• my dad once said "do what you
hate first thing in the morning
to get it out of the way" then 3
months later he called me to say
happy birthday at 6am
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    • He's lying. He has never met his dad.
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    • HybridD 15 jun
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    • Maybe the thing he hates most is getting up at 5AM :)
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    • Do you guys ever do something regularly not because you like it but because youre really good at it?
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    • He hates making phone calls. He'd rather visit you.
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    • My dad once said, "I love you" but I think he was talking about his beer and not me
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    • So that’s why my dad rapes me every morning.... it all makes sense now
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    • Cause he hates having to wish his son congratulations for getting a year older, meaning less time being left with him
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    • Wtf that’s actually great advice I never thought of it
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    • Lets all be real tho, who tf likes calling someone to wish their family member happy birthday?
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    • I used to call my mom between 6 a.m. and 8 a.m. on the weekends, and she would always make comments about how responsible I am for being awake on the weekends so early. Little did she know I had always been up from the previous night because of massive amounts of cocaine
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    • Well...there is a lot of pressure put on people to say happy birthday to the birthday person as early as humanly possible.
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    • Oof my birthday started 34 minutes ago
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    • Waking up
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    • Then 6 months later he had sex with my mom at 5 AM
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    • I really wish I haven't been on here for 5 years. I've been hoping this app would turn around for prolly the past year. But now we get low res YouTube vids from big creators twitter/tumblr screenshots hell even from big TV shows. I miss the good ol days of a classic top and bottom text picture.
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    • Wait.......you guys have dads????
      Teleban 15 jun
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    • Maybe it was just a pre-planned dad joke
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    • Currently shitting my brains out. It doesn't stop...it just keeps coming....can I have some words of encouragement.
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    • I too hate tslking on the phone.
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    • No he woke up first that's the thing he hated most
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    • That’s why I do your mom at the crack of dawn , not enough light to illuminate the ugly
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    • Atleast you have a dad
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    • Does anyone really like saying happy birthday though, it's usually pretty awkward unless there's a bunch of people around
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    • Of course, what parent wants to acknowledge their is kid growing up.
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    • I hate calling people personally, let's just meet irl
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    • Example: waking up
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    • I bet that was after he did your mom
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    • Mine asks me every year whens your birthday?
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    • No one likes saying happy birthday to other people
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    • Weak, I call my mom every year on her birthday at exactly 12am, even if I’m in the same room as her
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    • That's why opening shifts are better than closing shifts at work.
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    • It would make sense for me since i was born at 6am
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    • When my kid grows up to be like 14 should i get him boxing lessons or taekwondo incase he gets in a fight, or will that turn him into a little shit
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    • That's how I've been thinking since 2nd grade: do the hardest thing first.
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    • how bout doing something you love like jerking off?
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    • My daddy said “Trust no man but your brothers”
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    • this dont make since. if he dad hated having kids he gon tell his wife to push it out at 6 in da morning so it dont ruin the rest of he day? also if his idea is that he dad dont like fuckin his mom, that would be assuming that they was fuckin exactly 52 weeks before this dude was born, when birth is
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    • “Modern problems require modern solutions
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    • Well i woke up, sooooo im done with that task. Thanks dad
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    • Cuz he ain't your dad bruh
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    • -sip- yep. 7 am. Time to mow
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    • That just means he hates to see you group up😢
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    • Hey, man... that’s three months worth of things hates more than wishing you a happy birthday . I see this as a win
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    • So my uncle hates me. Good to know
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