• would you take me to the beach?
Michael Tamborello ê
Replying to @actuallyemmyy
Looks like you're already on the
beach
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    • Nothing like wearing something that is 98% visible tiddy then blaming guys for looking.
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    • All these fucking bitches posting a photo of themselves saying would you do (blank) for me? like stfu we get it you have titties
      sillyfire 29 jul
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    • No thanks.
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    • “I would fuck you [emmy]. Is that what you want to hear?” Take you to the beach and fuck you? You stupid slut.
      YourGuyCy 29 jul
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    • Those are some fake asf boobs 😬
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    • This isnt the beach, its my bathtub
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    • Jewel 29 jul
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    • God, I just... I hate women, this is my conclusion. I AM NOT a coomer
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    • Sorry lady I rather fuck A.
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    • If females wanna act like useless sex objects, I’ll treat them as such.
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    • Whales always find their way back to the ocean
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    • She’s ugly ngl
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    • I dont think the old guy is a virgin. Just saying
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    • This isn’t a beach this is a bathtub
      dolan2617 29 jul
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    • I'm sad, send me some tiddies
      plazonym 29 jul
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    • Small titties are better than fake titties
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    • Virginity IS cool. So remain pure while I take your girlfriend's, beta.
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    • I like Booby's. If they were my pets, I would take care of them super nicely.
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    • This isn’t a beach its a bathtub
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    • Civilization with God through Jesus: women wearing petticoats, over 90% marriage rates, non-poisoned products, high production, high energy. Civilization without God:
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    • plazonym 29 jul
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    • Dodge the thots
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    • What's with these whores and exposed shoulders
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    • Some women look so basic they aren’t even appealing anymore like oh u a hoe with big tits & a fat ass just like next girl and y should i give a fuck
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    • cena 29 jul
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    • She got oversized tits
      RobbertL 29 jul
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    • There are always those 45 y/o's with pfp like that saying "so beautiful 😍"
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    • This isn’t a beach this is a bathtub
      Yeetlebug 29 jul
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    • God ima woman & im starting to hate most women now especially the thots like this fucking disgrace
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    • her tits are big and actually proportional
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    • What makes it more funny is the old man is more then likely being serious
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    • Chad!
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    • why do discord porn bots only have ugly, loose ham coochie having white girls. 🤔
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    • I would take you to bikini bottom
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    • i was at the beach once and my brother put me in a little float and just let me drift away and i didn’t do anything so i ended up going to far and a rescue team had to come save me while my mom was panicking on the sand because she couldn’t swim and my dad was just sipping lemonade watching me float
      dxuckies 29 jul
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    • That man has aged. He's seen war, loved, raised children, and now has grandchildren. He didn't have sex. He fucked.
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    • didn’t even try to match her foundation with her skin tone
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    • She definitely is covering her fat legs lol
      greedyboi 29 jul
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    • Honestly nice cleavage tho
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    • Word up y'all, I shot down a hooker on tinder tonight.
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    • I'd fuck
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    • *cough*WHORE*cough*
      WowThere 29 jul
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    • You guys are all lame as shit, I hate all of you
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    • That looks so fake and gross
      EdgeRuko 29 jul
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    • Lol read it as "would you take me ON the beach" and i was like who wouldent?
      DdlcGod13 29 jul
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    • White blonde woman? Ew 🤮
      Perv_Sage 29 jul
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    • What's that bikini called
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    • Not looking like a whore no
      chipple 1 aug
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    • But that doesn't answer the question
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    • content not available more
      HM510 1 aug
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    • I'd fuck you, 'Emmy'. There. I said it. Is it what you wanted to hear? Or are you gonna say some bs like 'uuuuhhhhm, I have a boyfriend'?
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    • That’s a lot of makeup for the beach
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    • Men will say they like natural girls then go for girls like this
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    • Those are so fake she doesn’t have a collarbone
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    • ugly af
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    • No cuz big boobs like that are annoying tbh not very attractive
      Jolandia 1 aug
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    • My virgin penis says otherwise
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    • I would take you to my home, get you to my bed, finger that pussy until my fingers get clammy like I’ve been in a swimming pool. I call that adult swim.
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    • I wired this room with explosives. Premarital sex is a sin. Have fun in hell Bethany.
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    • Nobody gonna say anything about how bad the photoshops is???
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    • Swim trunks suck u can never hide ur wood
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    • Fake boobs alert *virginity shields on*
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    • You ignorant whore I’m 14 I can’t even drive.
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    • I wish I was still a virgin
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    • I mean yeah probably
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    • I mean if I'm already going that way and you sit in the back.
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    • Is it me or does she just look ugly
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    • She looks like a cunt
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    • Heh stupid Bitch
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    • Purity is for the weak, being corrupted is fun(but obviously its a dick move if youre a politician)
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    • How tf is that thing still on? That bitch must not know how to swim. If she did the bikini would be way more sturdy.
      TaffyDick 31 jul
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    • YASSSSS
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    • I'm a happy virgin.
      Mason422 31 jul
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    • Yeah sure, if you cover a bit. I'm not hanging at the beach with a floozy unless I dont care about leaving you there and you front that gas money
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    • Smooth, Michael.
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    • god himself is holding her fucking top up
      cass 30 jul
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    • There’s already enough plastic in the ocean
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    • Bitches like this deserve their tits to be looked at
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    • coming from someone with oversized honkers, oversized honkers arent attractive imo (shes rly pretty tho)
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    • No. I wouldn’t. I you’re hideous. I need me a couchpotato girl, I’ll take her to the beach instead of our attention-seeking ass
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    • "virginity is cool, remain pure" is the worst trending meme in a while
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    • This isn’t a beach, it’s a bathtub!
      CourierVI 30 jul
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    • What the hell us holding up her upper bikini?
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    • Guys sauce is Emmy on twitter
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    • People who make these posts only want psychological validation from others
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    • Virginity rocks
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    • Those are titties
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