• Them: Does your cat bite?
Me: No, he punches.
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    • Finally, a worthy opponent
      blue_too 4 sep
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    • Gorilla grip pussy
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    • _zoro 4 sep
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    • Does your cat bite? No, he masturbates, like a lot.
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    • My grandfather’s cat has some fucking M U S C L E, he hits with his paw, no scratches, and feels like getting socked in the nose whereever he punches you.
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    • Ifunny yall are racist pieces of shit but bc of one guy 3 months ago that replied to my comment and hybrid calisthenics I ganed 30 lbs which is GREAT for me cuz I was 120 at 6'0 now I'm 150 and look less like a stick. I love you guys and wouldnt trade you for the world
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      Foundry 4 sep
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    • Looks like quagmire after discovering internet porn
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    • How does a cat even get that muscular?
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    • You when the cat punches you
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    • The anti-chonker
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    • Me OW FUCK HE GOT MAH DICK
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    • Just built diffrent
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    • Those are probably lipomas. Benign fat tumors.
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    • And occasionally puts you into a sleeper hold
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    • Meow.
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    • O I N K
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    • MorningStar
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    • Ignore the fact that the top comment is whatever that is... join my mc server instead :D lp is operationcraft (.) com
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    • Cat says the word “meow”
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    • I wanna arm wrestle him, just to see how hard I'll lose
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    • Honorary big cat
      McL0v1n 5 sep
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    • Jesus truely the scott s teiner of cats
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    • Beerus
      OSzezOP 4 sep
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    • Yoked!
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    • Viking cat
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    • He lifts
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    • I once had a cat that was buff as fuck but had no idea how to have sex properly and would just dry hump over every single female cat
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    • You know that cat runs that fucking neighborhood though
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    • Into the next universe
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    • One of my friends has a cat that's a mix of Bombay and a wild cat. It has fucking thumbs and its huge it dosent bite or scratch it grapples and chokes it's been nooning raccoons and foxes on his farm like crazy.
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    • Thats.... not muscle sadly...
      Saiomai 7 sep
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    • ifunny is fucking racist i try to comment in another language and it said “lEtS nOt GeT cRaZy”
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    • Two buff cats in a row? What has this world come to?
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    • Damn
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    • That Nintendo switch game
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    • Is it a punch? Or a kick?
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    • T he FU CK
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    • Melee only Khajiit build
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    • MEOW
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    • That cat fuckin jacked
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    • Buff cat buff cat
      ahex1231 6 sep
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    • MrTwigs 6 sep
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    • Novel writer after coming outta quara ntine (insert quagmire with big right hand)
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    • Novel writer after coming outta quarantine (insert quagmire with big right hand)
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    • That looks like my car rupert
      _Devo_ 6 sep
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    • A cat with traps
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    • Yo what
      GH0ST777 6 sep
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    • I tried to wash my 2 cats yesterday 1 is shredded and took my full strength along with my brothers to contain him then we moved on to his brother who is a complete lardo and I swear this dude summoned the strength of all his ancestors because he was almost as hard to contain and hes all fat
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    • This mfer will destroy y’all and send you to the shadow realm
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    • You trying to catch them paws?
      jamez1 6 sep
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    • Damn that pussy ripped
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    • No...Body slammed!
      mecwar 6 sep
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    • Look at those triceps
      M3rjoy 6 sep
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    • Hahaha
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    • I'd wanna take him to the vet!
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    • PUBG MOBILE VIDEOS!!!! Just started a youtube and i cant wait to squad up with anyone who helps me subs just come thru and well go fuck around im on all day. ALMOST'GOOD'GAMING
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    • I like ya cut G
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    • Mine just hurts your feelings
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    • Someone gave that cat steroids
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    • I think that cat may have some tumors. Might wanna get that checked out...
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    • I think that cat has a tumor
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    • He just built different
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    • Mittens hits the gym 5 days a week and never misses leg day
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    • DJCwittz 5 sep
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    • Bro wtf cat got a better tricep horseshoe than I do
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    • Lionblaze be like
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    • Still throw that cat in the trash
      nidd463 5 sep
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    • Holy FUCK
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    • He has lymphomas
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    • Thats one strong pussy
      MadMax11 5 sep
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    • Steroids
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    • Every warrior cats villain.
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    • I’m reminded of the swole squirrel card in Legends if Runeterra
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    • I think that’s just cancer
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    • You won't be able to run over this cat. Your car will be totalled.
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    • I had a cat like that we got him from drug dealer that gave us 50$ to take him the cat disappeared one day and we thought he died and over a year later our neighbors had him on there trail camera so he’s kinda just one with nature now
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    • That literally looks like they gave him fluid under his skin
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    • Nigga, I’d bring Shane Dawson. He’d FUCK your cat
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    • Meow.
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    • Fuckin say pspsps your gf will clean you out of my litter box
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    • Yo my cuz had a wiener dog that was jacked but that dude was super nice
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    • Pituo
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    • This cat is fucking yolked
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    • That looks like a tumor and some convenient lighting
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    • Tony the tigers son
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    • Are those his rear delts or his traps?
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    • Slight work for a nigga like me
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    • Gnoon
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