• 647 comments

    • I can relate so much
      Stop 16 jan 2017
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    • O shot
      LiquidBread 16 jan 2017
      1.3K 15
    • would be able to relate if people actually called me
      Girlydk 16 jan 2017
      23 2
    • If you call me at 2am I'll probably kill you
      peepole 16 jan 2017
      13
    • Call me at 2 AM, I won't kill you. Call me at 7 AM, I wont kill you. Wanna know why? Because my phone is on silent.
      jvke_box_2016 16 jan 2017
      7
    • Can me ever and I won't answer
      _Pratt_ 16 jan 2017
      6
    • How about don't call me
      slab_090 16 jan 2017
      5
    • Call me anytime. I'm very lonely.😔
      BiggerThanJesusNow 16 jan 2017
      5
    • Call me period, and I'll kill you and your family
      4
    • Or just don't fucking call me
      ChrisHansen 16 jan 2017
      4
    • Calls at 7:01*
      Stewiememes_2016 16 jan 2017
      4
    • Call me at all and I'll verbally announce "the gall" of you "calling me at this ungodly hour".
      ZachMunzter 16 jan 2017
      4 3
    • I dont get calls 😂 the story of my life
      StarkPatronus 16 jan 2017
      5 7
    • Better yet, don't call me at all, please and thank you.
      RelatableDoggo 16 jan 2017
      4
    • Or just don't call me ever. That's even better
      ryanjerkins 16 jan 2017
      4
    • Don't call me. Ever.
      WhyNotLaughaLot 16 jan 2017
      4
    • Call me when the clock says "am" and I will wreck your existence
      RJP_96 16 jan 2017
      3
    • This is very true except I would sleep through it. Attempting to wake me up would result in death.
      nyhm9 16 jan 2017
      3
    • Call me at any time instead of texting and I'll kill you
      Madamme_Zeroni 16 jan 2017
      3
    • Who the hell likes getting calls at 2 am?
      Ttam315 16 jan 2017
      3 2
    • Oh I'm sorry I thought this was ifunny not Facebook
      FamousPlank_2015 16 jan 2017
      3
    • Don't fucking call at all, just text
      WlCKED_2015 16 jan 2017
      3
    • Dinkleburg?!
      _ZOD 16 jan 2017
      3
    • I read this right at 2 a.m.
      SuperCam1028_2015 16 jan 2017
      3
    • for me its backwards
      HeyItsMeDaisy 16 jan 2017
      3
    • It's because i would have no complaints at two am that I'd hate you at seven am
      MathiasPotter_2015 16 jan 2017
      3
    • Call me at 4:20 am and Ill call you houston cuz Ill be in fucken space
      Audrys 16 jan 2017
      3
    • 2nd shift life
      pjon317 16 jan 2017
      3
    • Call me at all, and I'll have your head.
      Jaydub4321 16 jan 2017
      3
    • People call me early in the morning for a ride and I'm like "you have working legs, yes?"
      RobotJellyFish_2016 16 jan 2017
      3
    • What's your number ???
      Gingernigs_2017 17 jan 2017
      2
    • Call me at any am and i will kill your family with a spoon
      dunlupe 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Sometimes it's the other way around.
      88TJay 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Call me at all and I'll fucking lose my shit
      AyyDiosMio 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Kill me and you'll get today in prison...
      briyeli 16 jan 2017
      2 4
    • So damn true
      2
    • Call me at 4:20 and Ill gas the Jews
      JewBoiloser 16 jan 2017
      2
    • It's 7:20 where I live
      2
    • Call me at 2am I won't have any complaints. Call me at 7am I won't have any complaints. Since my Dad passed away my phones left on silent. Fuck y'all bitches imma sleep soundly
      DanteVoorhees 16 jan 2017
      2 1
    • I'm the exact opposite
      KingBastard 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Bae can call me at any time
      Dingbling 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Call me anytime, and you're dead. Just text me.
      Tabasco_Waffles 16 jan 2017
      2
    • It's 2 am hit me up
      Tvanlear21 16 jan 2017
      2 1
    • Call me at all and I'll ignore it and wait for the txt.
      AbeLinkinz_2015 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Call me at 2am I'll have a problem. Call me at 7am I'll have a problem.
      2
    • O sheet
      webhed1991 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Yep at 2:00 I'll be about to go to sleep and ready for deep philosophical conversations but at 7:00 I'll be rushing to get out the door and probably won't even answer
      drawkwA 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Call me at seven am and I'm probs at school tbh
      1234556789 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Call at both I will kill you
      colbyrock 16 jan 2017
      2
    • I too get angry when awoken
      izzybella90 16 jan 2017
      2
    • I'll complain at any call because I hate people
      Pusheeen 16 jan 2017
      2
    • The real question is at what time during the night does it transition from being no big deal to an unforgivable act?
      BossTweak 16 jan 2017
      2
    • today is tuesday
      HandSoaplo_2016 16 jan 2017
      2
    • It depends why they are calling at 2 am. I'd be pissed if they just said they were bored.
      FandomObsession01 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Call me at 156 pm and I will kill time...fuck you
      Republish_an_2016 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Cuz im not asleep til 5
      ClitYeastwud 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Call me anytime and I won't answer because I have too much anxiety
      fakecount 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Call me at 2am I'll kill u
      Smirkycomment_2016 16 jan 2017
      2
    • No one call me between 6pm and 11 am. Thats me time you sons of bitches
      zuckerborg 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Call me and I'll kill you
      FryinNBuyin 16 jan 2017
      2 2
    • If you call me at all I'll literally kill you. Like that's why fucking text messages are a thing.
      2
    • Dont ever call me. Just text.
      YesWebb_2017 16 jan 2017
      2
    • A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale
      DaddyYamz 16 jan 2017
      2 1
    • Don't you hate those "like if you agree" comments? Like if you agree.
      2
    • If anyone calls me I won't complain
      2
    • Calls at 4:20am. Ayyyyy Lmao
      Razorrikko 16 jan 2017
      2
    • If I text you at 7:50 I expect a reply at 7:49
      PhobiaCreates 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Call me at all and I'll kill you
      Freakzoid11 16 jan 2017
      2
    • Totally me😂😂😂😂
      Ilianna_77_2016 18 jan 2017
      1
    • *Calls you at 6:59* Fak u
      Kl0kWrK_2016 17 jan 2017
      1
    • For me its the opposite why the fuck is the point of being asleep all through the morning and then going to sleep at 4 am? I never understood that
      JAGF 17 jan 2017
      1
    • The opposite is true for me.
      angiev123_2017 16 jan 2017
      1 1
    • good thing time is an illusion
      xPiggy 16 jan 2017
      1
    • I will never call back if you call me that early i have about 20 contacts deleted because of this exact reason
      Aphmau1017_2017 16 jan 2017
      1 2
    • That's so me lazy and sleepy
      yani_twd_2017 16 jan 2017
      1
    • Just don't call me you fuckin helpful
      ChakaMakaka_2016 16 jan 2017
      2
    • OK what's your phone number
      Big_League_Jew 16 jan 2017
      1
    • Opposite cause I work at the ass crack of dawn usually do I normally wake up early af
      randomshiznat 16 jan 2017
      1
    • this is so me
      1
    • I personally do not expect any calls until 10 am.
      1
    • Vibrate is a new handy feature phones have. Ask your doctor
      gallywixo 16 jan 2017
      1
    • I won't answer either one
      Propane_Powa 16 jan 2017
      1
    • Just don't call me
      1
    • Or use silent mode.
      zabooomafoooooo 16 jan 2017
      1
    • Actually, don't call me at all
      thit 16 jan 2017
      1
    • That escalated quickly.
      ExpJellyfish 16 jan 2017
      1
    • Call me passed 11 and it's a booty call
      MTMMYWT 16 jan 2017
      1
    • 2 am? yall wild my ass still sleep
      FaceBookIsBlack1 16 jan 2017
      1
    • Call me at anytime when I'm asleep, and you won't get an answer because I'm sleeping.
      metal_maniac4_2016 16 jan 2017
      1
    • Call me after 11:00PM I won't pickup call me after 8:00AM I will
      me4u_2013 16 jan 2017
      1
    • Call me anytime after midnight ur still dead...
      sweethart93 16 jan 2017
      1
    • Damn call me at 2pm I'll torture u
      1
    • The only people that calls me are bill collectors. 🙄
      BabiiDollBri 16 jan 2017
      1
    • I'll kill you either way
      1
    • True
      JonsietheGod_2017 16 jan 2017
      1
    • Sup it's 7am
      nippsey_2016 16 jan 2017
      1
    • Call me at all and ill shove a bat up your urethra.
      lurkdog5 16 jan 2017
      1
    • What they doing up so late
      Ceveah_2017 16 jan 2017
      1
    • Even 12am is pushing it
      Jacob27 16 jan 2017
      1
    • At 2 I will pretend to be groggy at 7 I will scream without making any real words
      libby_basoombas 16 jan 2017
      1
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