, Don Glover's parents named him DonG lover
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    • Now you will never unhear it
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    • Such is the curse that those of us burdened with the name Chris P. must live with...
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    • Wasn’t this featured two years ago?
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