• Fun fact:
Humans are deuterostomes.
which means that when they
develop in the womb the
anus forms before any
other opening. Which
basically means at one
point you were
nothing but
an
asshole.
Some people never develop
beyond this stage
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    • I’m still just an asshole
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    • Why did it say no comments
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    • I guess this is what they look like
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    • Facebook moms like: https://ifunny.co/fun/6j6SjROc5
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    • Also every human is first female and some proceed into becoming male
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    • Fun fact: that isn’t true
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    • A lot of people never develop beyond this Stage because the are aborted in the womb. But that’s nun of my business
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    • my hungry ass thought that was a spoon
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    • This isn't Facebook
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    • Basically the joke is that people never grow past being a asshole
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    • Source(s): Dude trust me
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    • This foodporn is overwhelming
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    • Fun fact, my second cousin was born without an asshole and received a 16 hour surgery to fix it
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    • Also, all fetuses are originally female. What was meant to be the vagina fuses to become a penis, and this is why penises have a scar-like line on the bottom. The testicles are basically ovaries that transformed.
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    • Look at us. Started as a bottom now we're here
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    • Everone starts off as a girl
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    • That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about biology to oppose it
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    • But my niece was born early and couldnt shit bc she didnt have an asshole (listen idk if that's why but she wasnt able to take a shit and shes about 6 rn and just now being potty trained and I'm so proud of her)
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    • Cause they got aborted
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    • Simultaneously an abortion joke and a behavioral joke
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    • You were nerves before you were an asshole. So maybe a smart ass if you want.
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    • Holy antique. This used to be all over Facebook back in 07.
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    • I actually learned about this in biology a month ago
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    • The buccopharyngeal membrane is created in the foregut and it is perforated during the 4th week of human development, creating the primitive mouth, whereas the cloacal membrane is created in the hindgut and it is perforated during the 8th week of human development, creating the primitive anus
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    • People half the time: You develop an asshole before anything else. Lol. People when the topic of abortion is brought up: NO FUCKING WAY! THAT ANUS HAS RIGHTS!!!
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    • So if you fuck someone from behind, you're fucking the real them
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    • Not necessarily just an asshole but a ball of cells that had an opening in both ends that would eventually become the mouth, digestive system and, then yes, the asshole
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    • This is a lie lmao, the first opening that develops is your belly button where the umbilical coord goes through
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    • Technically at that point it’s called a blastopore not an anus
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    • Fun fact: this is the oldest most unfunny joke
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    • Oh because of abortions
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    • It’s called a miscarriage
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    • As unethical as it is, can we atleast once cross humans with animals just to see what comes out?
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    • I am one of these said people
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    • Facebook moms are screaming right now
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    • Deuterostomia is a subtaxon of the Bilateria branch of the subkingdom Eumetazoa, within Animalia, and are distinguished from protostomes by their deuterostomic embryonic development; in deuterostomes, the first opening (the blastopore) becomes the anus, while in protostomes, it becomes the mouth.
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    • Hey 👋🏻😁 it’s me from the womb 😱😤😤 just saying the bUtThoLE stage ain’t that bad 😱😱😱😅😅 Living Lyfe 😎😎😤😤 shit my teenage mom is going to kill me
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    • I could make an abortion joke but I'd rather not have my phone go off all night
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    • All males start off as females that’s why we have nips
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    • This just ended the abortion argument, humans develop assholes first, assholes are still people, meaning fetuses are viable instantly
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    • We also all started out as female,so technically we are all trans
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    • Facebook called: It wants my retarded aunts post back.
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    • When I was in paleobiology the TA called me a deuterostome and it was one of the worst burns I’ve ever experienced
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    • It’s been a few years since I’ve taken development, but I’m pretty sure the first thing that forms is the notochord - part of the CNS
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    • Lord helmet: "i knew it, im surrounded by assholes"
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    • I dunno man, seems borderline Facebook meme
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    • BMW drivers never left this phase
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    • This is a Facebook Meme. From like 3 months ago. You're better than this Ifunny.
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    • 1st comment
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    • Protostome gang rise up
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    • actually the oral cavity forms first, then the anal cavity and then the entier digestive tract grows between them pretty much
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    • Yeah it’s called an abortion
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    • My asshole is the oldest part of me
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    • Fun fact, this isnt true. Dont believe everything you see on the internet
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    • My sister says I have two assholes because she says shit comes out of my mouth and ass
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    • @ 95% of iFunny
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    • We were created in God’s image, we start out as assholes. Therefore, god is an asshole.
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    • This hit a little too close to home.
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    • Hehehe cool Facebook meme 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦶🏿😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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    • Because they get aborted
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    • What about the Fossa Ovalis
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    • When you consider that all vertebrate life came from a sea anus...
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    • This is not true. What forms first is your neural tube, which becomes your spinal cord. Somites line each side of this tube and create your extremities
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    • Life starts at asshole. #prolife
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    • Just want to clarify as a biochem major - it’s both the anus and the mouth that are developed- so talking shit and being an asshole is all inclusive
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    • Darkkmane fuck you
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    • had us in the first half not gonna lie
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    • I knew it! I’m surrounded by assholes!
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    • I mean technically, virtually all vertebrates and most other animals are just really weirdly shaped tubes
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    • Thats only when Charlie in the chocolate factory happens.
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    • Im still in that stage of life
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    • fun fact: most snails and all grouper fish are hermaphrodites which literally means they have male and female sexual organs and can reproduce with themselves. there could be one left in existence and it wouldnt go extinct
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    • This actually happens because once the ass is made the spine is formed next which is the base used for all your organs and skull
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    • Correct me if i’m wrong but doesn’t the hindgut and the anal cavity form at week 7??? That’s 4 weeks after the formation of the stomach, heart and liver and 3 weeks after the spleen.
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    • Shit.. started from the bottom now my whole body fuckin here..
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    • Then why would some be born without anuses
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    • We’re also sexually dimorphic, meaning male or female. Anything else is just a handicapped version of one of those 2.
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    • everyone also starts out female
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