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    • My tits are bigger than half my grades and I’m a dude
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    • Personally, if it gets a laugh out of you and I, no shits will be given, but if you do it to piss someone off, expect to have no limbs cause we gonna fucking eat them lmao
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    • I only have a cups. I’ve been waiting on them for so long but I’ve lost hope by now, I’m 19 and I doubt they’re going to grow any bigger by this point in my life. I can’t get a straight answer from anyone as to why they’re so small either. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I’m a guy
      BSArtist 4 aug
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    • Here, titty titty titty
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    • Guys, as someone who was formerly fat, it is not okay to touch a guy’s man boobs. It is the most demeaning and emasculating thing you can do to him. Make fun of his gluttony if you feel the need to pick on him so bad. But don’t do this. It causes deep embarrassment and depression.
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    • Sometimes I see big dudes running/jogging with bigger boobs then me and I’m jealous. Like I have C cups and I have to wear a bra. You got the same size and just letting them run wild. So unfair.
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    • This really hurts my feelings tho cause I’m really trying to lose weight and i have lost 20 pounds but still....
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    • If this comment gets 10 likes
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    • if your friend is skinny and they do this to your boobs, grab their face and slam them into the 6th dimension
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    • I need to lose some weight any tips?
      Somedud 4 aug
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    • One time we made our friend drop his belly on the table at lunch. We got at least 3 other tables to turn around from the sound.
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    • There's this girl in my friend group that I really like, but I don't know what steps to take to show I'm interested in her and want a relationship...
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    • If it bothers you, tell them to stop once, they do it again.... rock their shit
      zhanson 4 aug
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    • To the current top comment. I’m overweight and my friends mess with me all the time about it and we get your joking yea it’s kinda hurts our pride but we don’t waste our days thinking about it. Good friends can do it as a joke but a mother fucker I don’t know is just gonna get his shit rocked so
      realcrow 5 aug
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    • Hey ice cream man lemme get 2 SCOOPS!!!
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    • I'm a skinny fuck, so my tiddies and ass are flatter than my dick.
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    • It’s fine if you do it but when if they ask you to stop and you repeatedly do it to annoy them then die
      WumpWump 4 aug
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    • Hate people that do this is hurts self esteem and no one finds it funny so stop being a jerk
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    • i did that to a boy and they laughed... i did that to a girl and they moaned... overreact much?😤
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    • There was this one girl i was friends with and we would get a little flirty but it was playful and she had these ugly ass friends who were ugly as fuck and were mentally abused so they wanted her full attention 24/7 and so they pelted me with insults and told lies about me so i would stay away from
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    • If I’m not dating anyone, I enjoy it. If I am, don’t touch my tits unless you’re them
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    • I’m that fat friend and I’m just happy to be involved (I’m losing weight boys down to 270 from 300)
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    • Why's my name green?
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    • man boobs>>>
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    • I can pass off as a guy easily somehow. People usually think I’m a guy. I’ve managed to convince people I’m a guy too. I have zero titty bro
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    • Bruh how the fuck do I get rid of man boobs? Even after losing 50 pounds they haven't shrunk at all
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    • I’m gonna send this to my fat friend
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    • I’m the fat friend in the group but yet don’t get made fun of. My other friends who are fat but don’t have the man titties I do get called fat. Is it weird that they don’t pick on me or is it they don’t see me as a friend. Had a Mexican kid tell his friend in Spanish how big my tits were. (1/2)
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    • Classic
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    • Slam dunk his titties
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    • Mmm, yes, the duel of modern times
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    • If you do this to your “fat friend” I guarantee you they hate your guts deep down
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    • I asked this girl “can I show you something and let’s keep it between us?” When I pulled out my dick she called the cops and pressed charges
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    • I do this to my brother all the time and he just whacks me
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    • Guys I forgot Obama's last name, please help
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    • Just touch the lamps
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    • Me to SolTenebris
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    • Can confirm, half the time I dont even care
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    • This is why we have liberals
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    • Boobyflip
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    • I have i cup (female) breasts, I have a fat guy friend, every time I see him I say he can barrow one of my bras bc it always gets him and its funny.
      Olivia00 4 aug
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    • I broke up with my girl last week. I've been desperate for some fuk and there's my girl best friend that could be a possibility. How do I make a move without putting our friendship on the line?
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    • Imagine making a person who is already self conscious about themselves feel even worse by messing with them.
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    • I do it to my best friend every day at work and I love his reaction
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    • We almost witnessed Cesar dying in this scene
      Cr1tikal 4 aug
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    • "Try it again and I'll eat it"
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    • For fat guys: don’t be pussies. Does it really matter that much. It’s a joke and hardly affects you. For those who do it: yeah it’s funny but if you repeat it too often it becomes unfunny and they have a right to get angry
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    • Check out calorie cycling and intermittent fasting it’s a good way to lose weight without slowing the metabolism too much or restricting what you eat if you have enough self control to not over indulge
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    • Ok but like, when someone does that... makes me horny
      Fudfud 7 aug
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    • i told all my female friends they get a warning then ill start doing it back
      jajum 7 aug
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    • I scooped my bud at work one day and he then screamed as a overreaction typa joke, the Manager came running out his office to see if anyone was hurt
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    • My friends do love my huge tiddies
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    • I saw and played with boobs for the first time today. It was amazing!
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    • I have bigger tits than most of the girls I know
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    • I am trying to lose weight but my elliptical is about to fall apart
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    • Sometimes I think I shouldn’t lose weight because I have a position as the fat guy in my friend group
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    • Tsch tsch!
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    • I've been working hard to lose weight but every time someone does that it slams my self esteem and I lose focus for at least a week.
      rustieoy 6 aug
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    • As a fat person, I fucking hate that. I hate it so fucking much.
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    • Stop objectifying my bitch tits pig
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    • This sums up my hs friends and I am both people in this picture
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    • As a fat friend, I think you like dudes
      yZ400 6 aug
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    • In high school a girl grabbed my man titty. I smiled and said “ an eye for an eye” she said but “I’m a girl” I replied “I believe in equality.”
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    • I dont understand guys, I'm trying to gain weight and I've been eating more but I'm getting up to 180ish and I cant get past it, idk why
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    • i have tits because of a birth defect. it never fucking stops, there’s nothing i can do to get them removed because i’m under 18 and my parents don’t want to spend the money for surgery, but i’m saving, hopefully the pain will be over soon
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    • Im the fat one
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    • I just go "go on fondle them" while fondling them myself. Theh give up fast that way
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    • My friend tried and let's just say his class was downstairs anyway
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    • Very true
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    • Yup
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    • I remember that episode. Ceaser gets bit and the dog wont let go so ceaser just starts punching the dog. The dog got sent away to his boarding facility.
      Lala611 6 aug
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    • I actually got suspended in 6th grade for groping chicks. They were my friends so they punched me and laughed it off but one day I accidentally bumped a girl in her boob in gym and she reported me so they did an investigation and suspended me for like two weeks
      RossLux 6 aug
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    • My best friend is a big dude and he's one of those guys that's aware of it. Cause of it he be pullin in more bitches than me. Confidence fellas
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    • How bout you stop trying to touch his fuckin boobs and go find a girlfriend, you creepy fuck? One to five times is trying to be funny, after that you're just lonely and weird.
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    • i have ever so slight man boobs and i still get shit for them
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    • Once I was having a slumber party and it came out that a bunch of girls at my school thought I was stuffing my bra because my boobs were/are really big so I flashed them all and told them to tell everyone I have no need to stuff
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    • I think you mean his moobs
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    • I work construction, and I’ll admit I got a little titage, me and my coworkers grab each other’s tits all the time, don’t be so soft guys, don’t act like it’s some sort of secret and you’re the only one who knows your fat, if it bothers you that much make a change.
      notodie 5 aug
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    • Fat guy here. Shit's obnoxious as fuck, and is one of the major reasons why I'm trying to lose weight. If a fat guy looks uncomfortable when you try that shit, stop.
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    • Please don’t touch guys man boobs, there’s a possibility that the dude is very insecure about them and touching them is just not something he wants to happen
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    • If you do that you're kinda gay to be honest
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    • *me trying to smack my bald friends head for 687th time today*
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    • S C O O P
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    • Seems to be normal in some countries to point out obesity so that those individuals may think about a healthier life style... or in the US get pissed/depressed instead
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    • You can touch my titty anytime :)
      LolNood 5 aug
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    • Properly used man tits are the most efficient way to pull bitches. How dare you slap such powerful women getting tools
      braham 5 aug
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    • Honestly, you touch another man's chest like that you are marked gay for life. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
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    • This is actually the reason I pushed away my friends, I was the only fat guy in the group, and they wouldn’t stop. It was always fun hanging out with them but after the second time, I never wanted to see them again
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    • Ahhh good times...
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    • Yeah
      LukePeek 5 aug
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    • Man ill let you
      KRIEG 5 aug
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    • Damn, you're an awfully shitty friend then. I mean if they obviously don't like you doing something yet you continuously do it you're just a fucking cunt,it's not just a friendly joke unless everybody's laughing
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    • Some fat guy I know went off the diving board. He made a big fucking splash. But his tits were floating separately from him.
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    • Ew. Fat
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    • All the fatties with titties mad here. Good, shame on you
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    • Scooping was for both fat and skinny friends in my school. We got anyone who was open chest.
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    • Me and my girlfriend lol
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    • Broke my jaw, dm me tiddie pics so I feel better lmao
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