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    • My doctor did that with my foreskin
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    • I like this every time it shows up. ^^
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    • HybridD 31 jul
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    • Damn 140 and still getting laid.
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    • Correction... (open it)
      Coffeeeee 31 jul
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    • 5 days old.. damn that little guy has sooo much life ahead oh him. Best of luck little dude
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    • On my way home from work today i pulled over to move a baby tortise from the road. Turned out to be a hunk of mud. Picked it up and moved it anyway. Too many people saw...didnt want to look dumb.
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    • OKAY I GET TO TALK ABLUT TURTLE STACKING! Turtles do this to protect their young and their mates so they will all stack in a big pile and they usually do this with their young but they still do it when they get older
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    • Quick they need straws
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    • I vomit whenever I see “everyone liked that” for the 90,000th time in a row
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    • I don't think many people realize that this turtle was alive in 1879...like so much shit has happened since then...
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    • 140 dude, that's still young
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    • Dude can still bust a nut at that age . Where Guinness world records at when you need them .
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    • Juan10132 31 jul
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    • Wait so this noon still fuckin after 140 years
      nDopee 31 jul
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    • Post animals
      TallTales 31 jul
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    • Bowser and bowser jr
      iRaditz 31 jul
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    • Who was fucking sis at 140
      cheynya 5 aug
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    • Plot twist his son is dead and the dad is wearing him as a trophy
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    • Tortoise still getting more action at 140 than I have my entire life
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    • They can still make babies when that old. Wtf
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    • Did you know that alligators may very well be immortal
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    • How’d it get up there
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    • If you came out of your mother’s womb feet-first, even if for a brief time, you wore your mother once as a hat.
      raxbat 1 aug
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    • The old woman who ran the pet shop in Cowboy Bebob wore a tortoise on her head.
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    • When you think about it, during your birth you’re wearing your mother as a hat for few seconds.
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    • Took almost a century and a half for that turtle to get laid. Just a reminder that you’ll probably die a virgin
      oLapis 31 jul
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    • ‘Everyone liked that’ is a shitty meme
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    • People are overusing and misusing the Everyone liked that meme.
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    • Wow. 140 years old and still getting some. Good job tortoise friend
      DeepFried 31 jul
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    • When will the (everyone like/ disliked that) die? It was funny 2 years ago but not anymore
      bobasbutt 31 jul
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    • You use to wear your mom as a hat , all of us have
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    • Dammm the old tortoise still getting pussy at 135 years old
      mylife59 31 jul
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    • Qaam spotted in the featured section
      Phuc 31 jul
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    • Rip grant Thompson... you will be missed:(
      hellosers 31 jul
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    • Wholesome
      Darling 31 jul
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    • qaam: *doesn't post cringe* [Everyone liked that]
      Pomf 28 jul
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    • Yet if I were to do it with a newborn, I would be “insane” and “fired from the orphanage”
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    • Aww
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    • Took him 140 years to get laid, fucking nerd
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    • Master oogway
      Purrs 4 aug
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    • "I have experienced many years of the earth, and I will make sure my son gets to see it too."
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    • Squirt. Mr turtle is my father
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    • Bruh that turtle was born in the 1800s holy shit
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    • Achievement unlocked: Turtleception
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    • Not funny didn’t laugh
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    • It's like Minecraft lol
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    • It appears my time as come. It is time for you to complete your journey, without me.
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    • It's a good thing turtles and tortoises are reptiles and come from eggs. Cuz if they were mammals and born from a womb then the women would be in for a hell of a time
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    • Where my son go?
      SY0w0 1 aug
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    • Grammy was getting those cheeks clapped
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    • African spur thigh I have one and he’s only a few year old like 6 I think he’s going to long out last me and will probably my grandchildren’s friend. They get big quick though and he’s still growing
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    • This story would have been a lot different if they switched the turtles out with humans
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    • 140 years...that means it had a kid at 140?
      Sirblep 1 aug
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    • Oh but if I do it it's child abuse?
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    • cringe qaam...
      Theta 1 aug
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    • Turtle purple penis
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    • Kind of old to be having kids, don't you think?
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    • What the fuck is your profile picture?
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    • Why does this keep getting featured!
      burnelld2 31 jul
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    • So... Did he stick his dick in a 135 yr old pussy?
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    • 140 and still taking dick
      Suedama 31 jul
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    • qaam cringe
      Pomf 31 jul
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    • No one gonna talk about the fact that granny turtle is still sexually active
      LewdWeeb 31 jul
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    • This meme is just being misused now. The original template was to be used when someone or something did something beneficial or sweet for someone or something else. Now it’s just any and every wholesome thing garners this meme? No that’s stupid.
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    • Tortoise you dumb fuck
      RedJive 31 jul
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    • Oh sure, when the tortoise does it, it’s cute, but when I do it I get sent to prison for life.
      Cinnamol 31 jul
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    • Put him back in the ocean
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    • Damn 140 years old and still gettin dick
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    • Dang. She getting action at 140?
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    • "Her 5 year old son"
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    • I had top comment and then my comment got deleted ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    • She fucking at 140
      Peridoton 31 jul
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    • Yea but when I carry my 5 year old child on my head it’s “abuse”
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    • If u were born feet first then for a moment you wore your mother as a hat
      SaltyDaze 31 jul
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    • Yes, I too wear my children as accessories.
      Xiphact 31 jul
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    • If you were born breach, for a brief time you wore your mom as a hat.....
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    • a little early to have kids don’t you think
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    • Milf
      Lmstott 31 jul
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    • that thing existed for 140 years and she has a 5 day old son on her head. does that trip anybody else out
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    • Look at her side-eye Chloe-ing us...
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    • I was born feet first so I too wore my mom as a hat once.
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    • That baby turtle will out live us all.
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    • I didn't like that
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    • "May I take your hat sir?"
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    • I hate the "everybody liked that" shit
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