• The adult version of ”head, shoulders,
knees, and toes” is ”wallet, glasses,
keys, and phone"
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    • “Spectacles, testicals, wallet and watch”
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    • What are those
      Weird 8 jun
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    • Didn’t Adam Sandler make this joke?
      captdaddy 10 jun
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    • Phone/wallet/keys
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    • I love how this implies that children sing this song as an incantation for remembering to account for body parts
      iXbeDoiX 11 jun
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    • Phone wallet keys.
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    • “Phone, wallet, keys”-Adam Sandler
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    • Phone , wallet, keys. Phone wallet keys. All I really need is my phone, wallet, keys.
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    • Imagine having to wear hard sand to make your eyes work properly. This comment was made by perfect eyesight gang.
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    • Adam Sandler said it first
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    • How the fuck you just gona forget your glasses
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    • Cellphone, wallet, keys, vape, gun.
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    • Phone, wallet, keys, watch, pocket knife, and penis
      Kakugan 8 jun
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    • I actually do a very similar ritual where I say the items and pat the location they should be in my pocket, on my body or in a bag before I go anywhere.
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    • Haha, this is funny! Laura, come see this funny Mee mee!
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    • Adam sandler "phone wallet keys" you're welcome.
      joshj962 8 jun
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    • Thanks Adam Sandler
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    • Wallet, HEADPHONES, keys, knife and phone
      imdnb 8 jun
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    • This implies that when were little our head shoulders knees and toes were discardable items
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    • Phone wallet keys vape
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    • Is this an Adam sandler song?
      btmnrlz 8 jun
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    • The heart attack you get when you can’t feel one of those
      Corolla 8 jun
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    • Phone, wallet, keys*
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    • That’s an Adam Sandler song
      11Zack11 8 jun
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    • "Haha, Kristen! Look at this funny post! Did you get juice for the boys' football practice? :)"
      stroodle 8 jun
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    • Adam Sandlers newest song is this
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    • "When I leave the house all i take is my phone, wallet, keys!"- Adam Sandler
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    • When I go out, I need my phone wallet keys. Adam sandler song. This image is unoriginal
      DamonVi 11 jun
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    • And headphones
      Mccree___ 11 jun
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    • Adam Sandler’s song was da bomb tho
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    • UwUBryan 9 jun
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    • he fucking took this joke from adam sandler's rap song
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    • Wallet, glasses, keys, and phone. Keys and phone. Keys and phone. Wallet, glasses, keys, and phone. Where the fuck did I leave them?
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    • Not everyone wears glasses you fat neckbeard fag
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    • Why glasses?
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    • Yall notice 99% of us the checklist starts with "Phone, wallet, keys" in that order lmao
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    • Adam sandler did it right- phone, wallet, passport, keys
      0_1_2_3 8 jun
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    • Phone, wallet, keys
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    • Phone, wallet, keys, and weed, that's all I really need.
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    • Ayfoonei 8 jun
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    • Am.. am i on Facebook?
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    • Why does it genuinely sound better? Am I getting old? :0
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    • Pffft imagine not having 20/20 vision
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    • Phone wallet keys
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    • Me as a kid: checks to see if I have my head, shoulders, knees, and toes before I leave the house
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    • For me it’s phone, wallet, keys, knife, flashlight, gun, side mag, fire starter/whistle/glass breaker. Good look turning that into a song lmao
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    • Phone, wallet, keys. If I leave the house I gotta have these
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    • Phone wallet keys juul
      Ogla 8 jun
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    • Got my phone, wallet, keys.
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    • Mine is “wallet, keys, phone, gun”
      nomomomo 8 jun
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    • I say phone, wallet, keys as I pat them in that order
      CoyBoy28 8 jun
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    • Imagine having to wear glasses. (This post was made by the 20/20 vision gang.)
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    • Actually it’s “phone, wallet, keys, access-or-ies”
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    • Not everyone has bad vision. No glasses gang wya
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    • Imagine having to wear glasses
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    • Adam Sandler - “Phone, wallet, keys song” Look it up. You won’t regret it
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    • Phone, wallet, passport, keys
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    • Are..are you implying that children sometimes forget their head, shoulders, knees and toes?
      jacxson 8 jun
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    • Phone lighter smokes keys wallet sunglasses, but I sing it to ZZtop's cheap sunglasses in my head. Even though I don't smoke anymore
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    • Keys and phone!
      copperp 8 jun
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    • I'm not sure about you guys but I'm blind enough to remember my glasses
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    • "Keys and phone!"
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    • Ass and tits, and vag and hoes
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    • Stupid ass Adam Sandler song
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    • Phone, Wallet, Keys, knife, Gun, hat, gum, coffee
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    • You sang along with it
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    • Niggas really need glasses
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    • Wallet, handgun, keys and phone
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    • More like phone wallet keys
      water9999 12 jun
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    • purse, glasses, keys, and phone
      80HD 12 jun
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    • badge, wallet, phone, keys, headphones, charger, lunch, blood pressure meds... getting old sucks
      jloy5551 12 jun
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    • 20/20 vision gang rise up. Fuck these spectacled niggas
      Nogz12345 12 jun
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    • How the fuck would you not know if you had your glasses? Oh shit I forgot my glasses, no wonder I couldnt see the door.
      mueldaddy 11 jun
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    • Wallet keys phone knife
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    • Phone, knife, wallet, keys
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    • Don’t you think you would notice if you lost your glasses? Like aren’t you fucking blind without them?
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    • I too lost my body parts when I grew up
      ProPain 10 jun
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    • Keys, inhaler, wallet, phone headphones, watch.
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    • If you need glasses to see I find it hard to believe you’d just forget them like that
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    • Imagine having to wear glasses lol. Your bloodline is weak
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    • And gun, at least for me. But if I don’t have it I know exactly where it is. I don’t go setting it on the table when I eat etc. Unless I’m establishing dominance like a Columbian drug lord.
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    • BMW keys, credit card, phone and juul
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    • The rest of the rhyme should be out the door and off I go
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    • Pretty sure they still got heads and shit
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    • Phone, wallet, keys. Never leave my my house without my phone, wallet, keys
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    • We need a better shoulder
      bobcar 9 jun
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    • Teenager: phone wallet vape
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    • Don't forget the gun check too.
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    • "Phone wallet keys" 😂
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    • My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack?
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    • If you wear glasses, you know its glasses always go first.
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    • Phone, wallet, keys
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    • Does anyone else do the self ass grab every time they leave just to make sure they still got phone keys wallet etc?
      Chuck_15 9 jun
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    • Was looking at this while my car warms up for work. I forgot my fucking belt. Thank you seriously
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    • juul
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    • Horny, nigga, laundry, basket
      Zart 9 jun
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    • *inserts picture of Adam Sandler*
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    • Just realized parents call their kids squirt cause they started off as a squirt of you know what
      BLU3Boi 9 jun
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    • Kids, phone, wallet, keys*
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